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Post by Jolly Joes on Nov 28, 2006 1:08:26 GMT -5
It's aliens, dude. They are scouting test subjects as part of their plans to conquer humanity.
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Post by Jolly Joes on Nov 28, 2006 2:35:25 GMT -5
Now here comes the hard part, hoping that they will really read it.
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Post by Jolly Joes on Nov 27, 2006 1:09:22 GMT -5
Sony or rather Naughty Dog and Insomniac doesn't have the rights to Crash and Spyro respectively anymore.
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Post by Jolly Joes on Nov 26, 2006 17:15:41 GMT -5
Blast you all! XD I just want to reconmend and talk about good games that isn't Sonic/Mario/Megaman related and that I've enjoyed very very much. XD And Okami was really that good. There are very few nowadays games I would like to replay all over again after I've beaten it and Okami is one of them. But anyway, Keith has a decent choice of games. The real question is are you? Also Okami is already cheap at Amazon at least. $30 So if you like Zelda games you should probably check it out.
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Post by Jolly Joes on Nov 26, 2006 17:41:28 GMT -5
8.8 8.8 8.8 8.8 8.8 8.8 8.8 8.8 8.8 8.8 8.8
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Post by Jolly Joes on Nov 26, 2006 18:43:48 GMT -5
Why is Sonic crying? That is the real question.
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Post by Jolly Joes on Nov 26, 2006 17:39:46 GMT -5
nope, it really is just a photoshop. Greatest topic in history. HOT. I dedicate these findings to you, Evang!
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Post by Jolly Joes on Nov 26, 2006 17:26:30 GMT -5
It's photoshop.
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Post by Jolly Joes on Nov 26, 2006 6:25:51 GMT -5
What's wrong Smindas? Why can't u let sonic be happy wit his truu wuv!!?? how deep and kawaiii!!! ^_________^ n then several months laters OMGOMGOMG!!! SQUEEEEEEEE!!!
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Post by Jolly Joes on Nov 26, 2006 4:44:18 GMT -5
fanart or official, teflon?
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Post by Jolly Joes on Nov 26, 2006 1:18:43 GMT -5
And they ain't homosexual* either, but hey...
(*) Well okay, maybe Ray and Mighty may be suspect but...
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Post by Jolly Joes on Nov 25, 2006 23:36:26 GMT -5
But it's okay. I'm sure those fandronettes will still appreciate the past: ...
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Post by Jolly Joes on Nov 25, 2006 17:37:36 GMT -5
and no gloves either
and that pic sums up the demograph Sonic Team is targeting for the next Sonic game after Sonic Wii.
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Post by Jolly Joes on Nov 25, 2006 17:00:49 GMT -5
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Post by Jolly Joes on Nov 28, 2006 5:01:33 GMT -5
HEY GUYS! HERE'S MORE!
Sonic 2007 Part 4
Sonic speeds into the red light district, during which he briefly considers whether shoving condoms up his own anus prior to a speedy run, a run in which his legs most likely hit the ground at 60,000RPM, was such a wise idea. His thought is cut short by a motorist, attempting to do a u-turn. Sonic screams, with a pinch of New York attitude, "NO FUCKIN U-TURNS IN MY FUCKIN CITY!". Using his trademark spin dash, he launches himself at the offending person's two-door.
(Now, let me interject here - a hedgehog, even of that size, would weigh at most 20-30lbs. 20 pounds of flesh, hitting your car at 40 miles per hour would leave quite a dint, but otherwise cause no structural damage. 20 pounds of incredibly resistan flesh (I'm assuming. Cmon', he flies around in fuckin outer space), hitting your car at the speed of sound, will obviously deal out more damage)
Sonic acknowledges the editor's comment, split seconds before he hits the car. The results are spectacular. The car's steel frame twists inwards at the point of impact, creating a veritable vortex of twisting metal death. With stunning finality, he tears through the car, creating a wake of mechanical slaughter. He rolls to a stop, uncurls, and gazes back at his handiwork. The vehicle is totally destroyed, looking as if hit by a giant cannonball, direcly through the centre of the car. By some miracle, the man inside is still alive, though trapped under a tangle of metal and cheap plastic exterior. Sonic gets up, shaking off the last of the shellshock, and slowly, menacingly, approaches the man in the car. Though trapped, the man, frightened beyond belief, is able to turn his head, and does so, to view the living buzz-saw. By this time, Sonic is standing no more than 1 foot from his face.
Sonic's head angles down, bringing his gruesome killer-face to meet the man. As the man silently relinquished control of his rectum and bladder, Sonic stares into the man's eyes. Deeper. Deeper still. In his mind, the man sees himself - standing in an inky void, strange colourless vapors eminating from underneath. Sonic walks in from the darkness, walks up to the man. So close he can hear Sonic saying something. At first it's a whisper, and as the man leans closer, to hear what he says, Sonic reaches forward suddenly, and buries his hand in the mans chest, reaching upward, until his hand found the man's brain.
All of a sudden, the vision cuts out - and Sonic has his arm, right-angled and raised in the air, in the same manner as was in the man's chest just before. The man whispers "Wh...wha..aat d..iid yy-y...ou s-sayy?"
Sonic opens his mouth, and clenches his fist tight. "Blow me"
The man's head explodes in a shower of blood, a cascade of gore, torrents of pulpy flesh and jagged bone, and then, the unmistakable coils, twists and sponge-like feel that can only be the human brain. By this time, a large crowd had gathered, and many of the people had phones to their ears, speaking frantically, their expressions betraying their reaction with unmistakable certainty.
Sonic's eyes gleam in the sunlight. "Oh shit".
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Post by Jolly Joes on Nov 26, 2006 4:58:26 GMT -5
Also I like to say "OH SHIT I'M RINGING" Sonic cries out in a piercing tongue. He also appears to fade in and out of the ether in rapid succession. is one of the greatest lines ever to be related about Sonic the Hedgehog.
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Post by Jolly Joes on Nov 25, 2006 16:12:29 GMT -5
That was an awesome thread at SA.
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Zell
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Post by Jolly Joes on Nov 25, 2006 6:58:19 GMT -5
I could sure go for some hotdogs!
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Post by Jolly Joes on Nov 25, 2006 0:18:48 GMT -5
Because you sounded very angry. For a minute, I thought I was talking to Suitcase Jr.
Not that there is anything wrong with that. =)
Also, I thought Tea didn't like Sonic Heroes?
...I really need to go back to #lemona--no IRC in general.
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Post by Jolly Joes on Nov 24, 2006 23:25:20 GMT -5
Sonic and Elise lovechild?
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