Sonic universe Stephen Colbert.

[Matsrik]

(Co-written between Nerohman and me, with Nerohman providing most of the dialogue and me providing most of the points)

"Nation, word on the street is that the usage of rings may, in moderation, actually be beneficial to one's well-being. Now, I'm all for giving each side their equal treatment, but this is, in the word of our ancestors... 'Grade-A Liberal Bullhonkey'. Which brings us to tonight's word.."

(Wha-ching!)

* Power Rings

"Power Rings. Now, I don't use power rings, despite what you might have heard from people I met in college.."

* Mostly his dealers

"And even if I did do power rings, I assure you I didn't enjoy them; and I assure you, if I did enjoy them, it was only for a short time.."

* When getting hit by a giant ball on a chain

"...And I assure you, if it was for a long time, which it wasn't, it certainly wasn't in the company of minors."

* Except his immortal sidekick

"But a lot of liberals over and knot-hole are all about rings, saying they have no ill effects and help save you if you get hit. But really, mobius, isn't getting hit over and over a bad thing? Like teen pregnancy!"

* Extra lives

"It's like a self-destructive... highway... line... what's a shape that fits my metaphor?"

* A 'ring' maybe?

"..Nevermind. And besides, you know what else rings are? Jewelry! And men can't wear jewelry; that's just crazy."

* White gloves totally masculine

"...And that's tonight's word. We'll be right back."

[NeroKid]

I hope he liked my enty into the Green Hill Zone challenge.
It's not a race, but somebody does come in first.

I'm with you america, and so are my quills.

time for BETTER KNOW A ZONE

[Admin]

I don't get the show over here, so my only reference to how the show's supposed to go is that "Wikipedia" clip from a few weeks back...
...But I thought this was pretty clever. Neat character design, too.

[J]

Dude, Google Video and YouTube are your friends in that case.