Woooo. We are back.

[Evan]

And no posts lost either.

I'm probably incredibly late in my reaction, though.

EvanBean7: I love you.
AOLSafetyBot: Hi ya! I'm the AOLSafetyBot, and I'm here to answer your questions about how to stay safe online. Type privacy to read my Privacy Policy. Ask me a question or type menu for a list of options.

EvanBean7: Marry me.
AOLSafetyBot: Sorry?

EvanBean7: I want to whack your safety protocol all night long.
AOLSafetyBot: 6 Golden Rules for Online Safety
1. Never give out your name, home address, age, phone number or school name - or any personal information - to strangers online.

2. Don't give out your password to anyone, either online or offline.

3. Never agree to meet an online friend in person without one of your parents.

4. Don't email pictures of yourself to strangers online.

5. Never accept things from strangers online, such as e-mails, files, pictures, or Web links.

6. If someone says or does something online that makes you feel unsafe or uncomfortable, tell an adult right away.

EvanBean7: Number 6 might be something you want to do right now. ;-)
AOLSafetyBot: Try typing '6 tips' to see all the stuff I know about.

[Admin]

AH! But you have FAILED to take in account that *BAMF*