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Post by Optimus Prime on Apr 18, 2006 12:17:34 GMT -5
He's singing. He's singing... "~Hoo-hah, for Hitler~" This is the danger of watching The Producers at least he's forgotten about the "punk-ass cop bitch" from GTA:SA. Plus he repeatedly greets himself. "Hi Chickle... Hello Chickie... okay. Oookay. Bye bye." Did I mention he also wants me dead? He'd likely try harder if I didn't have the cats =(. Heeeeelp meeee~
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Post by Optimus Prime on Apr 18, 2006 13:12:25 GMT -5
XD FANTASTIC! The transformation is astounding!
Ironically, I just put up this calendar my mother got me back when we moved in =D. I swear I did not buy this. It says...
"Men are like beer. They're a lot better with their tops off."
Granted this would apply to quality booze and quality men, one would infer. Noone wants watery beer or obese men with breasts bigger than mine =(. It's got a nice picture anyway.
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Post by Optimus Prime on Apr 18, 2006 12:18:39 GMT -5
Needs to be manly with a hat =(. Only then will I be satisfied.
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Post by Optimus Prime on Apr 21, 2006 0:22:06 GMT -5
They don't go in THAT bodily oriface, unless you like dental stimulation. VBRRRRR~
Wonder if anyone's had fillings pop out because of doing that? Wouldn't THAT be awkward to explain to the family dentist!
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Post by Optimus Prime on Apr 20, 2006 22:19:00 GMT -5
I demand more naked Colonel Sanders.
He's finger lickin' good!
I hope them cat things is drinkin' superglue D=!
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Post by Optimus Prime on Apr 20, 2006 16:40:44 GMT -5
[Hi guyz wuz zup?] \/
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Post by Optimus Prime on Apr 18, 2006 20:56:37 GMT -5
What the funk is a MeeK? Is it like a Walpon or a Q? NU-Q WILL GIVE YOU THE TENTACLE! MWAAA HAAA HAAA! He'll give you one
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Post by Optimus Prime on Apr 18, 2006 12:19:40 GMT -5
To hell with panties; I do dinner. ABOUT NO!
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Post by Optimus Prime on Apr 18, 2006 13:13:46 GMT -5
I wish to find more information about this "fanfiction." Dun' look at me, look at GAFF >_>... if you can get in. I've given up for awhile =(. DAMN YOU, INTERNET BANDWIDTH PROVIDERS. You never give enough!
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Post by Optimus Prime on Apr 17, 2006 19:34:07 GMT -5
She still doesn't deserve that fan fiction with her saying, among other things "feed it! Feed the hungry-" wait... you guys don't need that mental image, and some of YEW IZ TEH WIDDLE INNOSANTS ZOMG!1!!
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Post by Optimus Prime on Apr 17, 2006 11:37:59 GMT -5
No =(!
</3
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Post by Optimus Prime on Apr 16, 2006 21:54:06 GMT -5
Nope, never been that paranoid.
Mind you, I save like a thing posessed. I am RAISING MY MONSTERS, dangit.
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Post by Optimus Prime on Apr 17, 2006 10:21:00 GMT -5
All I've done today is talk on TEH INTARNATS, drink coffee and eat condy that came with my Batman push puppet.
Granted I was up all night cleaning up my room, but whatever.
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Post by Optimus Prime on Apr 16, 2006 16:06:51 GMT -5
Since when have I been flayed ?
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Post by Optimus Prime on Apr 16, 2006 15:44:27 GMT -5
ESPECIALLY when you're drying off and you see it crawling in the mirror GUAAAAAAHHHHH! I smacked it with a magazine (Game Informer's secondary use) BUT IT WAS NOT DEAD. So I whacked it with a bottle of vitmins =(. I friggin' HATE SPIDERS CRAWLING ON MEEEEEE.
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Post by Optimus Prime on Apr 16, 2006 15:47:31 GMT -5
Damnit, Janet! </obligatory> Yah, and that not so ironically was who I was named for. Nooooooo >_<. I ain't never going to date noone named Brad, OR Rocky. Oh no no no.
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Post by Optimus Prime on Apr 16, 2006 11:43:30 GMT -5
SHUT UP DUDE D=!1!!!!11!
*Kills Squish with a celary stalk* THERE. You like being stalked so much now?
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Post by Optimus Prime on Apr 16, 2006 11:41:24 GMT -5
You can't know mine, because it's crap =D bwaa haa haaa~!
But my computers are Leviathan and Father Ted. Go fish.
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Post by Optimus Prime on Apr 17, 2006 10:16:45 GMT -5
Blaze, JC 1 was TEH AWESAME. How the hell many monster games have you played where cross-bred monsters literally become hybrids? They change shape, mang! Drak... you can't really compare the two, because they operate on drastically different levels. In JC2, your monsters (late in the game, up to eight) are arranged on a wheel system, one each side of which can only use a certain element for attack (fire, wind, water and earth). Monsters which know two skills (fire/earth or fire/wind, for example) can be placed on a cusp of the wheel. Merging beasties is TOTALLY DIFFERENT. Your tiny freak will not change its shape, but will simply learn a new skill or boost its stats. Leveling only goes to level 20, at which point a merge must be made. If you merge with a beastie of the same species, it fills its evolution gauge more, which lets it grow into new forms. It takes a hell of a long time to reach the fourth growth stage I have a couple at the third stage. Basically you wander around the Wormhole Forests, where all the monsters from the first game have been banished. Some have mutated, while others have been trying to adopt human form to escape and wreck havoc on the world. So Levant formed the Beast Hunters, who use divine beasts hatched from eggs to combat the divine beasts which are being a pain. The main character HAS to get the Forest Orbs, because a bitchy fairy accidentally cursed him, and his dark side will assume control of his body if it is not expelled with the orbs. ZOH NOES. It has crappy voice acting, so I turned it off. Kahu sounds so damned much like a freakin' Pokemon TV character. I think his hat restricts bloodflow to his brain, if indeed he has one. Basically the game operate differently enough that I cannot directly compare them. Personally I like the original more, but the second one is good in its own right. Levant's a hippy XD!
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Post by Optimus Prime on Apr 16, 2006 21:56:50 GMT -5
=D a widdle monster fambwy, dawww!
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