I've been splattering blood

[Optimus Prime]

With a straw. I needed to deco my blue men's jammies that I got for $3 which I tore up with a steakknife for my Halerween finery =D. You get some nice splat effects with the straw method. Also I went kinda nuts and added some gore to the shrunken head tree. They haves necks dripping with blood <3 and nice spatteries on the leaves and trunk.

I like playing with fake blood =D.

If anyone's curious, I'm trying to have a pass as Rick from Splatterhouse. I'm so going to make a nametag so noone will assume I'm Jason with boobs =(.

But yeah, it'll freak out the mail carrier with all the blood and the gore-stained jammies. WHOOT.

[NeroKid]

tampon

[Keith Stack]

You just can't be Rick from Splatterhouse without having a giant monster fetus thing with you.

[Optimus Prime]

Eh? When the kerjibbets did that happen? I lack any manuals, but at no point during the three cames did I see that mentioned. He just has a weird relationship with the evil mask, but I don't think it ever made Rick have its babies.

But if I played Phoenix Wright, I'd know, huh =(?

I have normal female organs. That's MORE irritating than a monster fetus in a man! At least once it rips its way out their flesh it's over with! How I long for menopause OR having insurance enough to have the whole mess extracted.