Post by CrazyMrLēo on Oct 25, 2006 23:56:06 GMT -5
He was a whaler in Alaska, 'till bad guys killed his family. Now he's in the big city looking for vengeance
And they call him...
Harpoon Man...
Harpoon Man. The only dude who wields a big-ass harpoon. And knows how to use it.
Harpoon Man...
Yeah, looking good Harpoon Man...
He's a cool customer with moves that'll make your head spin
But don't you cross him, he got his name for a reason
Harpoon Man...
And the ladies, ooh, the ladies they know all about him
And don't you judge his premature ejaculation
Don't worry, Harpoon Man. It happens to lots of guys.
Harpoon Man...
And you don't mind, because you get all the ladies.
He gets the ladies even though they know that he is gay
He's super handsome and everyone has boned his wife
I know, from experience, because I boned her... in Harpoon Man's bed.
And what's up with your face? Euggh. You look like a six foot leprechaun... with no wiener.
Harpoon Man...
Oh, what're you getting mad, Harpoon Man? You're never gonna find me.
Whoop, you tripped. Watch your step, moron. Ha ha ha.
Harpoon Man...
Harpoon Man never came out and said it, but I'm pretty sure he's a bigot.
I mean, seriously. He's so gay I heard he breastfed on his daddy's nipples.
Ha ha, thank you. Thank you.
"Gotcha!"
Heeeeeey, man...
*thwunk*
"Breakfast!"
Harpoon Man...
And they call him...
Harpoon Man...
Harpoon Man. The only dude who wields a big-ass harpoon. And knows how to use it.
Harpoon Man...
Yeah, looking good Harpoon Man...
He's a cool customer with moves that'll make your head spin
But don't you cross him, he got his name for a reason
Harpoon Man...
And the ladies, ooh, the ladies they know all about him
And don't you judge his premature ejaculation
Don't worry, Harpoon Man. It happens to lots of guys.
Harpoon Man...
And you don't mind, because you get all the ladies.
He gets the ladies even though they know that he is gay
He's super handsome and everyone has boned his wife
I know, from experience, because I boned her... in Harpoon Man's bed.
And what's up with your face? Euggh. You look like a six foot leprechaun... with no wiener.
Harpoon Man...
Oh, what're you getting mad, Harpoon Man? You're never gonna find me.
Whoop, you tripped. Watch your step, moron. Ha ha ha.
Harpoon Man...
Harpoon Man never came out and said it, but I'm pretty sure he's a bigot.
I mean, seriously. He's so gay I heard he breastfed on his daddy's nipples.
Ha ha, thank you. Thank you.
"Gotcha!"
Heeeeeey, man...
*thwunk*
"Breakfast!"
Harpoon Man...
