So, I got a message from eBay in my spam...

[♫Milø]

Someone's angry...

hy,

Why i don`t get my item?i pay for it...i will report you to ebay because you dont` send my item.I pay for if 235$ via money gram.Respond me Asap or i will report you

Regards

I think his name is Regards.

[Andrusi]

Why i don`t get my item?i pay for it...i will report you to ebay because you dont` send my item.I pay for if 235$ via money gram.Respond me Asap or i will report you

[Admin]

Just googled it. Looks like you're not the first one:

www.vgmix.com/vg25/viewtopic.php?pid=37320

[♫Milø]

Aha... that's hilarious. What's even funnier is that people that send these out think it's going to work on some level.