Post by Seph on Aug 25, 2006 23:39:37 GMT -5
MOOGLE CAVERN, Ohio (AP) -- Local leader Kulock has been revealed to not be a moogle at all, but actually an entirely other species altogether.
Every day Kulock wakes up, and takes a stroll in his spacious cavern, looking at such landmarks such as a disease-infested yet oft-drank coffee machine, a construction site of the new discussion room, a gallery of various comics and video-game oriented hoaxes, and finally the current discussion forum he has set up until the new one is finished. Every day, he would pass by members of his community, and gleefully shout 'kupo!' to them.
Everyone was sure that their leader was a moogle. Moogles are a small race of cute, cuddly fluffballs with big red noses and small bat-like wings, with an oft-squeezed ball hanging from their foreheads. They are known especially for their dancing skills and amazing craftmanship, even their great marksmanship with modern weaponry such as guns.
But Friday, August 25th, the admin moogle was waltzing down the cavern when suddenly he was attacked by an assailant. Shocked and suprised, the supposed moogle suddenly shot water out of his mouth and drenched the shadowy, big-breasted attacker. Though the plush-looking leader was successful, onlookers were quite amazed with the sight.
"I've known Kulock for... heck, it must be around six, seven years now," says resident H Hog, also an administrator at the Moogle Cavern, "but I've never, EVER seen him shoot water like that. It was-- it was kinda frightening, seeing a small, stuffed-animal lookin' thing just suddenly take out Leo with a huge burst of water."
When questioned about this event, Kulock declined comment (or so we think-- all he said was "Kupopo!"). The assailant was later identified as Cavern regular Leo, who only commented in strange but stylistic phrases that revealed next to nothing about the water, but did give us a beat stuck in our heads.
The mystery seemed unsolvable until an anonymous tipper had unearthed some photographs of the leader in a public bathroom stall:
And by 'unearthed' we mean that he planted a camera in the stall to look at ladies and planted it in the wrong bathroom. Whoops. In either case, the mystery has been solved-- it seems that Kulock is in fact a Mudkip, a small aquatic Pokemon known for being liked.
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Every day Kulock wakes up, and takes a stroll in his spacious cavern, looking at such landmarks such as a disease-infested yet oft-drank coffee machine, a construction site of the new discussion room, a gallery of various comics and video-game oriented hoaxes, and finally the current discussion forum he has set up until the new one is finished. Every day, he would pass by members of his community, and gleefully shout 'kupo!' to them.
Everyone was sure that their leader was a moogle. Moogles are a small race of cute, cuddly fluffballs with big red noses and small bat-like wings, with an oft-squeezed ball hanging from their foreheads. They are known especially for their dancing skills and amazing craftmanship, even their great marksmanship with modern weaponry such as guns.
But Friday, August 25th, the admin moogle was waltzing down the cavern when suddenly he was attacked by an assailant. Shocked and suprised, the supposed moogle suddenly shot water out of his mouth and drenched the shadowy, big-breasted attacker. Though the plush-looking leader was successful, onlookers were quite amazed with the sight.
"I've known Kulock for... heck, it must be around six, seven years now," says resident H Hog, also an administrator at the Moogle Cavern, "but I've never, EVER seen him shoot water like that. It was-- it was kinda frightening, seeing a small, stuffed-animal lookin' thing just suddenly take out Leo with a huge burst of water."
When questioned about this event, Kulock declined comment (or so we think-- all he said was "Kupopo!"). The assailant was later identified as Cavern regular Leo, who only commented in strange but stylistic phrases that revealed next to nothing about the water, but did give us a beat stuck in our heads.
The mystery seemed unsolvable until an anonymous tipper had unearthed some photographs of the leader in a public bathroom stall:
And by 'unearthed' we mean that he planted a camera in the stall to look at ladies and planted it in the wrong bathroom. Whoops. In either case, the mystery has been solved-- it seems that Kulock is in fact a Mudkip, a small aquatic Pokemon known for being liked.
Copyright 2006 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.
