Post by Keith T. Hemari on Dec 24, 2005 1:29:21 GMT -5
Since I won't likely be around for the next couple days (for obvious reasons XD) I figure I'll give my MC Christmas present early.
So, without further adieu:
O Moogle Cave! (parody of O Christmas Tree)
O Moogle Cave! O Moogle Cave!
Thy members are so loony;
O Moogle Cave! O Moogle Cave!
Thy members are so loony;
Not only strange and disturbing too,
But also they‘ll come after you.
O Moogle Cave! O Moogle Cave!
Thy members are so loony!
O Moogle Cave! O Moogle Cave!
Much madness thou doth give me;
O Moogle Cave! O Moogle Cave!
Much madness thou doth give me;
How often do you feel it deep,
The Moogle stalks us in our sleep.
O Moogle Cave! O Moogle Cave!
Much madness thou doth give me.
O Moogle Cave! O Moogle Cave!
Thy followers are friendly!
O Moogle Cave! O Moogle Cave!
Thy followers are friendly!
From one and all, the wish you well,
Unless you‘re mean, then go to hell.
O Moogle Cave! O Moogle Cave!
Thy followers are friendly!
O Moogle Cave! O Moogle Cave!
How even God does fear thee!
O Moogle Cave! O Moogle Cave!
How even God does fear thee!
Thou art a cult, with no escape,
It can‘t be done, by man or ape.
O Moogle Cave! O Moogle Cave!
How even God does fear thee!
But wait, that's not all! If you act now, I will throw in, at no extra cost, these two classic MC Parodies!
Moogle Saniacs! (parody of Animaniacs Title Theme)
All:
It's time for Moogle Saniacs
And we're loony to the max
We eat each others hats,
And we piddle on the mats,
We're Moogle Saniacs!
Kulock:
Come join my loony minions,
And worship the Rabbot
Some people try to date her, but they wind up getting shot,
I’m not at all to blame, I was never near that spot,
So good for me, now don’t you see,
At last I‘ve got a shot!!
All:
We're Moogle Saniacs!
Leo‘s cute and H-Hog Yacks!.
Kulock:
Andrusi answers FAQs,
While Sz collects the tax.
All:
We're Moogle Saniacs!
Kulock:
Meet Pyro and his parents who seem, to us perverse.
Lamers stick together; Matrixx whacks them with a hearse.
Coffee makes us crazy, or maybe a little terse.
Our chips we stick in monkey dip,
And now we laugh with mirth!
All:
We're Moogle Saniacs!
We all hate those lamer hacks.
We got monkeys on our backs
We like gravy with thumb tacks.
We're Moogle Sanie,
Total animenie
Moogle saniacs!
Those are my slacks....
But we're not done yet!
Moogle Mash (parody of Monster Mash)
I was Sleeping in my cave late one night
When my eyes beheld an dreamy sight
For my Bunnie from her bed began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
She did the mash
She did the moogle mash
The moogle mash
It was a cavern smash
She did the mash
It caught on in a flash
She did the mash
She did the moogle mash
From the fluff forum in the cavern east
To the artist board where the drawers feast
The Mooglers all came from their humble abodes
To get a laugh from my wacky up loads
They did the mash
They did the moogle mash
The moogle mash
It was a cavern smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the moogle mash
The Moogles were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included H-Hog
Pyros Parents and their son
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Leo on bongos, backed by his singing chaos
The Console bashers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Play Station five"
They played the mash
They played the moogle mash
The moogle mash
It was a cavern smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the moogle mash
Out from his room, Blazes' voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the door and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Sonic X-Treme disk?"
It's now the mash
It's now the moogle mash
The moogle mash
And it's a Cavern smash
It's now the mash
It's caught on in a flash
It's now the mash
It's now the moogle mash
Now everything's cool, Blaze's a part of the band
And my moogle mash is the hit of the land
For you, the newbie, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Bunnie sent you
Then you can mash
Then you can moogle mash
The moogle mash
And do my cavern smash
Then you can mash
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can moogle mash
And.. if I may be serious for just one moment, something of my own, original devising:
Winter Poem
Winter comes with a blast of white,
Away from which some flee with fright,
Others welcome with open arms,
The frigid snow despite it's harms.
Crystals of sliver floating with ease,
Though the bows of sleeping trees,
Balanced on gusts of gentle air,
Having left behind all earthly care.
Upon the cold ground they lie,
Like fine white sand from the sky,
A beauty which no hymn has told,
An enchanting power - frozen cold.
A merry Christmas to all and to all a good friggin' night XD
Edit: minor spelling corrections
So, without further adieu:
O Moogle Cave! (parody of O Christmas Tree)
O Moogle Cave! O Moogle Cave!
Thy members are so loony;
O Moogle Cave! O Moogle Cave!
Thy members are so loony;
Not only strange and disturbing too,
But also they‘ll come after you.
O Moogle Cave! O Moogle Cave!
Thy members are so loony!
O Moogle Cave! O Moogle Cave!
Much madness thou doth give me;
O Moogle Cave! O Moogle Cave!
Much madness thou doth give me;
How often do you feel it deep,
The Moogle stalks us in our sleep.
O Moogle Cave! O Moogle Cave!
Much madness thou doth give me.
O Moogle Cave! O Moogle Cave!
Thy followers are friendly!
O Moogle Cave! O Moogle Cave!
Thy followers are friendly!
From one and all, the wish you well,
Unless you‘re mean, then go to hell.
O Moogle Cave! O Moogle Cave!
Thy followers are friendly!
O Moogle Cave! O Moogle Cave!
How even God does fear thee!
O Moogle Cave! O Moogle Cave!
How even God does fear thee!
Thou art a cult, with no escape,
It can‘t be done, by man or ape.
O Moogle Cave! O Moogle Cave!
How even God does fear thee!
But wait, that's not all! If you act now, I will throw in, at no extra cost, these two classic MC Parodies!
Moogle Saniacs! (parody of Animaniacs Title Theme)
All:
It's time for Moogle Saniacs
And we're loony to the max
We eat each others hats,
And we piddle on the mats,
We're Moogle Saniacs!
Kulock:
Come join my loony minions,
And worship the Rabbot
Some people try to date her, but they wind up getting shot,
I’m not at all to blame, I was never near that spot,
So good for me, now don’t you see,
At last I‘ve got a shot!!
All:
We're Moogle Saniacs!
Leo‘s cute and H-Hog Yacks!.
Kulock:
Andrusi answers FAQs,
While Sz collects the tax.
All:
We're Moogle Saniacs!
Kulock:
Meet Pyro and his parents who seem, to us perverse.
Lamers stick together; Matrixx whacks them with a hearse.
Coffee makes us crazy, or maybe a little terse.
Our chips we stick in monkey dip,
And now we laugh with mirth!
All:
We're Moogle Saniacs!
We all hate those lamer hacks.
We got monkeys on our backs
We like gravy with thumb tacks.
We're Moogle Sanie,
Total animenie
Moogle saniacs!
Those are my slacks....
But we're not done yet!
Moogle Mash (parody of Monster Mash)
I was Sleeping in my cave late one night
When my eyes beheld an dreamy sight
For my Bunnie from her bed began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
She did the mash
She did the moogle mash
The moogle mash
It was a cavern smash
She did the mash
It caught on in a flash
She did the mash
She did the moogle mash
From the fluff forum in the cavern east
To the artist board where the drawers feast
The Mooglers all came from their humble abodes
To get a laugh from my wacky up loads
They did the mash
They did the moogle mash
The moogle mash
It was a cavern smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the moogle mash
The Moogles were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included H-Hog
Pyros Parents and their son
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Leo on bongos, backed by his singing chaos
The Console bashers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Play Station five"
They played the mash
They played the moogle mash
The moogle mash
It was a cavern smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the moogle mash
Out from his room, Blazes' voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the door and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Sonic X-Treme disk?"
It's now the mash
It's now the moogle mash
The moogle mash
And it's a Cavern smash
It's now the mash
It's caught on in a flash
It's now the mash
It's now the moogle mash
Now everything's cool, Blaze's a part of the band
And my moogle mash is the hit of the land
For you, the newbie, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Bunnie sent you
Then you can mash
Then you can moogle mash
The moogle mash
And do my cavern smash
Then you can mash
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can moogle mash
And.. if I may be serious for just one moment, something of my own, original devising:
Winter Poem
Winter comes with a blast of white,
Away from which some flee with fright,
Others welcome with open arms,
The frigid snow despite it's harms.
Crystals of sliver floating with ease,
Though the bows of sleeping trees,
Balanced on gusts of gentle air,
Having left behind all earthly care.
Upon the cold ground they lie,
Like fine white sand from the sky,
A beauty which no hymn has told,
An enchanting power - frozen cold.
A merry Christmas to all and to all a good friggin' night XD
Edit: minor spelling corrections
Not Spawz
