NeroMan's Moogle Cavern.

[NeroKid]

When I take over the moogle cavern.

-There will be more girls. This will be brought about by a highly-trained and higher-photoshop "team sexy" which is like a boyband only with better music. It's kind of like what the bringers did only instead of just going to a forum and acting whatever, we kidnap all the fine ladytypes and bring them back here. No fat chicks.

-There will be way more blinking text.

-General discussion will be re-named Admiral discussion and the fluff forum will be re-named General Discussion But Feel Free To Just Post Crap Too. and we'll also get a new Fluff Forum used entirely for porn with delicious food products photoshopped over the naughty bits.

-There will be a radio show hosted every monday night by me where I repeat my name and thing that rhyme with my name over and over again and EVERYBODY WILL LISTEN TO IT.

-There will be a new Gabbly chat only instead of using the moogle cavern site it will use just some randomly selected weird japanese porn page and the room will have constant ongoing discussion rather than being popular for an hour and then fading away.

-Hoaxes? We don't need no stinking hoaxes. They stink! If Hoaxes were an ice cream, they'd be pralines and dick.

-Mandatory cosplay friday.

-We'll routinely marathon movie series, while cuddling with the hot girlfriends we recruit. And by movie series I mean watching one awesome movie like Big Trouble In Little China, then watching it again using the hong kong bootleg subtitle VHS version. Because we are for the big.

-There will be no more furries, there will however be plenty of OS-tans and videogame system-tans and -Tans for just about everything dorky. Oh look DC-tan and Marvel-tan are trying to one-up each other again.

-All love of Sonic will be replaced by love for Dan Hibiki and Zoidberg.

-The swear filter will be used to replace the words "shit" with "snakes", "ass" with "plane" and "on" with "bitch". Yes, I have that rights.

-People from england must bring tea or be kicked out.

-All silver text will automatically be filtered into Miguel-speak.

-OH HO SAILOR FATTY KNOWS ALL YOUR SECRETS

[Seph]

Oh dear.

[王泥喜]

I will debate some of the finer points at a later date.

[Squishdiboo]

I demand that you put this plan into effect IMMEDIATELY, NeroMan!

[Ultra Magnus]

I second Squish's demand

[Mirai Zikasu]

squishdiboo said:

I demand that you put this plan into effect IMMEDIATELY, NeroMan!

After he explains what "Miguel-speak" is. Miguel is a Spanish/Latino name, and I ain't speaking no Spanish. Otherwise, Tokyopop-tan approves, my L costume is ready for tomorrow, and Sailor Fatty is watching you.

[NeroKid]

miraizikasu said:

squishdiboo said:

I demand that you put this plan into effect IMMEDIATELY, NeroMan!

after a tasty explains what "miguel-speak" is.mama mia! thisa isa my fata chick! miguel is a spanish/latino name, and i ain't speaking no spanish.GIVE ME SOME CAKE! OTHERWISE, TOKYOPOP-TAN APPROVES, MY L COSTUME IS READY FOR TOMORROW, AND SAILOR FATTY IS WATCHING YOU..

[Merry Smindmas]

neroman said:

If Hoaxes were an ice cream, they'd be pralines and dick.

Wow, what a coincidence - I just watched Wayne's World the other day.

[CrazyMrLēo]

I for one welcome our new overlord.

[Oni Lukos]

And the beast shall come forth surrounded by a roiling cloud of
vengeance. The house of the unbelievers shall be razed
and they shall be scorched to the earth. Their tags shall blink
until the end of days.

from The Book of Mozilla, 12:10

[Hol Tiger]

Will there be any SSBBW or busty black babes? If so, any anthropromorphic?

Finally and the most important, will there be acceptance of wanking off to Freddy Kruger's awesomness?

[drak]

hol said:

Finally and the most important, will there be acceptance of wanking off to Freddy Kruger's awesomness?

I swear do you even READ what you say here half the time LOOK AT THAT, HOL. DO YOU NOT SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT. HOW DO YOU SEE NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS

[Kulock]

Just today two ladies signed up. I think his plan is working.

[Hol Tiger]

drak said:

hol said:

Finally and the most important, will there be acceptance of wanking off to Freddy Kruger's awesomness?

I swear do you even READ what you say here half the time LOOK AT THAT, HOL. DO YOU NOT SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT. HOW DO YOU SEE NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS

You'd hit that.

[NeroKid]

-In the new cavern, english people will need o pass a long and difficult exam before they are allowed to even know about the Moogle Cavern. To see if they can make posts that fit into a thread's context rather than overwriting it with.. stuff.

-The Oekaki will remain, but it will be used primarily as a place where girls shall draw softcore porn and pictures of fairies and other crap that you're qualified to draw after reading a Christopher Hart guide on How To Draw With No Soul. For people who aren't 14 year old girls, we will have a new Oekaki, only it won't so much be an Oekaki as it will be Tetris.

-More Flint. He's Fint + Clint!

-Softcore signatures will have their faces replaced with a photoshopped picture of a scary black dude. If you think this will make them any less sexy then you don't know the black dude and you haven't used the internet as hard as I have.

[Joshi]

kulock said:

Just today two ladies signed up. I think his plan is working.

Three now. I'd try to get a fourth but she was scared away by a topic earlier :[


Edit: Also, no, Hol. No one would hit that. Ever. He's homicidal, disfigured, and dead. And usually incorporeal.

[Toxic]

And let me guess, in the new cavern all members must reply to Neroman's comic book threads, or they will be banned.

[Hol Tiger]

joshi said:

kulock said:

Just today two ladies signed up. I think his plan is working.

Three now. I'd try to get a fourth but she was scared away by a topic earlier :[


Edit: Also, no, Hol. No one would hit that. Ever. He's homicidal, disfigured, and dead. And usually incorporeal.

Thats the joke Joshi, no one would ever do him and I'm acting like he's the sexiest person in the wo... oh nevermind, I should be used to this sort of thing by now.

[NeroKid]

toxic said:

And let me guess, in the new cavern all members must reply to Neroman's comic book threads, or they will be banned.

maybe!

[NeroKid]

neroman bumps thread because he is great