16-year-olds are idiots

[Keith Stack]

I'm living proof. :)

[cake]

SWEET 16












actually it wasn't all that sweet. i don't even remember it.

[Squishdiboo]

I've blocked mine out of my memory.

[Hol Tiger]

Mine is in the NEGATIVE ZONE!

[NeroKid]

What do you know about the Negative Zone?

[Mirai Zikasu]

Sixteen-year-old buffoonery can be good, though. Sixteen is when I fell in love with news broadcasting and first took over my high school's morning news program (with amusing and, from what I hear, still-talked-about results).

[Merry Smindmas]

Hey, I'm 16 (for another two weeks at least) and I don't think I'm too idiotic. I hope.

[Squishdiboo]

Part of being 16 is that you're always wrong.

[Seph]

I try to forget anything that happened more than two weeks ago.

[Merry Smindmas]

squishdiboo said:

Part of being 16 is that you're always wrong.

That can't be right. Can it?

[Oni Lukos]

"We never agree on anything!"
"Yes we do!"

[hedgesmfg]

16 (2002) was the death of my sucky and depressing old social life and the birth of my newer and more satisfying one that lives on to this day. T'was a period of transition.

17 (2003) just plain rocked, and 18 (2004) was pure bliss.

19 (2005) was so-so up until I reached college, at which point it peaked.

20, despite some great personal accomplishments, was a sharp downward turn back to the mediocore life I lived when I turned 19... but it'll start getting better pretty quickly. I do like all the free time this summer has granted me so far.

I just ruined a joke topic, didn't I? ;_;

[Hol Tiger]

squishdiboo said:

Part of being 16 is that you're always wrong.

The story of my ex-girlfriend Miranda.

She went out with me for the best two days of my life (mainly since she had let me touch her butt), but only because she was older than she looked and I was younger than I looked. I look like I'm 18, she looks like she is 14, ironically, at the time I was 14 and she was 16 about to turn 17 so we broke up immediatly despite having so much in common. Otherkins with senses of humor who like gaming, and are somewhat perverted, aww yeah, and her body kicked ass too, but I won't give the details on that unless you want them.

[Squishdiboo]

The fact that she broke up with you just proves ME wrong. Dammit, Hol!

[Hol Tiger]

After learning she was a vampire I wanted to break up with her, just for the record. (I didn't know I was a weretiger yet, nor that vampires are completely harmless IRL)

But yeah I'll describe her

-She wasn't fat, she was likely me, small, with just a slight belly but still underweight
-She had small boobs, a cups, but I didn't care, her other features distracted from this
-Though she dressed in all black and had vampric hairdo, her skin was only pale during very cold days, either way she was beautiful
-Her hair was a wonderful radiant red, and had a marvelous indescribable scent to it
-She talked in a southern accent like Rogue from X-Men, and unfortantely I do not remeber her eye color, I wanna say either blue, green, or a dark color. Was it brown?
-Though it was obvious she was submissive and wanting it, she wasn't a total whorebag, for she had an attitude, I love girls with attitudes, like Osaka from Evangelion, it reminds me of my wife from my previous life, Tana the Princess of Sacea (country in my planet, I was a general btw)
-She wasn't afraid if anyone knew her secret, yet when we broke up, I had learned that I too was an otherkin, she was plenty mad at me, I had to ask her, if my suspicions (seeing her copy poems from an otherkin vampric site) were right, her answer was yes, she was otherkin, she joked with me when we had used fake insults on each other about it (I told her that I was calling Van Helsing, she called me animal, I joked about drawing a cross on her desk, and she commented about how I should have gotten a question relating to lynxs right, considering I was a tiger (I had mistaken a picture of a lynx to be some sort of black tiger, as I had never seen a lynx before) ah, non-human love) but she NEVER revealed my secret, NEVER
-Oh yeah, and despite me showing a huge prefrence to black girls over white, she was white
-Her ass was big, but not too big, she let me grab her there whenever, claiming it turned her on

If only she was younger, but alas, I cannot make her mine, and now you know of my first real relationship in this lifetime.

[Blues]

Nobody asked for description :<

It is also not possible to be a were tiger, or a vampire. Unless you count someone who drinks blood to be a vampire

[Squishdiboo]

Mmm... blood.

[Hol Tiger]

Ve exist! Ve just don't play by ze same rules as ze hollywood sets out.

-Werewolves DON'T REALLY CHANGE SHAPE, zis applies for all other were-species, ve also have no problem with ze silver, ve merely have ze instincts of vhatever ve are, and increased athletic ability in ze vield vat ve are, in my case I have increased agility and speed, aswell as the ability to purr, my taste buds were altered on the day of my awakening to find two things I previously hated to be a quite bit more favorable to me, milk and fish are like Coke and steak to me now

-Vampires don't have any problem with the sun and do not suck blood, they drink it but only the sangurians do zat, Miranda was a sexual vampress, she fed of off ze sexual energies of others (mainly why she liked me grabbing her rump so much)

[Squishdiboo]

Dear Tiggums,

Shut up. Nobody cares.



Much love,

Squishdiboo. <3

[sputnik]

hol said:

Osaka from Evangelion.

I know this is a typo for "Asuka", but...