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Post by BlazeHedgehod on Dec 23, 2005 2:51:15 GMT -5
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Post by 王泥喜 on Dec 23, 2005 2:54:07 GMT -5
Blaze, not making the URL simply say "AAAAAA" made you fail.
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Post by Kulock on Dec 23, 2005 7:58:45 GMT -5
I laughed at that more than I probably should've.
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Oni Lukos
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Still spinning, for some reason...
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Post by Oni Lukos on Dec 23, 2005 8:37:10 GMT -5
I love how one of the links at the bottom is to Arfenhouse.
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SoNick Belmont
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Thanks again to Jolly Joes for the avatar
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Post by SoNick Belmont on Dec 23, 2005 12:15:30 GMT -5
uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Crimes_inspired_by_video_games is the best thing that I've found on Uncyclopedia. Quotes include: "July 24th - Hillary Clinton began her murderous rampage after discovering a video game in which a character can have sex with a woman. 150 were killed before she was apprehended five days later." and "November 1st - One man was injured after trying to prove to his friend that he can dodge a booby-trapped chest containing an arrow enchanted with a "Magic Missile". After missing his "Saving Throw", the arrow caught him square in the shoulder. No one else was apprehended, since the other person fled the scene using "Boots of Escaping"." And this one, too: "A mysterious stranger from beyond the stars initiates a reign of terror when he uses a small ball (as little as 1m in diameter) to slowly roll around the world, collecting larger and larger objects until nearly everything on earth is part of the ball. He then detonated the enormous ball, which he called a "katamari," and turned it into a star. Millions feared dead. The perpetrator was never apprehended."
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Oni Lukos
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Still spinning, for some reason...
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Post by Oni Lukos on Dec 23, 2005 12:23:18 GMT -5
....XD
Uncyclopedia is awesome.
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sanius
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Post by sanius on Dec 23, 2005 12:25:01 GMT -5
Wow.
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Post by CrazyMrLēo on Dec 23, 2005 12:28:25 GMT -5
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Post by Agent BA-0 "ZZT" on Dec 23, 2005 13:36:06 GMT -5
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!
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Post by Frost teh Jew on Dec 23, 2005 14:15:25 GMT -5
OMGZHACKSRAWRINEEDEXCEDERINADDICTSCAUSEMASSPOPULATIONSTODROPBECAUSEOFMATH
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* War was beginning when CATS stole all your base after indulging in some retro gaming and being inspired by a title known as Zero Wing. Nobody had a chance to survive. Billions of innocent watchmakers were systematically executed when somebody set up them the bomb. Only one hope remained when a zig was moved for great justice. )
This has to be the best i've seen.
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Post by Sz on Dec 23, 2005 14:22:40 GMT -5
Other notables from Sonick's link:
"April 8th - A giant porcupine was sentenced to life in prison after attempting to destroy the world. Witnesses say the beast came from under the ground and started shooting fire everywhere. The destruction of Earth would have likely occured had it not been for a teenager with spiky hair, a well-coiffed prehistoric bull-dyke, and a talking frog who subdued the monster."
"July 9th - A very large "crossover crime" occurred when a man threw fireballs at a fox who fired lasers back. Both were severely injured by a ranger who powerfully shot arrows at both. All three were killed by a surprise acid flood, which completely destroyed everything in the area except a single balloon. The balloon was declared the winner of the fight, then resisted arrest by repeatedly floating into the air, turning into a brick and crushing everything below it. This continued until a yellow rodent electrocuted it with a lightning bolt from the ground."
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Post by SonKnuck on Dec 23, 2005 14:23:11 GMT -5
You might want to breath!
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Seph
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Luigi and Marth for the win.
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Post by Seph on Dec 23, 2005 14:50:47 GMT -5
The SSBM one was the best in SoNick's.
Also,
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