Sofox
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Yeah, I'm still a jet propelled fox, deal with it
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Post by Sofox on Dec 16, 2005 17:13:49 GMT -5
Alright, time for another MC addon!
It was a dark and stormy night, not that this mean anything in a cavern with several tonnes of rock around it, but it's just atmosphere setting.
Anyway, in the Moogle Cavern something weird, aside from the usual sort of weird, was happening and suddenly...
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Post by DavidTheLurker on Dec 16, 2005 18:51:52 GMT -5
...the universe shifted.
It wasn't a large shift, because if it was everyone would have transformed into sentient gumballs. But it did do something. Something that not even Bruce Lee could have predicted. And believe me, Bruce Lee knew things. But this story isn't about Bruce Lee.
Anyway, this shift in the universe caused a mysterious portal to open up on one of the cavern walls. But since it wasn't in any central location, no one noticed it for over four thousand seconds. The time would have been longer, but SoFox got lost looking for the bathroom, and stumbled across the swirling anomaly.
"Well, isn't this a jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly good jolly joes tom jones moogle."
And so SoFox rushed away, missing the mysterious figure that walked out of the portal. But the mystery was shattered when this narration described the figure to be...
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Post by Evan on Dec 16, 2005 22:04:40 GMT -5
...Your mom.
She was pregnant with...
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Oni Lukos
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Still spinning, for some reason...
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Post by Oni Lukos on Dec 16, 2005 22:08:15 GMT -5
Jolly Good Moogle? No, that's been done. Rather, she was pregnant with...
ellipses! Yes indeed!
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Post by Evan on Dec 16, 2005 22:16:31 GMT -5
The ellipses wanted to be a teen girl. So it...
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Post by Kulock on Dec 16, 2005 22:24:07 GMT -5
...Time travelled thanks to an independent clock battery stowed in its sock.
Decked out in pink to show just what a teenage girl it had become, ... put on her "Princess" belly shirt and ventured into the hub of the cavern, where she found...
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Post by Mirai Zikasu on Dec 17, 2005 1:52:23 GMT -5
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Sofox
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Yeah, I'm still a jet propelled fox, deal with it
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Post by Sofox on Dec 17, 2005 5:55:36 GMT -5
Thus started an interesting yet awkward conversation that involved fish heads, quantum theory, musical instruments you can sing along to and the sort of cheese preferred by white young bunny rabbits. After all 6 minuites of this conversation had gone by, it became bored and so...
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Post by Evan on Dec 17, 2005 9:31:36 GMT -5
It exploded. This explosion blew down...
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Sofox
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Yeah, I'm still a jet propelled fox, deal with it
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Post by Sofox on Dec 17, 2005 10:09:42 GMT -5
...a very small domino, this fell and hit another domino that was conveniently standing beside it, which in turn fell and hit another domino that was also standing beside it, and so on and so forth until...
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DiscoChao
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OMG The fun in not you!
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Post by DiscoChao on Dec 17, 2005 10:28:40 GMT -5
The dominos BECAME outraged and revolted. The terrible war between the dominos and mankind lasted for many years until...
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Post by Evan on Dec 17, 2005 11:06:58 GMT -5
Jaws came and ate the dominoes. Except for one lucky domino, who swore to kill Jaws in a very bad Moby Dick parody!
As he searched the seas for Jaws, he...
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Darf
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Princess
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Post by Darf on Dec 17, 2005 12:34:38 GMT -5
... was forced into combat with water breathing Dinosaurs. Despite putting up a truly heroic fight, he was left mortally wounded upon the beaches of...
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Post by Andrusi on Dec 17, 2005 16:45:10 GMT -5
...Winston-Salem, North Carolina, which is strange because Winston-Salem is not on the coast. Disregarding the strange nature of his location, the wounded domino crawled into the nearest...
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H Hog
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keffy 4 teh win
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Post by H Hog on Dec 17, 2005 17:11:52 GMT -5
...jar of pickles.
At that point, a man named Sven jumped out in front of the mortally wounded domino in the picklejar and shouted...
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H Hog
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keffy 4 teh win
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Post by H Hog on Dec 18, 2005 4:10:35 GMT -5
GAHOOGENSMURTZ. Then he bumped the topic.
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Sofox
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Yeah, I'm still a jet propelled fox, deal with it
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Post by Sofox on Dec 18, 2005 10:35:15 GMT -5
But the bump caused a ripple in the space time continum, which didn't really do much except for the number 3 to constantly appear in a variety of weird places, this...
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Oni Lukos
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Still spinning, for some reason...
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Post by Oni Lukos on Dec 18, 2005 11:04:27 GMT -5
was incr3as3d by th3 fact that it mad3 lots of int3rn3t posts rath3r annoying.
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Post by ♫Milø on Dec 18, 2005 12:28:59 GMT -5
So, being very annoyed, the domino got out his jukebox and put on Tom Petty's You Got Lucky to calm himself down. This, however...
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Post by Kulock on Dec 18, 2005 14:02:37 GMT -5
...electrocuted him, as he had stepped into a puddle of pickle juice by mistake.
Sven wept at how a language barrier had forever blocked their love, and decided that...
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Never Say Never -From countless deaths, the phoenix rises. The title for one who keeps coming back.
