Post by Redrapper on Aug 21, 2005 17:38:37 GMT -5
Well, I finally got a myspace.
yeah... I sunk that low.
So anyway, I've been getting these annoying chain letters.Well, after seeing all these chain letter, and being annoyed by them so much, I've decided to give into peer pressure, and offer each one of you a glimpse at the problems with them. Now watch carefully, as I combine each and every chain letter into this small little post...
Lets begin:
HI! Scroll down plz....
Very quickly remember your name... becaue of course, most of you people have forgetten it by now, silly annoying human beings... you're so stupid.... anyway, moving on!
take this quiz!
No peeking! hahahaha... but seriously, don't peek, or a small tibetin child will die of tiphus.
1) When were you born?
January - December
because, obviously you don't know what is the first and last month of the year.
2) Pick your favorite color!
a) blue
b) green
c) red
d) a compeltely and utterly random shade of a primary color
e) purple
f) baby blue, basically blue for small children with the incapability of recognizing other shades of the color.
3) What color are your eyes! Because apparently, that is most important thing in the world right now... bar none...
a) blue
b) hazel
c) brown, basically hazel but not
d) black(wtf? black eyes?)
e) green
f) Red
4) What's your favorite pet?
a) A dog
b) a cat
c) a hamster
d) a human being
e) the king of demons
f) a small bulgarian android
5) Where would you most like to go on a date?
a) wanna see a movie?
b) a nice cozy dinner at some random house.
c) Dude, we're SO goin to ashenvale... end of story. Gank some n00bs.
6) What shade of hair do you have... because that is SO relevant to the topic at hand it's not even funny.
A) Black
B) Blonde
C) Brown
D) BALD!!!! BITCH!!!
E) Bleached... because normal hair color is overrated!!! YEAH BITCHES!
7) Are you the orc battle cry?
a) what the fuck?
b) HELL YES I AM!
c) I'm a night elf rogue thank you.
d) I've stolen your chicken, and I'm not giving it back.
8) Name a person of the opposite sex... because if we didn't ask this then it wouldn't be a chain letter.
9) name someone you know.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=NOW MAKE A WISH!!!-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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OMG! YOU MADE A WISH!!!!
OMG!
ITS A WISH, THAT YOU MADE, OMG!!!!
seriously though... omg....
Real quickly, before we continue, I have to say something...
You see,
This is John Kerry. He lost the presidential race.
Now you see, John apparently thought he was holding an invisible mug or something in this photograph.... and now, for some reason.
you have to send this photograph to 84 people within the next 5 minutes or something REALLY REALLY BAD WILL HAPPEN!
Like, He'll be really really angry... at you... because... you didn't send this.
Three men in Paris, Texas DIED! YEAH! THEY DIED! After they saw this photo of him, and didn't send it to anyone.
ok scroll down some more...
scroll down even more, because it's not like we need to waste even more of you're time.
Ok, here are the answers to the quiz....
Do you remember your name?
If you're name starts with
A-F: Then you're strong willed, apparently because the alphabet determines that sort of thing.
G-M: You have a long life ahead of you, because apparently, Letters increase you're life span.
M-W: You're very very popular... Oh no I'm serious, because I would know this sort of thing.[/bullshit]
X: How the fuck does your name start with X? Wtf? Ask your parents "what the hell?"
Y-Z: You're very lazy, and lack work ethic... because letters determine everything... they're like the all seeing eye, but letters. wow.
1) When were you born?
January- June You're very wise. oh yeah... Because the months of the year have the ability to make you smarter.
July- November- You're very care free, laid back.
December- You were probably delivered by Santa. That's right, you're adopted. Go yell at your parents now for lieing to you all these years.
2) Pick your favorite color!
blue - You're very strong willed.
green- You like the color of grass!
red- You're a very passionate individual... or you can't stop staring at your paper cut, it's driving you fuckin nuts....
a compeltely and utterly random shade of a primary color- You're spontanious! omg! it's so true isn't it! you never thought it would be so true!
purple- *insert random universal trait*
baby blue, basically blue for small children with the incapability of recognizing other shades of the color- You are under the age of 3.
3) What color are your eyes! Because apparently, that is most important thing in the world right now... bar none...
blue- You're probably blonde.
hazel- You're apparently very social.
brown, basically hazel but not- You're also very social. Because we all know that frienship is always based on eye color.
black(wtf? black eyes?)- You're a hypnotist... either that or a cat.
green- you're eyes are the color of grass.
Red- Stop playing world of warcraft... honestly... give it a break. Look at your eyes. Their red. Go outside or something, get some fresh air... lazy ass.
4) What's your favorite pet?
A dog- You like cleaning up shit.
a cat- You like not having to take care of things.
a hamster- you're poor.
a human being- you're hitler.
the king of demons- actually thats kind of cool.
a small bulgarian android- Holy crap where did you...
5) Where would you most like to go on a date?
wanna see a movie?- You like spending 9 dollars and wasting you're money.
a nice cozy dinner at some random house.- I would say you're romantic, but you're probably bsing this. If you're not... good job?
Dude, we're SO goin to ashenvale... end of story. Gank some n00bs.- You answered "red" to the eyes question... didn't you...
6) What shade of hair do you have... because that is SO relevant to the topic at hand it's not even funny.
Black- You're into shady sorts of things.
Blonde- You have a bunch of jokes ridiculing people with the same hair color as yours.
Brown- ... I honestly don't know anymore...
BALD!!!! BITCH!!!- Why the fuck did you shave you're head?
Bleached... because normal hair color is overrated!!! YEAH BITCHES!- You're abnormal or trying to mimic some character you saw in an anime... a little obsessive, dont you think?
7) Are you the orc battle cry?
what the fuck?- Correct.
HELL YES I AM!- no comment.
I'm a night elf rogue thank you.- n00b.
I've stolen your chicken, and I'm not giving it back.- Ok, now that's just rude.
8) Name a person of the opposite sex... because if we didn't ask this then it wouldn't be a chain letter.
That person is most likely someone you want to go out with...because apparently, that's what every chain letter likes to make you believe but in fact... she really honestly wants to kill you.
9) name someone you know.
obviously going to be you're best friend...
hey, wouldn't it suck if you picked your worst enemy... wow that really would suck... maybe you like your worst enemy? hehehehe...
Now make a wish!
NOW YOU SEE! SEND THIS TO 490 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 45 SECONDS! AND YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE! NO I'M SERIOUS! BECAUSE I MAKE CHAIN LETTERS! AND BECAUSE I DO, I HAVE THE ABILITY TO GRANT WISHES! HONESTLY! WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME! IS IT BECAUSE I'M TYPING IN CAPS LOCK! OMG!!!! LOOK AT ME!!!! C A P S L O C K M O T H E R F U C K E R S!!!! W00T!!!
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the reason I hate chain letters... is because their annoying, and basically, everyday, when you go to bed, you're going to have it in teh back of your mind you didn't send that god damn stupid letter, which really meant nothing, but just annoys you.
So please, this is honestly getting annoying... someone make a cool chain letter.
-RR
yeah... I sunk that low.
So anyway, I've been getting these annoying chain letters.Well, after seeing all these chain letter, and being annoyed by them so much, I've decided to give into peer pressure, and offer each one of you a glimpse at the problems with them. Now watch carefully, as I combine each and every chain letter into this small little post...
Lets begin:
HI! Scroll down plz....
Very quickly remember your name... becaue of course, most of you people have forgetten it by now, silly annoying human beings... you're so stupid.... anyway, moving on!
take this quiz!
No peeking! hahahaha... but seriously, don't peek, or a small tibetin child will die of tiphus.
1) When were you born?
January - December
because, obviously you don't know what is the first and last month of the year.
2) Pick your favorite color!
a) blue
b) green
c) red
d) a compeltely and utterly random shade of a primary color
e) purple
f) baby blue, basically blue for small children with the incapability of recognizing other shades of the color.
3) What color are your eyes! Because apparently, that is most important thing in the world right now... bar none...
a) blue
b) hazel
c) brown, basically hazel but not
d) black(wtf? black eyes?)
e) green
f) Red
4) What's your favorite pet?
a) A dog
b) a cat
c) a hamster
d) a human being
e) the king of demons
f) a small bulgarian android
5) Where would you most like to go on a date?
a) wanna see a movie?
b) a nice cozy dinner at some random house.
c) Dude, we're SO goin to ashenvale... end of story. Gank some n00bs.
6) What shade of hair do you have... because that is SO relevant to the topic at hand it's not even funny.
A) Black
B) Blonde
C) Brown
D) BALD!!!! BITCH!!!
E) Bleached... because normal hair color is overrated!!! YEAH BITCHES!
7) Are you the orc battle cry?
a) what the fuck?
b) HELL YES I AM!
c) I'm a night elf rogue thank you.
d) I've stolen your chicken, and I'm not giving it back.
8) Name a person of the opposite sex... because if we didn't ask this then it wouldn't be a chain letter.
9) name someone you know.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=NOW MAKE A WISH!!!-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
================================================
OMG! YOU MADE A WISH!!!!
OMG!
ITS A WISH, THAT YOU MADE, OMG!!!!
seriously though... omg....
Real quickly, before we continue, I have to say something...
You see,
This is John Kerry. He lost the presidential race.
Now you see, John apparently thought he was holding an invisible mug or something in this photograph.... and now, for some reason.
you have to send this photograph to 84 people within the next 5 minutes or something REALLY REALLY BAD WILL HAPPEN!
Like, He'll be really really angry... at you... because... you didn't send this.
Three men in Paris, Texas DIED! YEAH! THEY DIED! After they saw this photo of him, and didn't send it to anyone.
ok scroll down some more...
scroll down even more, because it's not like we need to waste even more of you're time.
Ok, here are the answers to the quiz....
Do you remember your name?
If you're name starts with
A-F: Then you're strong willed, apparently because the alphabet determines that sort of thing.
G-M: You have a long life ahead of you, because apparently, Letters increase you're life span.
M-W: You're very very popular... Oh no I'm serious, because I would know this sort of thing.[/bullshit]
X: How the fuck does your name start with X? Wtf? Ask your parents "what the hell?"
Y-Z: You're very lazy, and lack work ethic... because letters determine everything... they're like the all seeing eye, but letters. wow.
1) When were you born?
January- June You're very wise. oh yeah... Because the months of the year have the ability to make you smarter.
July- November- You're very care free, laid back.
December- You were probably delivered by Santa. That's right, you're adopted. Go yell at your parents now for lieing to you all these years.
2) Pick your favorite color!
blue - You're very strong willed.
green- You like the color of grass!
red- You're a very passionate individual... or you can't stop staring at your paper cut, it's driving you fuckin nuts....
a compeltely and utterly random shade of a primary color- You're spontanious! omg! it's so true isn't it! you never thought it would be so true!
purple- *insert random universal trait*
baby blue, basically blue for small children with the incapability of recognizing other shades of the color- You are under the age of 3.
3) What color are your eyes! Because apparently, that is most important thing in the world right now... bar none...
blue- You're probably blonde.
hazel- You're apparently very social.
brown, basically hazel but not- You're also very social. Because we all know that frienship is always based on eye color.
black(wtf? black eyes?)- You're a hypnotist... either that or a cat.
green- you're eyes are the color of grass.
Red- Stop playing world of warcraft... honestly... give it a break. Look at your eyes. Their red. Go outside or something, get some fresh air... lazy ass.
4) What's your favorite pet?
A dog- You like cleaning up shit.
a cat- You like not having to take care of things.
a hamster- you're poor.
a human being- you're hitler.
the king of demons- actually thats kind of cool.
a small bulgarian android- Holy crap where did you...
5) Where would you most like to go on a date?
wanna see a movie?- You like spending 9 dollars and wasting you're money.
a nice cozy dinner at some random house.- I would say you're romantic, but you're probably bsing this. If you're not... good job?
Dude, we're SO goin to ashenvale... end of story. Gank some n00bs.- You answered "red" to the eyes question... didn't you...
6) What shade of hair do you have... because that is SO relevant to the topic at hand it's not even funny.
Black- You're into shady sorts of things.
Blonde- You have a bunch of jokes ridiculing people with the same hair color as yours.
Brown- ... I honestly don't know anymore...
BALD!!!! BITCH!!!- Why the fuck did you shave you're head?
Bleached... because normal hair color is overrated!!! YEAH BITCHES!- You're abnormal or trying to mimic some character you saw in an anime... a little obsessive, dont you think?
7) Are you the orc battle cry?
what the fuck?- Correct.
HELL YES I AM!- no comment.
I'm a night elf rogue thank you.- n00b.
I've stolen your chicken, and I'm not giving it back.- Ok, now that's just rude.
8) Name a person of the opposite sex... because if we didn't ask this then it wouldn't be a chain letter.
That person is most likely someone you want to go out with...because apparently, that's what every chain letter likes to make you believe but in fact... she really honestly wants to kill you.
9) name someone you know.
obviously going to be you're best friend...
hey, wouldn't it suck if you picked your worst enemy... wow that really would suck... maybe you like your worst enemy? hehehehe...
Now make a wish!
NOW YOU SEE! SEND THIS TO 490 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 45 SECONDS! AND YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE! NO I'M SERIOUS! BECAUSE I MAKE CHAIN LETTERS! AND BECAUSE I DO, I HAVE THE ABILITY TO GRANT WISHES! HONESTLY! WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME! IS IT BECAUSE I'M TYPING IN CAPS LOCK! OMG!!!! LOOK AT ME!!!! C A P S L O C K M O T H E R F U C K E R S!!!! W00T!!!
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the reason I hate chain letters... is because their annoying, and basically, everyday, when you go to bed, you're going to have it in teh back of your mind you didn't send that god damn stupid letter, which really meant nothing, but just annoys you.
So please, this is honestly getting annoying... someone make a cool chain letter.
-RR
