Sony's New Weapon for the PSP

[Bartman]

Porn UMDs!

www.gamespot.com/news/2005/06/02/news_6126863.html

Seriously, this is a pretty low blow. I dont quite see how people can just jack off in a bus through a book. Now we've got PSPs playing porn videos in public.

I'm starting to think they're going a bit overboard with their UMD video.

[BlazeHedgehod]

It's totally not a low-blow. It's low brow, but really, wherever there's moving pictures, there's inevitably going to be porn.

Hell, Saturn had a couple of Porn games where you played lame-ass trivia to see video of Japanese School Girls dance around in their underwear.

Honestly, Bart, this isn't that terrible.

[Blues]

Any day now the homebrew community will have US PSPs cracked and all will be well.

[Kulock]

In other circumstances, I might think it a cheap move, but people were already making that a primary thing to rip and DL to the PSP, even sites like Playboy are already offering customized downloads for it. I guess Sony's interested in making UMD a unversal format like DVD, not just only allowing things they think are worth it or "proper."

[Jolly Joes]

It's Japanese porn so it probably won't be as hard core as American porn.

[BlazeHedgehod]

JollyJoes said:

It's Japanese porn so it probably won't be as hard core as American porn.

Poor sheltered JJ.

[Optimus Prime]

The only porn-y game I want is Cho Aniki. Little men in underoos on rolling chairs. Word.

Eh, no suprise. There's a VCD reader for the Saturn and it was used very much to the end of porn.

[Kulock]

BlazeHedgehog said:

Poor sheltered JJ.

Wow... well, she's right in that this'll probably be soft-core stuff, but to say Japanese porn is generally less hardcore than US... just because they blur the genitals doesn't mean they don't make up for it with some psychologically creepy stuff.

Not to offer TMI, but for what non-anime Japanese porn I've seen, it seems like the women are almost trained to NOT enjoy it, or at least act like they're not. I really can't get into something where one of the partners is making facial expressions like they're being brutally tortured, even if they were hitting on the other person less than 5 minutes ago. It definitely seems like Japanese audiences require a power/overtaking theme to their erotica that doesn't sit well with me.

...Hey, I'm 24, if something catches my interest, I can look at it.

[Artemus]

Well, a friend of mine who owns a PSP has already uploaded naked pictures, so I'm not surprised.

[Sabator]

"Loli-Nanpa Special 5"

...K.

[モーグ]

I say go for it.

(Oh, and hello)

[Andrusi]

Kulock said:

...Hey, I'm 24, if something catches my interest, I can look at it.

Hehe, Ku is ooooold.

[Admin]

Bluetail said:

The only porn-y game I want is Cho Aniki. Big men in men on rolling men. Men.

Fixed.

[Kulock]

Andrusi said:

Hehe, Ku is ooooold.

Darn skippy I am. Feels kind of creepy writing that out, I don't think of myself as 24.

But... but... I think MattTY's slightly older than me, or at least close to my age... ;_;

[Matt_TY]

I'm also 24.

*whacks people with cane*

[王泥喜]

I'm importing. ;D

[BlazeHedgehod]

You do realize, Kiddo, that while PSP games don't have region protection, UMD movies do?

[Kulock]

Matt: Let's sit up in the balcony and haggle that Muppet Show!

[Andrusi]

::respects his elders::





::then dumps them in a retirement home::