Irresponsible captain Tylor.

[Admin]

Now gimme my cookies, Faddy.

[№]

IRRESPONSIBLE CAPTAIN TYLOR IN: Babysitter Blues.

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(a phone rings. Tylor answers it)
Tylor: Y'ello?

Man on Phone: You've got to help us, Captain Tylor! Me and the old lady are going out tonight, and there's no one here to watch little Billy. We were wondering, maybe if you weren't too busy, you could come over here and watch over him for a while?

Tylor: How much does it pay?

Man on Phone: $10 dollars an-

Tylor: Double digits?! Great Horsejowels!

(laughtrack)

Tylor: I'll be right over!

(Cut to - Billy's house. Billy and Tylor are sitting on the couch)

Billy: You're pretty boring, you know that?

Tylor: I am NOT boring!

Billy: You've just been sitting on the couch for four hours!

(laughtrack)

Billy: I want to play! I WANT ATTENTION! LOOK AT ME!

Tylor: Oh man, you're an annoying little brat, aren't you? Here, let's watch some TV.

(Tylor turns on the TV: what's on the screen is an erotic thriller. A woman is about to take her top off before we cut back to Billy, who seems intoxicated by this.)

Tylor: There you go, healthy educational programming.

Billy: Oh boy!

Tylor: Now Billy, I'm going to practice my knife juggling now. If you need me, just scream really loud while I'm practicing. Okay?

Billy: Umm, Mr. Babysitter, I'm 'apposed to get my Hair cut today.

Tylor: Pfft. Haircutters. Just put a fork into an electrical socket, that's how I got my haircut.

(laughtrack)

Tylor: Here, you can use this fork.

(Tylor throws a fork in the direction of Billy. It almost hits him in the crotch. Tylor then proceeds to knife-juggle. Later, Billy's parents come back home. Billy is still facing the TV)

Billy's Dad: So Billy, how was the babysitter?

(Billy turns around to reveal that he has a small knife wound across his face. Most of his hair has been singed off. He then turns right back to the TV)

Billy's Mom: Oh my God! What happened?

Billy: Captain Tylor said that your breasts were the most succulent he's seen in a while. I saw some on the TV.

Billy's Mom: WHAT?! Tylor, what were you doing?

(Tylor walks in from the kitchen)

Tylor: Can I have my money now?

(laughtrack)

Billy's Dad: Oh captain Tylor, you're so irresponsible!

(laughtrack, roll credits)

THE END

[Sz]

I have a cousin named Tylor.

[drak]

Who spells Tyler with an O, anyway? TYLER IS THE TRUE CHAMPION.
Tylor is all like... THE FANTASTIC TY-LOR, HAILING FROM THE GREAT MOUNTAIN KNOWN ONLY AS MOUNT GRAZ-KAZAR. Or like TY-LOR, DESTROYER OF WORLDS. Or something. I TELLS YA.

[Matsrik]

THE FANTASTIC TY-LOR, HAILING FROM THE GREAT MOUNTAIN KNOWN ONLY AS MOUNT GRAZ-KAZAR.

I'm sorry.