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Post by Jolly Joes on Aug 2, 2006 19:11:48 GMT -5
gaygamer.net/index.php?s=gayestRiiiight. Many of the choices are pretty dubious and they seemed to miss some canonical homosexual/bi-sexual characters such as Venom from GG(yet Bridget made the honorable mention list?) and Tony from Morthe 2/Earthbound(Itoi admitted his character was gay).
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Post by Blues on Aug 2, 2006 19:47:51 GMT -5
ZANGIEF AND KING OF ALL COSMOS ARE NOT GAY
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Post by Optimus Prime on Aug 2, 2006 20:57:00 GMT -5
Well, they're idiots.
The Holy Protein is a boybuilder thing, not a male secretion as far as I know =\. It's a power-up in most of the Cho-Aniki series. If they missed the fighting game entirely, it's obvious whoever compiled this is low on research and high on hormones.
I personally think dancing Adon is funny.
And yah, King of all Cosmos isn't gay. Can't a straight man wear tights anymore? Yeesh~!
Plus not mentioning Fox's fucked-up background story over why he's so odd is lame. They prattle on and on about Bridget. Also, what gender was the original Birdo critter in Doki Doki Panic? Anyone know?
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Post by NeroKid on Aug 2, 2006 20:58:18 GMT -5
There s a SIGNIFIGANT lack of Donkey Kong.
Vice and Mature and Iorio and oh who am I kidding just about every SNK character aside from Terry.
2/7 of Sonic the Hedgehog characters enjoy a trip into the Death Egg. There is no known mathematical way to determine which ones. Okay. All of them. Hey I don't make this stuff up. I just hear it on the internet.
Zangief isn't gay, it's a common error. I mean he does share a lot of special moves with Mike Haggar. I repeat. He does share a lot of special moves with Mike Haggar. And Mike Haggar is the mayor of Metro City. 'nuff said.
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Post by Oni Lukos on Aug 2, 2006 21:00:48 GMT -5
Birdo is male. Yeah.
The King of All Cosmos just likes rainbows. Is that so bad? *insert screencap from RML here*
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Post by Optimus Prime on Aug 2, 2006 21:07:08 GMT -5
The Birdo thing was started by the original US SMB2 manual. I should know, I've seen it ._. but just being a crossdresser doesn't mean you're gay. It just means your brain has been scrambled from being dropped on your head too much. The end.
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Post by Jolly Joes on Aug 2, 2006 21:23:38 GMT -5
Birdo was and is still is female since her debut in Doki Doki Panic and she is called Catherine.
And I think the Zangief is gay comes from one of his endings in Street Fighter Alpha where he has a picture of Vega on his mirror.
Also, how come they only list Ivan Raidenovitch Raikov and not Volgin?
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Post by Night the SR on Aug 2, 2006 21:32:46 GMT -5
Tingle just wants to become a fairy so he can hit on the mother of all fairies. Doesn't mean he's gay. ;-;
But this really is a bullshit list. Their reasoning is based entirely on their own speculation. I mean, Zangief is gay because he likes wearing wrestling speedos and has chest hair? Ever hear of the stereotypical commie russians and their love for homely women?
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Post by dead on Aug 2, 2006 21:45:54 GMT -5
Tingle wins, because he makes his brothers wear bright colored tight fitting fairy clothes and work on his phallic island, which he is the head of.
King of the Cosmos isn't gay, he's just flamboyant.
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Post by Optimus Prime on Aug 2, 2006 22:21:28 GMT -5
Birdo was and is still is female since her debut in Doki Doki Panic and she is called Catherine. Really? Yeesh, the localizers for that game were either idiots or just crazy XD... Charmy HAS to be gay by their logic. High-pitched voice, love of flowers, travels with dudes... leather... |
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Post by Jolly Joes on Aug 2, 2006 23:05:04 GMT -5
They don't count children.
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Post by NeroKid on Aug 2, 2006 23:05:58 GMT -5
![]() And I think the Zangief is gay comes from one of his endings in Street Fighter Alpha where he has a picture of Vega on his mirror.[/img] Actually it's come from official Capcom info guides, art books, etc. Unlike my crazy ramblings about... most people. When I say Zangief is gay, I'm actually not lying! And yes he does have a picture of Vega with a heart drawn around his face in his SF2T ending. And there's serious manhugging in his SFA3 enging. SERIOUS manhugging. Mostly naked burly manhugging. I don't want to find the screenshots. Not because I'm homophbic, I'm just lazy. And he never really seemed particularly interested in Rainbow Mika. It's a mansecret that straightness is meassured in a man's ability to appreciate Rainbow Mika. |
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Post by Jolly Joes on Aug 2, 2006 23:12:24 GMT -5
But this really is a bullshit list. Their reasoning is based entirely on their own speculation. I mean, Zangief is gay because he likes wearing wrestling speedos and has chest hair? Ever hear of the stereotypical commie russians and their love for homely women? Funny thing is people speculated for years that Zangief was gay before this list. Also:  Why does he have a picture of Vega near his mirror...complete with hearts? Source www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3941552&postcount=199 |
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Post by Squiggles the Chao on Aug 2, 2006 23:43:59 GMT -5
Also, in Street Fighter 2, Zangief's ending features him dancing with Gorbachev, who was then president of the Soviet Union (or at least was when they were programming the game) and saying something along the lines of "Mr. President, you dance very well." Of course, when the USSR was dissolved, the line was changed to read "Mr. Ex-President" instead. www.vgmuseum.com/end/snes/b/ssf2zan.htmAnd Neroman is right, there are official guides which claim that Zangief is gay. |
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Post by NeroKid on Aug 3, 2006 3:09:18 GMT -5
Zangief is gay because he likes wearing wrestling speedos and has chest hair? Ever hear of the stereotypical commie russians and their love for homely women? In soviet capcom russian, burly naked man loves YOU! ask him how they keep warm! |
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Post by Jolly Joes on Aug 3, 2006 7:33:48 GMT -5
Tingle however, isn't gay as Eiji Aonuma had confirmed it.
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Post by GeckoYamori on Aug 3, 2006 8:13:13 GMT -5
Not surprisingly, all of these characters are from Japan (Except an honorable mention from Star Wars)
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Post by Kyoma on Aug 3, 2006 9:26:21 GMT -5
This list blows me away.
It freakin' mentions Damian and Rudolph Gartheimer.
I'm also amazed that they remembered Fear Effect.
But then there is so much that is just stupid.
Joachim hardly counts either considering he is raped and its INCREDIBLY against his will.. There is a big difference between goofy, gay. unlucky, and having your own magazine devoted to teaching magic to young women.
...Erhm..
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