Post by Sofox on Aug 24, 2006 17:19:51 GMT -5
*Overhead shots of a cavern, which is essentially a big snow capped mountain with a possibly existant forest around it*
*Closer up shot of cavern enterance*
*Shot of corridor cavern, pan to open door, inside is a young ramdom guy, DarkSonic265, at a computer moving and clicking his mouse.*
DarkSonic265: Ah ha, it's almost time for Awesome Moogle Cavern Comic Adventures: Episode 5 to be posted, just need to add a lense flare.
*A creek sound effect*
DarkSonic265: Who's there?
*As DarkSonic265 turns, his hand hits a glass on the desk. Glass falls over. CU shot of glass breaking on the ground. Remember, this guy is obviously in a life or death situation, but just focus on the glass break. It gives this whole thing, a creepy suggestive look, and makes it really cool when one of the guys later in the episode hypothesises what happened in a pseudo flashbacky thing and we see him re-imagining the glass breaking in exact detail.*
DarkSonic265: Hey if you want to see my comic, just wait a sec, it's going to be...
*Cut to:
Police banner reading "Moogle Cavern Crime Scene: Please do not cross or you'll disturb evidence and we will be very sad. Also, MC Soda, for the refreshing taste that never updates!" Zoom out to see banner streached across entire corridor, random MCer walks up to it. Sees it is blocking his way, turns away and walks back where he came from slightly peeved. Camera pan back to show inside of room beyond the banner.*
Blaze: At first I thought it was a suicide.
Sofox: In that case, it's a murder.
Kulock: How so?
Sofox: Well think of it, have we ever investigated a death that at first looked like an accident or suicide that didn't eventually turn out to be straight murder?
Kulock: No, but we're still going to be suprised and act like its a big deal when we discovere it is one.
Sofox: Wasn't suggesting we shouldn't but I still felt like pointing it out.
Kulock: Okay then, carry on Blaze.
Blaze: Well like I said, at first I thought it was a suicide, then I noticed he had been shot, stabbed, struck repeatedly with a blunt instrument, impaled, burned and strangled with his own mouse chord.
Sofox: Wow, serious.
Kulock: Guess it's true what they say, wireless accessories are a lifesaver.
*Waits in silence*
Kulock: Hey, I wanted that to be the closing line!
Blaze: What?
Kulock: You know the closing line, the one that's clever, smart, sums up the situation and starts the intro. Where's the intro.
Blaze: Well, maybe it's too early to start just yet.
Kulock: But I wanted my closing line!
Blaze: You'll have it someday Kulock, someday.
Sofox: Well, I'm going to take pretty pictures of this place with this expesive looking camera that makes irritating "flash charging" sounds with each shot; touch random stains with cotton swabs and put tiny seemingly irrelevant but bound-to-make-the-vital-connection things into ziplock bags, you just talk about whatever. *Goes off and does as he announced
Kulock: So who's the victim.
Blaze: Well it was hard to identify him as he's a very generic recolour of a Sonic based sprite, but his computer identifies him as DarkSonic265?
Kulock: I think I remember him, didn't he claim to be Sonic's 4th cousin, twice removed, have all of Sonic's speed, power and skills and be able to channel the power of the Chaos Emeralds from 10000000000000000 kabillion miles away to do whatever he wanted including time travel, destroy anything and invunerability.
Blaze: No, that was EvilSonic262. DarkSonic265 posted a series of comics based on the Moogle Cavern despite barely knowing anything about the Moogle Cavern in the first place.
Kulock: Anyone with reason to kill him?
Blaze: You didn't read any of his threads did you?
Kulock: Hmmm, were they the ones that made small babies cry?
Blaze: Yeah, those letter from the SPCC got annoying.
Kulock: So, we have an irreverant comic creator, who got on everybodies nerves, created comics that used avatars without permission in situations that didn't make sense, refused to improve himself, constantly posted, whined whenever anyone critizised him, showed no respect to anybody including people who were smarter and had been on the board a lot longer then him, and who was eventually killed in the most grotesque manner possible. Which leaves us one big question.
Blaze: Do we care?
Kulock: Who is the murder?
*INTRO music start up*
Kulock: Yay, I got my finishing li-
*INTRO starts, shows credits with "Who are you?" music going on and random cool forensic looking scenes being displayed such as a crowbar been swung onto Generic Knuckles Recolour #329's head to examine splatter patterns, Kulock looking at a picture of Bunnie with a giant magnifying glass, H Hog dusting gamepad fustratedly and wondering how the heck fingerprint technology is going to be useful in a place where practically everybody wears gloves, and so on. Finally, with a cool rapid flicker of images, settle on the main series name. "CSI: MC"*
***I might continue this later, see how it goes down
*Closer up shot of cavern enterance*
*Shot of corridor cavern, pan to open door, inside is a young ramdom guy, DarkSonic265, at a computer moving and clicking his mouse.*
DarkSonic265: Ah ha, it's almost time for Awesome Moogle Cavern Comic Adventures: Episode 5 to be posted, just need to add a lense flare.
*A creek sound effect*
DarkSonic265: Who's there?
*As DarkSonic265 turns, his hand hits a glass on the desk. Glass falls over. CU shot of glass breaking on the ground. Remember, this guy is obviously in a life or death situation, but just focus on the glass break. It gives this whole thing, a creepy suggestive look, and makes it really cool when one of the guys later in the episode hypothesises what happened in a pseudo flashbacky thing and we see him re-imagining the glass breaking in exact detail.*
DarkSonic265: Hey if you want to see my comic, just wait a sec, it's going to be...
*Cut to:
Police banner reading "Moogle Cavern Crime Scene: Please do not cross or you'll disturb evidence and we will be very sad. Also, MC Soda, for the refreshing taste that never updates!" Zoom out to see banner streached across entire corridor, random MCer walks up to it. Sees it is blocking his way, turns away and walks back where he came from slightly peeved. Camera pan back to show inside of room beyond the banner.*
Blaze: At first I thought it was a suicide.
Sofox: In that case, it's a murder.
Kulock: How so?
Sofox: Well think of it, have we ever investigated a death that at first looked like an accident or suicide that didn't eventually turn out to be straight murder?
Kulock: No, but we're still going to be suprised and act like its a big deal when we discovere it is one.
Sofox: Wasn't suggesting we shouldn't but I still felt like pointing it out.
Kulock: Okay then, carry on Blaze.
Blaze: Well like I said, at first I thought it was a suicide, then I noticed he had been shot, stabbed, struck repeatedly with a blunt instrument, impaled, burned and strangled with his own mouse chord.
Sofox: Wow, serious.
Kulock: Guess it's true what they say, wireless accessories are a lifesaver.
*Waits in silence*
Kulock: Hey, I wanted that to be the closing line!
Blaze: What?
Kulock: You know the closing line, the one that's clever, smart, sums up the situation and starts the intro. Where's the intro.
Blaze: Well, maybe it's too early to start just yet.
Kulock: But I wanted my closing line!
Blaze: You'll have it someday Kulock, someday.
Sofox: Well, I'm going to take pretty pictures of this place with this expesive looking camera that makes irritating "flash charging" sounds with each shot; touch random stains with cotton swabs and put tiny seemingly irrelevant but bound-to-make-the-vital-connection things into ziplock bags, you just talk about whatever. *Goes off and does as he announced
Kulock: So who's the victim.
Blaze: Well it was hard to identify him as he's a very generic recolour of a Sonic based sprite, but his computer identifies him as DarkSonic265?
Kulock: I think I remember him, didn't he claim to be Sonic's 4th cousin, twice removed, have all of Sonic's speed, power and skills and be able to channel the power of the Chaos Emeralds from 10000000000000000 kabillion miles away to do whatever he wanted including time travel, destroy anything and invunerability.
Blaze: No, that was EvilSonic262. DarkSonic265 posted a series of comics based on the Moogle Cavern despite barely knowing anything about the Moogle Cavern in the first place.
Kulock: Anyone with reason to kill him?
Blaze: You didn't read any of his threads did you?
Kulock: Hmmm, were they the ones that made small babies cry?
Blaze: Yeah, those letter from the SPCC got annoying.
Kulock: So, we have an irreverant comic creator, who got on everybodies nerves, created comics that used avatars without permission in situations that didn't make sense, refused to improve himself, constantly posted, whined whenever anyone critizised him, showed no respect to anybody including people who were smarter and had been on the board a lot longer then him, and who was eventually killed in the most grotesque manner possible. Which leaves us one big question.
Blaze: Do we care?
Kulock: Who is the murder?
*INTRO music start up*
Kulock: Yay, I got my finishing li-
*INTRO starts, shows credits with "Who are you?" music going on and random cool forensic looking scenes being displayed such as a crowbar been swung onto Generic Knuckles Recolour #329's head to examine splatter patterns, Kulock looking at a picture of Bunnie with a giant magnifying glass, H Hog dusting gamepad fustratedly and wondering how the heck fingerprint technology is going to be useful in a place where practically everybody wears gloves, and so on. Finally, with a cool rapid flicker of images, settle on the main series name. "CSI: MC"*
***I might continue this later, see how it goes down
