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Post by Blues on Mar 4, 2006 20:41:48 GMT -5
Roses are red Violets are blue In Communist Russia Poem writes YOU!
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Post by Sauko on Mar 4, 2006 22:15:00 GMT -5
Roses are roses Violets are roses Sugar is roses TOMATOES! CORN! LASER GUNS!
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Post by Ink The Echidna on Mar 5, 2006 1:04:01 GMT -5
Roses are red Violets are blue In Communist Russia Poem writes YOU! Blues wins. XD
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Oni Lukos
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Still spinning, for some reason...
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Post by Oni Lukos on Mar 5, 2006 13:48:01 GMT -5
Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm dead and colorblind.
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Post by Sauko on Mar 5, 2006 21:58:03 GMT -5
Roses are violets Red is blue I am dyslexic and are so you.
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Post by Mirai Zikasu on Mar 6, 2006 3:44:33 GMT -5
I am dyslexic and are so you. Fail. You don't from lysdexia suffer.
(Or German grammar for that matter...)
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ϟ¶∀☡ⓩ
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Try Happy! =^-^=
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Post by ϟ¶∀☡ⓩ on Mar 6, 2006 12:22:22 GMT -5
So a dyslexic guy walks into a bra...
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Post by Admin on Mar 6, 2006 13:03:35 GMT -5
And now.... Poetry from the 4chan library. (some slightly edited for inappropriateness) Grass is green, and so is a tree. All your base are belong to ME
Longcat is long. Sage used to be bus. All your base. Are belong to us.
loli is good. one moot, many moots. i'm in your base, killing your doodz
moot is an ass, snacks is toast user was banned for this post
roses are red, bix is nood all my base are belong to moot
roses are blue, violets are red you would probably be better off dead
crackys nose is red, naruto looks kind of cool sorry i have writers block
I can't think of anything to rhyme with "if I see that f---ing cat one more time"
Hickory dickory dock, Disregard that I suck cock, If you're gay for Bridget just say "I'd hit it" Hickory dickory dock.
she is so cute, and i want to f--- but i have to ask... is this duck?
In saying this, I may seem like a troll. But you really should Do a barrel roll.
nevar forget that on 4chan anonymous does not forgive you
What is this shit? It looks like poetry. I beseech thee, fellows, to cease this faggotry.
getting literary will not help you because I'll just shout OMFGWTFBBQ?!?!?!?!??
blue is red, you like the cocks itty bitty habeeb it, time paradox
While travelling though Kathmandu I found this young girl to woo we had sex in the shades she said "Enjoy your aids!" A
L I M E R I C K
I S
F I N E
T O O
I have no girlfriend, I have nothing to do. Oh well... A cat is fine too.
damnit moot, i miss the snacks. take off the ban, and bring him back
Roses are red, Violets are blue Scooby Scooby Doo, Where are you?
this thread is dumb, and so are you. the last one just failed, its scooby DOOBY doo
One day while walking, I peered down a well. I spied a very long cat, And it said "LOL".
one does not simply rhyme himself into a (...) hallway * but I never wanted to go there anyway stop this faggotry now, kill yourself and die with honor, so we all can bWHERE IS SARAH CONNOR
Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you ?
Three things are certain: Loli, memes, and fur hate. Guess which has occurred.
if I were you, I wouldn't even bother lets just face it, you look like cockmongler
I feel kinda sad for posting in this shitty thread but to make me feel a bit less sick I'll post a raptor jesus pic
You don't know Don't be fakin' Press butan Receev bacon.
can't think of nothing, rhyming is hard they're taking the hobbits to isengard?
roses are red, violets are blue in soviet russia, poem writes you!
also the haiku writes you in soviet russia yay for communism
There's just not explaining the horrors you see when taking part in the hellhole called 4chan /b There's monglers and negroes and lolis and cat and drama and cracky and moot with a hat The posts are all gone within half an hour with pictures of tubcat and tubgirl's poopshower but no matter how long you little /b-tards shall live one thing you never forget - ANONYMOUS DOES NOT FORGIVE. (I SWEAR I MADE THIS )
There's no denying that we've all had fun. But I believe that you have won.
* /b Wordfilter for Mordor. You'll know if you've been there - if not, try it out.
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Post by Sauko on Mar 6, 2006 16:16:00 GMT -5
Dude... that deserves like... the platinum record of the poetry world.
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Post by Ink The Echidna on Mar 6, 2006 19:09:12 GMT -5
Holy... could they have possibly fit any other web jokes into that thing? Total win. Wow. My brain hurts just reading it.
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Post by Teflon on Mar 8, 2006 18:19:13 GMT -5
sen bir zamanlar bana kopek gibi bagirdin neden annenle telde konusmadim diye. oda annen sikayet ettigi diye, geldin bana bagirdin, konusmadin benle. ya sen? ayni odada oturuyorsun, annemle bir kelime etmiyorsun bile. abim geliyoir, kahveni alip obur odaya gidiyorsun. ben sana geldimmi kopek gibi, yani senin gibi bagirdimmi sana? normalmi sence boyle benim annemi uzdugun diye? sana bir kez daha soyliyim, sakin ve sakin anneme karsi surat asma. nasil kendi annene istemiyorsun ben saygisizlik yapmiyiim, sen benim anneme yapma. ki benim annem senin annende daha fazla hem bana hem sana bir annelik yapmistir. ama ne yazikki sen onu gormuyorsun, bu gune kadar bir tesekkur etmedin, ne sen ne ailen. egitim almisin, ama insanlik alamamisin. ama elbette birgun annen gelir buraya, o zaman imtamimi alirim, ne zaman annen sorarsa sana, "caglar dilegin nesi var- ayni odada oturup bir kelime etmiyor benle" o zaman soylersin "anne bende ayni esekklik yaptim kendi annesine bir zamanlar" ama sen onu soylemessin bile- cunku anlayamassin hatalarini.
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Post by Ink The Echidna on Mar 8, 2006 22:48:18 GMT -5
...what.
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Post by J on Mar 9, 2006 0:27:11 GMT -5
Welcome to Teflon.
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Post by Ink The Echidna on Mar 9, 2006 2:35:05 GMT -5
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Post by Optimus Prime on Mar 9, 2006 18:15:03 GMT -5
He said he's raising a mutant cigar army to eat your children.
Or not.
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SoNick Belmont
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Post by SoNick Belmont on Mar 9, 2006 18:16:43 GMT -5
Huh? My translation skills must be rusty; I thought that he said a cigarette army. But then again, I can kind of see how cigarettes could be considered mutant cigars.
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Post by Admin on Mar 10, 2006 5:31:11 GMT -5
If I'm not mistaken, that's Turkish.
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Post by SonKnuck on Mar 12, 2006 11:32:00 GMT -5
More like Teflonish to me
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Oni Lukos
Behind The Logo Team
Still spinning, for some reason...
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Post by Oni Lukos on Mar 12, 2006 14:39:29 GMT -5
Yn, wyhkid ud. Ud'm e cymd seomi. Ayo'cc rifih pi epci dy wukohi ud yod. Ryd dned U zem, pod dned'm ryd dni byurd.
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Post by Sauko on Mar 13, 2006 17:34:27 GMT -5
Yn, wyhkid ud. Ud'm e cymd seomi. Ayo'cc rifih pi epci dy wukohi ud yod. Ryd dned U zem, pod dned'm ryd dni byurd.
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