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Post by willknavison on Jul 8, 2006 19:14:34 GMT -5
This series has been rated R for some graphic violence, profanity, sexual situations, and adult themes Chapter 1: The gears begin to turn ::Still shot of a beautiful eastern European countryside, dotted by a few villages:: Narrator: The year 999... It’s been 20 days after the last crusade and the people were enjoying some much needed peace… ::Panning shot of a quiet village. The peasants are seen doing normal everyday activities. The camera pans up towards the sky, revealing a strange looking craft that seems to be getting closer and closer to the village. Menacing orchestrated music begins to play:: Narrator: But peace did not last long... For it was the day the steel demons came down from the sky... ::The craft is revealed to be an alien spaceship, its immense size almost covering the entire sky. The peasants look up, not knowing whether to run or not. After a few minutes, the ship opens fire. A beam of light destroys the village, reducing it to ashes. The few survivors are quickly killed by shadowy demons that exit the ship. One demon licks the blood from its claws before letting out a horrific howl:: Narrator: On that day, as the legend goes, an alien space craft came down from the skies. It began its attack, shooting forth beams of light that destroyed entire villages in an instant and sending out the most fearsome demons known to man. For ten whole days, it ravaged the country side, killing anyone that stood in their way and burning villages to ash. ::Still shots of knights, archers, and other fighters being killed by laser shots:: Narrator: ...The strongest fighters were no match for such advanced technology.... All seemed lost.... But suddenly... ::Shot of a robed figure, making symbols with his fingers and shooting a beam of light towards the spaceship. Next, a still shot of the spaceship being encased in a sphere shaped red light is shown:: Narrator: On the tenth day, a sorcerer cast a powerful spell that sealed the demonic vessel into a gigantic red orb, at the cost of his own life. Humanity was safe... for now.... The real story begins 1000 years later in the year, 1999 ::Zoom out on the gigantic orb. Ominous music plays as the scene slowly begins to change to New York of 1999:: ::Scene: an apartment room filled with anime and video game memorabilia. An alarm clock in the shape of the robot from Lost in Space goes off, shouting "Danger, Will Robinson!". A black haired male wakes up out of bed, rubbing his eyes, and turns off the clock. He turns off his clock and yawns:: : Your probably wondering who that guy is waking up outta bed. Well, that’s me. My name is William V. Knavison. I am 16 years old and a high school student. ::As the narration continues, Will begins to perform everyday morning activities:: Will: I am also a big fan of anime, manga, and video games but you probably guessed that by seeing my room. But being a fan of all things entertainment isn't the only thing I got going for me. I also create weapons for personal enjoyment. Sure, some of them don't look quite right.... ::One weapon that is shown looks like a toilet plunger with car atteneas glued to it:: ...but trust me, they work. You'll find that out later. ::Will leaves his room, book-bag on his back. Just he closes the door, he is met with machete tip poking him in the nose. He screams and turns SD:: Will: Holy shit! : Knavison! Your rent is due! Pay up unless you want an extra nostril! ::Will looks down at the person holding the knife. It is a grouchy, pissed-off old lady who looks like Cologne from Ranma 1/2 except that her hair is tied in a bun:: Will: (narrating) I guess I should explain. This is my landlord, Gretchen Castle AKA Granny Magnum. Born in the Bronx, and rumored to be 120, she is a weapons expert. From the sharpest sword to the deadliest pistol. Her knowledge of weapons came from her late husband. I think his name was Frank or something. I also hear she has a consistant diet of Thunderbird red wine and bread fryed in fat back. Her favorite movie is Full Metal Jacket Will: (out loud) ::Giving her a good chunk of money:: You know, you could just ask instead of threatening to kill me. Gretchen: ::Snatches the money from his hand:: It’s the way I have always done things and I ain’t gonna stop now. Just be thankful that Hawk guy is paying for the other half of your room ::Walks off, counting the money:: If there is so much as one dollar missing, be prepared to pick AK bullets outta your ass! Will: ::Chuckles nervously:: Will do, ma'am. ::Quickly runs out the main entrance, tipping the doorman on the way:: ::Various shots of New York City as "Ants" by Dave Matthew's Band plays. Strange thing is that all the buildings have Japanese kanji on them:: Will: (narrating) Well, enough about me. Let me tell you about where I live. It’s the city of New York in the Tokyo district. I guess I should explain this as well. All to get the story moving. You see, after WWII, Japan was nearly annihilated after constant bombings of all major cities, as well as the bombings of Hiroshima, Nagasaki, and Kobe with three quarters surviving. Many nations of the world, U.S., Russia, the newly formed German allied government and so on, decided to help rebuild Japan with the technology they had at the time. The Japanese were so grateful that over the years they have shared their culture with the entire world. America has embraced their culture the most, even setting up Japanese districts in several states: New York City, Las Vegas, Nevada- Tokyo district Colorado- Kobe district Texas and all other Southern states- Osaka district Florida and all states located near the ocean- Okinawa district Ah, yes. New York/Tokyo is one of the best places to live-in, with many sights to see. The McDonalds cart is serving their famous beef McRamen bowl, Chevy Chase' newest action movie opens in a week (Amazing that he has done 28 great movies and four shitty ones), anime, manga, and video game culture is just as prominent here as it is in Japan, and Tom Green is starring in the Broadway production of Macbeth. ::Will stops in front of a very fancy looking hotel. On the roof, a golden eagle claw is holding a giant red orb:: Will: The most famous sight is the Eagle Claw hotel, which holds a huge orb on the roof. The orb was imported from Europe around the 1920's. It’s said that encased in the orb is a giant spaceship. Its sounds pretty stupid but for some strange reason, I always get an uneasy when passing it. Will: ::Smiles as he looks up:: Yup. This is definitely the greatest city in the-- Man: Hey! Outta the way! Will (out loud) Huh? Oh shit! ::Dives to side as three police cars chase down, what looks to be, a crazy mental patient driving a beat up station wagon:: (Narrating) As soon as I dove to the other side, that’s when it started... The battle for the future of humanity.
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Post by willknavison on Jul 8, 2006 19:17:45 GMT -5
Battle of 1999- Chapter 2- Unleashing horror!
::Will rubs his head as he looks to the side::
::The mental patient is on top of one of the cop cars, holding a pickaxe in his left hand. The station wagon has crashed into the front of the hotel. He has a stitched-up scar across his face, the gown he is wearing is torn in a few places and has several firearms strapped to it, and has “Moku” written on the front of it. He gives off an evil, sadistic sneer::
"Moku": ::Laughs evilly:: You fools! Shoot me if you must! I'll just find another body and use it to carry out my plans! Come the end of this year, everyone will die! ::Laughs evilly again::
::A female cop with bunny ears stands over Will::
Bunny: Hey kid, you better get outta here! We gotta situation going on here!
Will: Huh? Wah?
::At the end of the street, to the left of Will, another police car appears. The chief of police, a tiger/man named Ty Grant, steps out of the car. He has a tall, thin and muscular figure, and is quite the bishounen. He has tiger stripes around his arms and face, a few spider legs are on chin, and short, black hair::
::Ty pops a cigar into his mouth and lights it. Sees the bunny girl cop rushing towards him::
Bunny: Chief, thank God you’re here
Ty: ::Smirks:: Since when do I ever stay home and NOT join in on a good challenge? ::Looks out towards “Moku”, who is still preaching about the end of the world:: By the look of this guy, something tells me I’ll be in for one hell of a fight. So, who is he?
Bunny: We have a real psycho on our hands. He calls himself Moku. He escaped from the New York mental institution three days ago and recently, he broke in to a weapons shop. He is one of those end of the world nuts--
::Bunny’s report is cut off by the sound of gunfire. Moku starts firing off a few rounds from his magnum. Cops duck and cover and nearby citizens run to safety. Moku then proceeds to smash in the windshield of a police car with his pickaxe::
Moku: ::Laughs insanely:: Try to fire on me, will you?! Just for that, your death is ensured! Be lucky that you won’t see the end of humanity! ::Laughs again as he jumps high into the air and lands on the giant red orb::
::Cops begin firing upon Moku. He skillfully dodges each shot and fires back with an uzi, hitting a few police cars Will watches from a nearby alleyway as police back up comes in to try to take down Moku::
Will: (thinks) I know I shouldn’t be here…. But… For some reason, I feel as if I have to… I feel as if….. a great evil will approach… :: Looks at the orb, seeing cracks all around it:: The orb… It’s cracking from the piercing bullets…. What…. What the hell is this feeling?….
::Suddenly, a rumbling sound is heard from the orb. It begins to glow like a violent red flame and more cracks begin to form around it. Without warning, it breaks apart like an egg and emits a volcanic aura of light, incinerating Moku::
Will: Can it be?…. Can that legend….
::Will suddenly sees an image of a cloaked, demonic figure::
Will: ::Eyes wide with fear:: Can the legend of an imprisoned spaceship be true?!
::As soon as the light dissipates, a gigantic spaceship rises up out of the wreckage. All of Earth is silent as it looks up at the impending horror::
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Post by willknavison on Jul 8, 2006 19:30:40 GMT -5
Chapter 3- So the legand is true?! Enter dark lord, O-sama ::Many citizens look up in fear and awe at the giant spaceship. Police have set up a blockade around the hotel. Will looks up from the alleyway, also fearful:: Will: So the legend is true.... What will happen now, I wonder? ::A few minutes later, the spaceship lands right in front of the hotel, crushing part of it in the process. The main hatch opens, a demonic figure steps out. He is covered in blood red shogun armor that is almost completely covered in gold chains and wears a facemask that covers all but his right eye. Some blue spikes of hair stick out of the corners on his helmet. His skin is coal black:: ::As the demon steps out onto the concrete, he is met with fearful gazes. He then turns his attention to the blockade, where cops are preparing to fire upon him. The demon begins to walk slowly towards them and chuckles softly:: Demon: A thousand years and this is how far weaponry has come? Pathetic.... ::He unsheathes his sword and swings forward. In the blink of an eye, each cop falls to the ground, blood gushing forth from their chest:: ::Onlookers scream in horror at the sight of it. The demon looks out and begins to speak again:: Demon: Attention, people of Earth, I am O-sama. Dark lord and second-in-command to the glorious leader of the D-Angel clan. Unless you wish a fate similar to these fools,.. ::Looks down at the bodies:: ...then you will surrender without hesitation ::Ty appears a few feet from O-sama, very angry:: Ty: Bastard! O-sama: ::Looks to Ty:: Ah.... Judging by your reaction, I see that these were your men.... ::Kicks one of the bodies:: Didn't even put up a fight.... Pitiful... But you... You look like someone who would provide a good challenge.... A little hand-to-hand combat, perhaps? Ty: ::Gets into his fighting stance:: Bring it on, you freak! You'll pay for every last one of them! : -sama and Ty stare each other down. All is silent. Suddenly, O-sama's right eye begins to glow. Ty starts to breathe heavily and sweat profusely, he clutches his chest in pain:: Ty: What.... What the hell is this feeling?.... Is this.... Is this fear?... Oof! ::Ty is punched hard in the ribs by O-sama. He spits out some blood onto O-sama's arm:: O-sama: You have made two mistakes. Your first one being that you weren't concentrating on your opponent... And your second mistake... ::Using his other arm, he elbows Ty to the side:: ....You have stained me with your blood : -sama picks up Ty by the collar and continues to punch him in the ribs. He then throws him to the ground and stomps on Ty's stomach with the heel of his boot. Ty cries out in pain and coughs up more blood:: O-sama: Where has all that confidence gone, fool? You proved to be nothing more then a wasted challenge.... Since I am feeling nice today, I will let you join your men... ::Will's eyes begin to shimmer a bit as he senses something. He sees a glowing spot on O-sama's armor:: Will: I got it! ::Rushes over and grabs a gun from one of the dead cops:: : -sama unsheathes his sword and points the tip at Ty's neck:: O-sama: This way, it'll be quick..... ::Gets ready to swing:: Ty: ::Closes his eyes:: No..... ::Will appears a few feet away from O-sama and begins firing at the glowing spot in the armor. With each shot, the spot begins to crack. The last shot cracks open the spot and pierces through O-sama's skin. Will, Ty, and O-sama himself are surprised:: : -Sama stumbles back, clutching the hole near his stomach. He looks at his hand, which has a few blood spots on it. He begins to growl and breath heavily, clutching his fist as it begins to glow:: O-sama: Who... Who did this..... to me?! ::He quickly turns around and fires off a chi blast at a random person. They are incinerated in an instant:: Now you have gotten on my bad side! Tomorrow, this planet belongs to D-Angel! : -sama teleports away, leaving behind a frieghtened, panicing crowd of people. Will drops the gun, his hair covering his eyes. His hands are trembling. After a few minutes, he runs off:: Later.... ::Will is walking down a hallway, hearing two people talk to each other:: Assistant: Sir, you have to be joking! Mayor Daraan: I am not joking! It’s impossible to defeat those blasted aliens! Did you see what that dark lord did to Ty Grant?! It’s hopeless to fight against him! Assistant: But sir-- Daraan: Forget it. Nothing can save us. Now.... ::Speaks into the intercom:: Fiona, come to my office please. Oh, and don't forget the outfit ::Little perverted grin:: Fiona: (over intercom, Irish accent): ::Sighs:: Do I have to, sir? Daraan: Would you, please? It’s the last thing I want to see before I die Fiona: What about your wife? Daraan: ::Shudders:: Tell her I said "hello". Now come inside so I can get that image out of my head. Fiona: Yes sir ::The secretary, Fiona, walks into the office. She is a brown haired 23-year old wearing a Playboy bunny outfit. By the look on her face, she is obviously embarrassed and disgusted. Daraan drools at the sight of her:: Daraan: ::Big smile on his face as he lights a huge Cuban cigar:: Ohohohohoho! That’s what I like! Fiona: Charming…. May I go now sir? Daraan: ::Shakes head:: No, no, no! First, do the dance! Fiona: Sir, please… Daraan: ::Big teary eyes:: Pleeeeeeeease? Fiona: ::Frustrated growl:: Fine! ::Starts dancing seductively to the tune of “Cherry Pie” by Warrent:: ::Daraan looks on with a leer suitable for a middle aged lech:: Assistant: ::Sighs:: Even with the end of the world coming up, he still has a lust worthy of his appearance. Hmm? ::The assistant looks to the door, seeing Will’s head peeking out:: Assistant: Uh, sir? I think someone wants to meet with you Daraan: Tell ‘em to leave. The Earth must give up Will: ::Entering the office with two others:: It won’t have to, sir Daraan: Who the hell are you? Will: I am Will Knavison. The people behind me and I are here to save Earth from the alien bastards ::A few minutes of silence, and Daraan starts to laugh uncontrollably. Everyone else sweatdrops. He eventually pulls himself together:: Daraan: Your real funny, son! You won’t be able to defeat those aliens! No one will! Will: Oh, really? Daraan: Yes. What can you and your friends possibly do to defeat those horrid things? Will: Well, I was the one who wounded O-sama Assistant: You? But how? Will: I don’t know. I just sensed an opening of weakness in his armor. So, I grabbed the nearest gun, fired at the spot, and I managed to harm him. Truth be told, I was just as surprised as everyone else ::Both Daraan, his assistant, and Fiona look surprised:: Daraan: Hmm…. Maybe we do stand a chance against them. ::Looks out his window:: Alright. Humor me. Who are the other members of your team? ::A man with spiky brown hair steps forward. He wears a white bandana over his head and a white tank top over his muscular form. He looks to be about 17:: Brown haired man: My name is Roger Dian, a martial arts expert and a good friend of Will. Also… ::Looks towards Fiona, with a perverted look on his face:: …I have an eye for beauty… ::Walks over, fangs bared as he keeps that perverted grin on his face. Tries to fondle Fiona:: Wa-hah! I am in heaven! Fiona: ::Fire in her eyes, putting on a boxing glove:: YOU PERVERT! ::Punches Roger to the wall and starts rapidly punching him in the stomach:: ::Once she is finished, Roger is implanted in the wall, swirly eyed and dazed:: ::A cute Japanese girl helps Roger out of the wall. She wears a black sleeveless shirt and jeans. Her red hair is tied in a ponytail and she carried a huge gun on her back. She helps Roger out and then elbows him in the gut. She stands in front of Daraan and salutes:: Japanese girl: Konnichi wa. My name is Sachiko Sugachi. Age 17. I am a professional high grade assassin for the Japanese government. I have been known under the alias Chi-Kocho (Bloody Butterfly). I am trained in all forms of combat, both armed and unarmed. I even know 250 ways to kill a man using only a butter knife Daraan: (impressed) Very nice… And what’s your relation to that man your holding by the collar? Sachiko: Roger is my future husband. Arranged… ::Hears a meow and sees a white cat crossing her path. She starts sweating a bit, trying to remain calm:: I mean, i-it’s an arranged marriage, you see? ::Starts sweating more, looking at the cat:: Both of our families wish for there to be a future generation of martial arts prodigies so they thought the two of would do… Just… ::Her face contorts into a cute smile. She suddenly turns SD and throws Roger to the side, jumping towards the cat and cuddling it, speaking very cute Japanese:: Kawaii neko-chan! ::Everyone stares at her with open-mouthed shock:: Roger: (weakly) Her only weakness…. Is cute furry things… ::Daraan places his hand to his forehead, looking particularly embarrassed. After a few minutes, he laughs softly to himself. It soon turns to an uproarious laugh:: ::The group looks puzzled:: Daraan: I have to thank you, kid. The last few moments before this planet dies and I need a good laugh. The perverted martial artist and the hard-boiled Asian girl who turns ditzy over furry animals were hilarious on they’re own but the fact that you want to use these so-called heroes to stop the aliens is just too much to handle ::Laughs harder:: ::Will tighten his fist, looking down in anger and sadness. The other two just look embarrassed:: Daraan: Face it, kid… We’re done for… ?: Quit being such a friggin’ crybaby! ::Daraan and others look forward to see a serious-faced Gretchen Castle standing in the door way. She walks in, carrying a huge 7.62 mm Dragonov sniper rifle on her back:: Will: Ms. Castle! Daraan: W-Who let you in here?! Ms. Castle: You know, Mr. Mayor, I never say this to anyone but you have done a lot for this city. You’ve raised it from the deepest depths of Hell. You can handle getting rid of criminals, hookers, and other degenerates. However, when it comes to aliens invading the city, it seems all you can do is piss your pants! That sickens me! ::Slams the butt of her rifle to the floor:: Now, it has been a long time since we had a good war but luckily I always come prepared Daraan: Are you insane?! That’s an alien spaceship, just like in the movies! Your rifle is not going to do anything against that behemoth! Ms. Castle: Be greatful that I am actually doing you a favor, you pussy! ::Aims and fires three shots at the ship through a large window:: Here! ::Gives Daraan a pair of binoculars:: ::He looks through them and catches one alien soldier falling from the top of the ship and another falling from a port hole located on the right side:: Daraan: ::Lowers the binoculars, stunned:: Amazing… Roger: ::Whistles:: Not bad, granny Daraan: Wait, what about the third bullet? Ms. Castle: Check the gun turret ::Daraan does so. The turret shoots out some electricity and explodes. Soon, all the gun turrets begin to explode:: Daraan: What did you do? Ms. Castle: ::Holds up a bullet:: I fired one of these babies. It contains special nanomachines that disrupt and destroy any outside defensives, no matter how powerful they may be. Not even the government knows about these. Satisfied? ::Daraan simply nods:: Ms. Castle: Good. With the outer defensives down, the enemy is easier to take care of Will: Ms. Castle, why are you helping us? Ms. Castle: Like I said, it’s been a long time since we had a war. In war, you have to think five steps ahead of the enemy and use every instinct God gave you. That’s why it surprised me that the first thing you did was shoot a demon. And to actually convince two people to help fight by your side. That takes balls. Something tells me you were born to do this. I wanna join you. I wanna see what color these aliens bleed… Daraan: Alright. You’re hired to take on those aliens Will: ::Smiles:: We won’t let you down, sir
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Post by willknavison on Jul 8, 2006 19:38:45 GMT -5
Chapter 4: My God! This is the horrible D-Angel clan?! ::Later the following day, Will drives along the road in his tank, the Rebelanator. The tank itself is in the shape of a giant roller skate. Will is wearing an army helmet and chewing on some Pocky. Ms. Castle is riding outside the tank on a Harley with a Carl Gustav rocket launcher on her back. She looks embarrassed:: Ms. Castle: Winning a war with a giant roller-skate… Jesus, take me now Will: This is it…. The day of reckoning…. I have been up all night preparing for this, and now… ::Slowly looks up towards the spaceship:: I will use my brilliant weapons skills to defeat O-sama and his…. HUH?! ::Eyes turn into dots as he looks up in shock:: Hench….men? ::The “henchmen” turn out to be nothing more than cartoon-ish looking villains. One looks like an SD samurai with spiky brown hair, one looks like a wingless pterodactyl in a black cloak (think Ridley from the Metroid series without wings), another is a Cyclops orb with a goofy grin, and the last one looks like an evil Marvin the Martian in a trench coat:: Will: These guys don’t look like a threat at all! They look like they would be perfect for some kid’s anime. Ms. Castle: Crap. I brought a Death Harbinger (the name of here rocket launcher) here for nothing Will: Well, in the very least, O-sama seems to be the only challenge. ::Inside the spaceship, O-sama and his “men” look out over the city:: O-sama: Soon, it will all be ours….. Every acre of it. Samurai: It kicks ass, boss Clocked being: This is it. The beginning of the end and the end of the beginning… Samurai: ::Pressing his face up against the window:: Hey humans! We’re gonna kick your ass and take over your whole freakin’ planet! How do you like them apples?! ::Laughs as he starts mooning the public:: Will: ::Unimpressed look on his face:: Well, now that’s just wrong on so many levels ::Starts firing missiles at the ship. One of them hits the samurai is the ass:: Samurai: AHHHHH! Not the good cheek! O-sama: Quit jumping around, you idiot! Retaliate! ::A few seconds go by. Nothing happens:: O-sama: Why aren’t the turrets firing?! Voice (over intercom): Sir! Currently all turrets are offline! We are looking into the cause now! : -sama’s eyes twitch:: ::The Rebelanator stands right under the spaceship. Will gets out and looks up:: O-sama: ::Staring down at him:: Amazing…. ::The samurai steps forward, looking down at Will:: Samurai: Hahahaha! You fool! You don’t know whom your messing with, do you? Will: ::Shouts up towards the samurai:: Oh, really? Who am I messing with, huh? A badass demon lord and a couple of poorly done Muppets? ::Sneaky smile:: Samurai: Heh. Funny guy! You’re messing with greatest warrior in all of the D-Angel clan! ::Unsheathes his sword, standing behind a background painting of himself, killing various enemies:: I am Raizu Tochia! In over 3000 battles, no one has ever cut me. And no one ever WI—AHHHHH!! ::More missiles are fired, Raizu runs and hides for cover:: Will: ::Hand behind his head, smiling:: Oh, I am sorry. But the truth is, your speech was going on way too long Raizu: ::Shaking in fear:: S-S-Sorry about that sir. I ramble on too much ::Laughs nervously:: Orb: What a loser! He’s lost all 3000 battles! But you could probable tell that just by hearing him complain about his broken ass! Raizu: Shut up, Yaizu! O-sama: Both of you, shut up! ::Turns his attention back to Will:: You, my friend, will die! ::Fires a ki blast at the tank:: ::Will pulls back to dodge it. He then detaches the from the wheels with the push of a button. The Rebelanator looks like a giant rocket powered boot. He continues to dodge each ki blast and retaliate with a stronger blast. Ms. Castle fires off some missiles as well. People cheer for Will:: Will: Yahoo! :Crashes the tank into the part of the ship where O-sama and his men are. He then gets out of the tank and stands on top of the ship. He takes out a cell phone and dials a few numbers:: Sachiko, got that gun powered up? Sachiko: Hai, Will-san. I am already here Will: Great. You know, these aliens weren't even that tou— :an explosion behind him interrupts the conversation:: ::Black ki energy blows off the hatch and out come Raizu and the cloaked being:: Cloaked being: You stupid boy! You really don’t know whom your messing with, do you?! Will: More poorly done Muppets? Cloaked being: You insolent cur! I’ll send you to hell myself! Hya! ::Fires off a black ki blast, which Will dodges it:: Will: Whoa! Cloaked being: I am Ozu Tochia, master of the black arts and, unfortunately, the half-brother of that idiot, Raizu Will: Really, that’s interesting. So, did you come up here to fight, or just to make your introduction? Ozu: Of course I came to fight you fool! Will: Alright then… ::Gets out his cell phone and quickly hits re-dial:: Sachiko, fire it now! ::A huge laser blast comes from the Empire State building and is heading straight for the spaceship. Unfortunately, the ship dodges the blast easily:: Will: Amazing… I didn’t think a ship this big could be so maneuverable… Shit! Raizu: ::Laughs evilly:: Give it up, boy! We may look cute but we know how to kick some ass! ::Will grits his teeth in anger. Suddenly, he feels something poking him in the back:: : You’ve lost, Earthling. I suggest you give up now, unless you want lie in a pool of your own blood… ::Will kneels down and puts his hands behind his head:: : ::Snickers evilly:: Excellent ::Will looks scared, some sweat dripping from his face. A quick shot of a bloody sword, a bloody claw, and a bloody uzi is shown, Will’s eyes widen as he gasps in horror:: : ::Pushes the tip of the uzi harder into Will’s back:: By the way, my name is Tokimatsu Egashu Will: Why bother mentioning that? Tokimatsu: Just thought you would like to know the name of your executioner ::Snickers:: ((Tokimatsu is the evil Marvin the Martian in the trench coat for those of you who wondering)) Will: All right then Tokimatsu. Answer me these two questions, will you? Tokimatsu: Why not? It may very well be your last day on Earth anyway Will: Just tell me exactly why you want to take over this planet Tokimatsu: Earth is last in the line of planets that we have already conquered. It is all for the cause of the glorious D-Angel, leader of our clan! With each planet conquered, he becomes even more powerful and soon, he will rule you all… Will: So that’s it, huh? The other question I want to ask is this; what exactly is D-Angel? Tokimatsu: What are you, stupid? I just told you! Will: That’s not what I am asking? I want to know WHAT D-Angel is. Ever since this spaceship has appeared, I have been having these visions… ::Tokimatsu’s face slowly turns to surprise:: Will: Visions of a dark, brooding figure in a cloak, standing over a pile of dead bodies and ruined architecture… I am acting in a way I have never acted before… ::Tokimatsu sports a look of interest on his face:: Will: A voice inside my head tells me that I am the only one who can kill him…. Like it’s my destiny Tokimatsu: (shocked) What?! ::Raizu and Ozu also look shocked:: Will: So tell me… ::Turns around, facing Tokimatsu with a piercing look in his eye:: ….What is D-Angel? Tokimatsu: (thinks) How can this be?…. Maybe he…. He is… O-sama: Tokimatsu! ::Speaking through telepathy, his unshielded eye glowing red:: Kill him now….. He is a fool, just like all the others… Another fool hoping to become a hero… End his life now… Tokimatsu: ::Smirks evilly, slowly raising the uzi up to him:: I am sorry…. But that’s the last question you’ll ever ASK! ::Before he could pull the trigger, Tokimatsu gets hit with a flying kick by Roger, who is wearing a confident smirk on his face. Raizu looks scared and Ozu just stares with some interest:: Will: Roger, you came! Roger: Yeah, I would have been here sooner but you know how Sachiko is ::Laughs:: (Flashback) Sachiko: ::Angry with little veins in her forehead:: Baka yarou! How could you! And right in front of me?! That’s unforgivable! ::Raises her left fist, which has a barbwire boxing glove donned on it:: Roger: ::In SD, big bugged out eyes:: No! Wait! I-I-I-I didn’t mean anything b-by it, my dear Sachiko-chan! You know you’re the only girl for me! I was trying to, uh… uh… Sachiko: BASTARD! PERVERT! KUSOTARE! BAKA YAROU! ::Starts beating the crap out of Roger:: ::Daraan and his assistant are listening in from a safe distance:: Daraan: These are the heroes of humanity? Assistant: God help us all (end flashback) Will: ::Sweatdrops:: You know, you could’ve lied to me about that. Roger: Well, that was the lie. The truth would have been much more horrible Will: ::Turns to normal:: Now then… ::Grabs Tokimatsu’s uzi and points it at his head. Roger grabs hold of Tokimatsu:: Answer my question. What is D-Angel? Tokimatsu: I am not telling you anything! Will: If you don’t want to get your brains blown out, then tell me! What is D-Angel?! ::Tokimatsu looks nervous and looks like he is about to tell Will. All of a sudden, two helicopters fly towards the spaceship and start firing laser blasts upon it:: Will: Argh! What the hell are they doing? Roger: Guess this is what they call “helping us out.” ::Raizu is running out, crying out “Save me, God!” Ozu just stands motionless and sprays Raizu with a fire extinguisher. Slowly, the little samurai begins to change. He becomes taller and starts gaining muscles. His spiky hair grows down into a spiky mane. His face stretches out, his eyes become narrow and change to a dark yellow color, and teeth become pointed and sharp:: -Raizu’s true form: a hulking samurai wolf-man!- Theme song: "Blood-Red Sandman" by Lordi* *Lordi is a Finnish heavy metal band. They where costumes, similar to Gawoar ::Raizu jumps into the air and cuts both helicopters in half with his sword. As Will in Roger look on in shock, Tokimatsu breaks free and knocks both of them out:: Tokimatsu: Didn’t anybody ever tell you not to turn your back on your enemy? ::Laughs evilly as Will goes into an unconscious state::
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Post by willknavison on Jul 8, 2006 19:45:08 GMT -5
Chap. 5- Enter Salon-chan: The scorned angel (Begin Flashback) ::The night before the battle. Will is busy, working on the Rebelanator. All around him are guns of all shapes and sizes, gleaming in the moonlight. A close up on Will’s face reveals a serious yet glazed look in his eyes. Suddenly, there is a knock at the door:: Will: ::Startled:: Who is it? : It’s Roger Will: Oh. Come on in ::Roger enters, carefully stepping around the guns:: Roger: Jeez, man, you think you got enough? I mean, the old hag pretty much did the hard part for you Will: Yeah. But she told me to be prepared all the same and gave me all these guns. ::Picks up a Desert Eagle:: Sniper rifles, glocks, magnums, derringers, revolvers… In other words, “Da woiks” ::Cocks the gun:: ::Roger sits himself on the couch and looks at Will, a really uneasy look appears on his face. He buries his face in his hands, sighing heavily:: Roger: Do you think we can win?... None of us have fought aliens before… Will: You forget, I shot a demon in the back Roger: But how did you know where to shoot? Will: That’s the thing. It just… It just… came to me… Like I could detect its weak spot… Listen I don’t why but I just have this feeling. It’s like what Ms. Castle said; during a war, a man uses every instinct God gave him in order to defeat his enemy. I guess they kicked in right around the time I saw that spaceship… That hellish spaceship… ::Will eyes begin to shimmer as visions of a dark cloaked figure and the spaceship, covered in blood, flash before him:: (end Flashback) ::Will slowly awakens, only to find himself in a jail cell, guarded by a giant Cyclops oni:: Will: Where am I? Oh, that’s right. The aliens… ::Rubs the part of his head where Tokimatsu hit him:: Son of a bitch! ::Looks around:: Sure is dark in here, even for such a small cell. Huh? What’s that? ::Hears breathing coming from the other side of the cell. Gets a nervous look on his face:: C-Could that be an alien predator put in that cell to eat me alive?! ::Will begins to imagine what the monster may be: Predator, the Queen Alien, Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama, an eviler Joan Rivers, evil Alf!:: Will: Oh, the horror of it all! I must know what it is! ::In SD, he slowly creeps over to the source of the breathing:: Hmm…. Getting closer, it almost sounds like a female…. Maybe even a pretty one ::Suddenly, his hand grabs onto something round and soft:: Hey…. This feels nice. Quite nice… ::Squeezes it more, and then looks down to see that it’s a woman’s breast:: Wah! ::Nosebleeds:: ::An attractive woman, whose breast Will has grabbed, looks at him with a cold icy stare. She has long orange hair and is wearing a black two-piece bikini and restraints across her wrists. Will looks scared:: Will: Hehe. Seeing as how you are staring at me with such hatred in your eyes, I have reason to believe that these breasts belong to you ::The woman clenches her teeth, takes a deep breathe and screams out “You pervert!”. She then smacks Will as hard as she can, causing him to scream:: Woman: How dare you touch me! Will: ::Big red mark on his right cheek:: Hey lady, it wasn’t my fault! My hand just landed there is all! Guard: Hey! ::Bangs his plasma rifle against the iron bars:: Both of you shut up! Will: ::Looks back over to the woman, who is slightly tearing at the eyes. A sad, worried look appears on Will’s face:: Hey, I am sorry for what I did just know… It wasn’t right, especially at a time like this… Woman: N-No… It’s all right… I should be use to it by now, especially after so long… ::Buries her head into her knees, crying softly:: Will: “After so long”? ::Moves in a bit closer:: How long ago did you get captured? I didn’t see you anywhere near the ship Woman: I was captured over 2000 years ago…. Will: What? Woman: You may or may not believe it, but I am from another world… Will: Another world? ::Thinks back to what Tokimatsu said about Earth being “last in the line of already conquered planets”:: I see…. Woman: The D-Angel clan has conquered thousands of worlds, each in different galaxies ::Will looks to her very interested:: Woman: The only reason they came to my world, Nokuzima, was because they needed a love slave….. ::Eyes shimmering with tears:: ….They chose me…. And killed so many in the process… ::Will sees images of a beautiful planet, littered with corpses. He then sees a the freighted woman curled up in a corner, O-sama’s hand reaching for her:: O-sama: You are coming with us… You will prove very useful to us… ::Evil chuckle:: Raizu (transformed): ::Laughs evilly:: Be lucky that we didn’t slaughter the ENTIRE planet! Would have been fun though ::Laughs evilly again:: ::Will looks angry, fist clenched:: Will: Heartless bastards… How did you survive for 2000 years? For that matter, how did the aliens survive? Woman: Age is determined by 100 years in my world. You could say I am 20. As for the clan, they had supplies to get through those 1000 years Will: I see…. Guard: ::Bangs against the bars again:: I said shut up, you worthless shit stain! I am trying to watch TV! ::The guard turns back to what he was doing. Will and the woman are shocked by what they see on the TV. Sinister looking henchman/creatures in tiger-skinned uniforms are completely destroying New York! Ms. Castle is seen throwing grenades and firing rounds from her AK-47. Her face shows a mix of fear and excitement. Horrified, panicked screams is the only other thing that can be heard:: Woman: Dear Gods, they have already started! Will: (thinks) Damn! And it’s only been a half-hour! ::Takes out an electronic Pikachu ((Remember, this is a time when everyone and their dog loved Pokemon so please bare with me. This will be the ONLY Pokemon reference)) and throws it onto the guards’ leg. Its cheeks start flashing red:: Guard: That’s it, kid! You wanna screw with me?! ::Opens the door:: ::Will smirks as he hears “Piiiiiiikaaaaaachuuu!” and the guard is electrocuted to death:: Will: Yes! ::Takes the master key and the rifle. Uses the key to unlock the woman’s bracelets:: Woman: Thank you for freeing me but what are you going to do now? Will: I am going to topple the D-Angel clan…. Destroy them once and for all… Woman: ::Frowns, a sad look on his face:: Many people have said the same thing….. All have failed… I am afraid to say this but you might be better off just surrendering… Will: ::His back to her:: I am not going to do that…. I have had these strange feelings and visions ever since I saw this ship…. I feel that it’s my destiny… Besides… ::Turns to her, a smile on his face:: Could a foolish man have wounded dark lord, O-sama? Woman: ::She looks to him with a surprised, happy look on her face:: (thinks) H-He could be the one…. The one mentioned in that prophecy ::She then hugs him tightly, which surprises Will:: (out loud) Thanks the Gods… By the way, my name is Salon-chan Will: ::Surprised, smiles:: I am Will. Will Knavison. No time for that now. Lets find Roger and get the hell out of here 30 minutes later ::Will and Salon-chan find Roger, still unconscious in his cell:: Will:: I got an idea. Yo! Roger! Carmen Electra is here and she is totally naked! ::Roger quickly wakes up, eyes bugged out, and looking around frantically. Salon-chan looks surprised in SD:: Roger: Carmen?! Where?! Where?! Will: :;Laughs:: Sorry to do that Roger but we got to get outta here. The clan henchmen are already attacking New York. ::Roger is too busy staring at Salon-chan, who simply blinks. He then plants his face in-between her breasts:: Roger: It's heaven… Salon-chan: ::Annoyed/shocked SD look on her face:: Ahhhhhh! Pervert! ::Punches him in the gut, sending him flying back into the cell:: Do we really need a pervert like that? Will: Afraid so. Otherwise, there is no story to continue ::Salon-chan face faults:: ::After that bit of idle comedy gold, they take the left hallway only to be met with oni soldiers:: Will: ::Pulls out the rifle:: Die! ::Pulls the trigger but only a few clicks are heard:: Out of ammo? Ah, damnmit! ::Throws the gun at one of the oni men. It gets sliced in half:: ::The oni people move in closer to kill::
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Post by willknavison on Jul 8, 2006 19:56:04 GMT -5
Chapter 6: Escape from the ship! But first... Mouskou! Boar-faced oni: Alright Earthlings, you’re done for! Pointy-toothed oni: Hehehehehe. Been a long time since I killed anybody Will: ::Teeth clenched:: (thinks) Damn. The oni men are holding rifles at us and I can’t use my spare bomb Skull-faced oni: In three seconds, the blood bath begins! One… ::Preparing his claws:: Two… Salon-chan: Three! ::A bright flame appears in her hands as she shouts out the number. She then stretches out her arms, palms toward the enemies. The flame shoots out like a geyser of water, incinerating the oni men:: ::Both Will and Roger stare in amazement:: Will: That was amazing! Salon-chan: Yes. It’s my special technique. Unfortunately, I can’t use it again until well over an hour Roger: ::Puts an arm over her with a sneaky grin on his face:: You know, it’s funny. You have a special technique, I have a secret weapon… Salon-chan: Really? Is it HERE?! ::Kicks him in the… uh… THAT area :: ::Roger’s face turns blue as he slowly lurches down, holding his “secret weapon”:: Salon-chan: Hmph! Looks like your secret weapon has failed you! Will: ::Picking up one of the rifles left over by one of the dead oni’s:: Salon-chan, do you know where an escape pod is located? Salon-chan: I think there is one that away. ::Points to the right hallway:: Wait a minute. Are you sure that gun has ammo? Will: Hmm… Lets check. ::Fires a few bullets into the chest of a few incoming oni’s. After they fall, a few clicks are heard from the gun:: Well, it DID have ammo. Better find another one ::As they walk through the hallway, they pass by the ship’s recreation center. Raizu (in his normal) form is looking up nudie websites on a computer, with a devilish grin on his face. Ozu is playing tennis with one of the oni men (and winning). Yaizu is watching Ninja Scroll on a big screen TV. Tokimatsu is doing target practice with his uzi. “Lets Dance” by David Bowie plays over the loud speaker as the oni’s dance to the song:: Will: Guess homicidal killing machines need to unwind too ::Roger, with a sneaky smirk on his face, carefully sneaks into the room, hugging the wall. He places his fingers on the skip button of the jukebox:: Will: (faint whisper) What are doing, you idiot! Roger: Just having a little fun ::Presses the button:: ::The music switches to the M.I.B. theme. The oni’s start doing the Will Smith dance without hesitation. Will, Roger, and Salon-chan try to hold back their laughter:: ::Roger presses the button again. The song changes to “Vogue” by Madonna. The oni’s commence vouguing:: Roger: (thinks) Ah, good ol’ dumb henchman. Always good for a laugh ::Presses the button again. “Mouskou” by Dschingis Kahn plays. The oni’s do the famous dance:: ::Meanwhile, in the main control room, O-sama is sitting at a small, round table. Across from him is, literally, a fat, ugly rat, with a look inspired from the video game, Battletoads. He has a purple, wavy mo-hawk, an eye-patch on his left eye, a buster cannon on his right arm, and is wearing a torn-up, black tank top:: O-sama: 5 million zunka… Quite a price just for killing a few troublesome Earthlings, Ratfrag. Ratfrag: Considering what you told me, these guys will seem more like a challenge than what I am use to. Hell, my price is usually lower for a species as worthless as Earthlings. Best way to kill 'em is to shoot 'em in the head. Pops like a grape! ::Laughs:: O-sama: Do you really expect me to pay that kind of money? Ratfrag: Truth be told, no. But given the fact that this rebel group is unlike anything this clan has faced before, I think you need me. They managed to damage your precious ship and the leader of this group, Will Knavison, managed to injure you, the “immortal” dark lord : -sama seethes with anger as he touches his wound:: ::Back at the recreation center, the three continue to watch the oni’s do the Mouskou dance with much amusement. Just then, Roger notices a gun-toting oni enter the bathroom. He slowly creeps over before being stopped by Will:: Will: (whispering) Alright, you’ve had your fun. Now let’s get going Roger: What do you mean? You need a gun, don’t you? So, I am gonna sneak into the bathroom and steal it Will: Are you crazy? I’ve seen you play Metal Gear Solid and you suck at stealth Roger: Yeah and your just bad as I am at the game. Hell, you’re the Mr. Magoo of Metal Gear Solid Will: They say the same thing about you!* ((This fact is based on truth -_-)) Roger: Look, I’ll be fine. In life, just like in Metal Gear Solid, you can win at anything… no matter how much you suck at stealth ::Roger enters the bathroom, sneaking behind the oni, who is taking a piss. Roger goes to grab his gun. Just as the oni is about to turn around, Roger presses his back to the wall and puts a small ceramic square tile on his forehead. “Really poor disguise” is written on the tile:: Roger: Go back to pissing! There is no one behind you! Oni: What the--?! ::An exclamation point appears over his head. The same sound effect from Metal Gear Solid is used:: ::The oni points his gun and is about to fire. Roger pushes himself off the wall and elbows him in the face, followed by a roundhouse kick to the stomach, finishing off with a karate chop to the neck:: Roger: ::Picks up the rifle and some spare ammo:: And I didn’t even get caught ::Smirks. As soon as he exits the bathroom, he is surrounded by other gun-toting oni’s. Turns SD, holding up his hands:: Oh shit… ::Back at the control room, Ratfrag and O-sama continue talking:: Ratfrag: In fact, I won’t be surprised when this clan falls to this rebel group O-sama: ::Slams his fist down on the table:: Blasphemy! My men are strong enough to kill them! Ratfrag: Is that a fact? ::Looks to a monitor, which shows the charged, up oni men:: O-sama: ::Sees the monitor, he begins to seethe with raw anger:: What?! ::He looks to another monitor, which shows empty cells:: Damnmit! They took the girl with them! ::Another monitor shows Roger fighting off the oni men:: Ratfrag: I believe I have an idea where they are… ::Back at the recreation center… :: Roger: Will! Catch! ::Throws the rifle and ammo to him:: Will: Thanks! ::Catches it. The group of oni’s turn to him:: Oh, goddamnmit! ::Fires off a few rounds as they escape with Roger:: Salon-chan: The escape pods are just ahead! ::They make a run for it. Suddenly Roger is shot and hits the floor. Will rushes over, looking worried:: Will: Roger?... Roger?... Roger, get up for God's sake, get up! They killed Roger! They killed Roger! You stinkin' yellow oni's! You atrocity filled vermin! You dispicable animal war-mongers! Take that! And that! ::Fires a few rounds from his rifle:: They killed Roger! They killed Roger!* Roger: ::Gets up, dusting himself off:: Will, Will, Will. I am okay. Its just a scartch. I'm fine Will: Oh... Okay, lets go then *Lines taken directly from Ralph Bakshi's Wizards ::Back in the control room, a monitor shows them all huddled together:: O-sama: They are right beneath us! Ratfrag: ::Smirks:: Hehe. Allow me ::Points his cannon at the floor and fires. The blast goes right through the ship, creating a big hole between them and the escape pod:: There. Now they’re easy kill. Roger: Damnmit! What now? Will: Luckily, I always have a plan B. Come, Rebelanator! ::Snaps his fingers. The tank burst through the place it was stuck in, runs over Ratfrag, and falls through the hole, landing right in front of our group of heroes. They get into the tank. However, it’s very cramped because it could only fit one person:: Will: ::Gets punched in the face:: Ow! What was that for?! Salon-chan: Sorry, Will. I was trying to hit Roger. ::Roger just smirks:: ::The tank rolls into the hole and descends to the ground:: ::Ratfrag gets up, tread marks on his back:: O-sama: Ratfrag… I will pay you the money you requested… After you kill them! Ratfrag: Thank you sir… ::As O-sama storms off, Ratfrag flashes a yellow fanged smile. Looks at a video still of Will:: Better give me a good challenge, boy…
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Post by willknavison on Jul 8, 2006 20:08:01 GMT -5
Chapter 7- From the perspective of another
::The Rebelanator makes a graceful landing (i.e. it crashes) back to the ground. Immediately, Roger hops out of the tank and performs some impressive martial arts moves on the oni men. Salon-chan looks on in amazement::
Salon-chan: Aiya! Your friend may be perverted but his fighting skills are amazing
Will: Yeah. He and I have been good friends ever since elementary school ::Takes out a gun that looks similar to the old Nintendo zapper from the 80’s. Fires at a few rounds at the oni men::
::Sachiko runs up to them, firing a few rounds from her giant gun::
Sachiko: Will-san, where the hell have you been?
Will: Well, to make a long story short, the clan captured Roger and me, we escaped and gained a new ally. Her name is Salon-chan.
Sachiko: We’ll get to introductions later. Right now, we have more important matters on hand ::Pulls out a Walther P-38 from between her breasts and kills three in-coming oni men::
::Meanwhile, Ms. Castle snipes oni’s from her room::
Ms. Castle: This is my rifle! There are many like it but this one is mine… Especially when I have 18 different bullets that will fuck you over six-ways to Sunday!
Now, lets take a look at the D-Angel situation from the perspective of another…
::Scene changes to that of a dark, dirty alleyway. Zoom in to reveal a beautiful, blonde haired woman in a police uniform with tabby cat ears on her head. She walks slowly and silently, a gun in her hands. She puts her back to the wall, looking around the corner, seeing some shady looking thugs. She cocks her gun::
This lovely lady is Rasha Jasper Age: 25 (in human years) Rank: Lieutenant Martial Status: Single but has a slight crush on police chief, Ty Grant Weight: N/A Height: N/A Likes: Chocolate parfaits, sunny beaches, pictures of handsome guys, custom made guns, the occasional anime, Playstation games Dislikes: Lecherous old men, dogs, dirty magazines, any type of criminals, anyone who harms Ty, bad anime, people who won’t shut up
Rasha is a fierce fighter and expert marksmen who wants nothing more than to protect the people of New York. After a nameless gang of thugs killed her parents, she worked hard towards her dream of protecting others from the same fate. She eventually became a high-ranking lieutenant in the NYPD. Outside of her job, she is fun-loving and spunky. She hates to see anyone in pain and does everything she can to help. She has one other living relative; her aunt, Charlotte Jerimiah, who is a long-time Broadway actress
::Rasha jumps out from the corner of the alleyway and fires off a few shots, hitting each thug::
::Flash forward to the present. In the NYPD office, Rasha is nursing a cup of coffee, looking a bit sad, watching a TV report on the recent D-Angel appearance::
Rasha (Voiceover flashback): Please, sir! I want to go!
::A flashback is shown of Ty and Rasha talking. Ty is just about to leave::
Ty: Are you crazy? You can’t come with us. Not in your condition
Rasha: ::Holding her bandaged up right ankle:: Oh, this? It’s nothing, really. Ow-ow-ow-ow! ::Holds her ankle as she winces in pain::
Ty: ::Chuckles a bit and shakes his head:: So stubborn. ::Kneels down to her:: I promise that we’ll return, body unscathed. ::Smiles warmly to her:: Until then, rest that leg…
Rasha: ::Blushes a bit:: Yes s-sir
::Back to the present, a few tear fall into the coffee::
Rasha: Ty…
::Suddenly a loud explosion is heard. Rasha looks to the outside to see a burning building and oni-men gliding down from the sky::
Rasha: Shit! They’re attacking! ::Grabs her gun and rushes to the door, trying hard to ignore her broken ankle::
::As soon as she is a few feet away from it, a hideous creature bursts though the window. It looks like a multi-armed Licker from Resident Evil 2. It growls and shows off its hideously long tongue::
Rasha: ::Looks freighted at first but than eases into a confident smirk:: Well, now where have I seen you before? Obviously they had no sense of originality when they made you
::The Licker moves in closer, saliva dripping off its tongue. Rasha takes a few steps back. Though the smirk still shows, it is obvious that she is still freighted::
Rasha: Well, I see that bullets will do next to nothing for you. So…. ::Puts the gun into her holster and gets into her fight stance. Long Wolverine-like claws sprout out from her finger nails:: ….Lets go, bub
::The Licker launches its tongue at Rasha. She uses her pinky claw to slice it down the middle. The Licker screams in pain as his tongue retracts back into his mouth. Rasha rushes forward and slices off it head, a steady stream of blood shooting out::
Rasha: ::Grabs her ankle in pain:: Heh. Your just as easy and stupid as the one in the game ::Gets up, retracts her claws, and opens the door, only to find men and women lying dead over the triumphant oni. Tears well up in her eyes:: BASTAAAAAAAAARDS! ::In rage and sadness, she takes out her gun and starts to kill the oni’s one by one, firing until her ammo is completely used up. She breathes heavily and then notices that some of the other oni are heading towards the local hospital:: There going after Ty…. And the others too!
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Post by willknavison on Jul 8, 2006 20:12:40 GMT -5
Chapter 8: Enter Tokimatsu. Devil in red armor
::Rasha gets into a nearby police car and begins to speed off into the direction the oni’s are heading for. She uses her bad ankle on the gas, causing her to tear at the eyes::
::While driving, she spots a giant purple spider oni about to prey on a defenseless woman and a little girl. The woman has some blood across her forehead and is looking frightened. The little girl is crying as the oni moves in closer::
Rasha: No! ::Takes out her gun:: Die, you bastard! I will not let another person die in this city! ::Fires and hits the oni right in the head. It falls over and the woman and child escape into a nearby shelter:: This, I promise….
::When she arrives, to her relief, she sees that her fellow officers have dispatched the oni’s using some hi-tech weaponry. A tan-skinned man with a robotic left arm kills an oni and then runs over to Rasha::
Tan-skinned man: Lieutenant! Thank God you’re all right!
Rasha: Same to you, Johnny. Where did you get all the hi-tech weapons?
Johnny: Special order from the mayor. It’s the only smart thing he has done in his entire lifetime. Hya! ::Chops of the head off of an incoming oni::
Rasha: What about Ty?
Johnny: He is over there ::Points to the north::
::Ty is in a hospital gown, fighting oni’s using the IV. He chokes one with it and knees him in the back until its spine breaks::
Ty: ::Laughs and twirls around the IV like a Bo staff:: Ha! I have killed another unworthy enemy! ::Looks over to see Rasha. The both turn into SD versions of themselves as Ty raises his hand up in a friendly fashion:: Yo!
Rasha: Sir, what the hell do you think you’re doing?! You can’t fight with a broken rib cage!
Ty: And you can’t fight with a broken ankle!
::A few minutes of silence as a crow flies by. They both sigh. The sound of clapping hands is suddenly heard. The officers look over to the right to see who is clapping. It is Tokimatsu::
Tokimatsu: Wonderful work, gentlemen. You managed to do well against the oni-men. But now, lets see if you are up for a truly difficult challenge… ::Evil smirk appears on his face::
::Everyone prepares his or her weapons. An NYPD mecha lands in front of them and points a plasma rifle right at Tokimatsu. The pilot inside the mech is an insect-half::
Insect-half: Alright, alien! Prepare to be blown to hell!
::Tokimatsu starts laughing out loud::
Insect-half: Why the hell are you laughing?!
Tokimatsu: You are such a fool! Do you really think you can kill me with that? Do you know how many have fallen to the D-Angel clan? What makes you think that a plasma rifle can get rid of one of their top assassins?! ::Suddenly throws off his trench coat. He is now donned in red shogun armor and is now at the height of a normal human:: Will you be the next to join the damned? ::He quickly takes out his sword, jumps into the air, and slices the mecha in half. The police squad is shocked but, surprisingly, the insect half is still alive, crawling out of the top half of the mecha::
Tokimatsu: Though this sword is excellent on its own, ::Sheathes it back into the scabbard:: I prefer to kill people using my trusty little friend ::Takes out his Uzi, which is in a holster on his left side::
Insect-half: ::Visibly shaken:: B-B-B-B….. Bastard!
Tokimatsu: Now, die
::Tokimatsu fires off a few rounds from his Uzi. The insect-half quickly tries to shield himself using a discarded piece of mech. However, the bullets pass right through it and the insect-half falls to the ground, yellow blood coming out of a hole in his head. The police squad is too shocked to fire::
Tokimatsu: ::Slowly lifting his sword, pointing the blunt end of the scabbard to the left:: All….. Too…. Easy…. ::Shifts his eyes to the left, seeing a breaded cop, pointing a machine gun at the side of Tokimatsu’s face. He smirks and a tiny spike appears at the end of the scabbard as it shoots off from the sword::
::The scabbard hits the cop, the spike going right into his forehead. As he falls over and dies, his finger pulls the trigger, causing the machine gun to fire wildly. The police squad duck and cover as the bullets fly. Tokimatsu smirks as he moves quickly and begins killing each cop::
Tokimatsu: This is pathetic! ::Laughs insanely:: One minor distraction and you lose focus! ::Chops off a female cops head:: I was expecting more of a CHALLENGE! ::Cuts off the hands of one other cop who was about to shoot him:: Using guns against me? Are you all mad or just plain stupid?! No one can kill the D-Angel clan, nor can they kill me! Except your fate and die like the worthless dogs you truly are!! ::Laughs insanely again as he takes out his Uzi and kills even more people::
::The hi-tech weapons do next nothing against him. Bullets bounce off his armor; he skillfully dodges all beam weapon attacks, and slices Johnny in half. Surviving officers do the only thing they can do: Retreat into the nearest police car and drive like mad::
::Ty, Rasha, and non-descript human cop are in one of the escaping cars, getting away from the carnage. The other cars follow behind but they are soon attacked by gargoyle oni’s. Few survive::
::Rasha is visibly shaken and scared for her life. Ty turns his head to the explosions, his face brimming with shock and fear::
Ty: Dear God…
::The non-descript human cop sees a lone oni standing in the middle of the street. In pure rage and anger, he pulls out his gun and aims it at the oni::
Human cop: Die you rat bastard motherfucker!
Rasha: Don’t do it! Ty: You damn idiot!
::He fires a bullet. The oni catches the bullet in his mouth and spits it back! It shatters the windshield and hits the cop, leaving a huge, bloody hole in his head::
Rasha: ::Screams in horror:: My God!
Ty: ::Holds his hand to his mouth:: Inhuman monsters…..
::Suddenly, the lone oni jumps in front of the car and spin kicks it into a nearby 7-Eleven::
::Both Rasha and Ty are barely conscious as two oni’s and Raizu (transformed stage) appear over them::
Oni 1: Should we kill them, Raizu?
Raizu: No, not yet. Bring them to that casino Tokimatsu’s at. He wants most of them alive…
::Both Ty and Rasha lose consciousness::
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Post by willknavison on Jul 8, 2006 20:17:31 GMT -5
Chapter 9: Battle in the Techno Casino!
::Ty slowly awakens to find himself tied up in a normal sized room. He looks to the left to see Rasha, who is slowly coming into consciousness, hanging from the ceiling by her arms. He looks around and sees that there are other people tied up as well. Raizu (transformed), Ozu, Yaizu, and Tokimatsu are present::
Ty: What the hell is going on here?
Yaizu: ::Floats down in front of Ty’s face:: What’s it look like, genius? You’ve been captured and your just one of our many hostages!
Tokimatsu: ::Smirks:: That’s right. We may be getting Earth, but there are still some things that WE need
Ty: ::Sweatdrops, blank SD stare:: I think I see a fundamental flaw in this whole plan of yours ::Suddenly gets kicked by Raizu:: Ahh!
Raizu: If you don’t want your throat slit, I suggest you keep your mouth shut! I have gone a whole 5 minutes without killing someone and it’s really starting to piss me off!
Tokimatsu: Calm down, Raizu. Just go and make the announcement. I have to go and prepare the oni men ::Opens up a suitcase and takes out a syringe that contains a light green liquid::
::Scene: Outside near the Techno Casino, the world’s largest arcade and gambling facility. Will, Roger, Sachiko, Salon-chan, and Ms. Castle are continuing to fight the oni men. As soon as the last one hits the ground, Raizu pops his head outside of the top floor window of the casino. The “team” looks up and wonders what its all about::
Raizu: Attention, rebels against the D-Angel clan! We have captured hostages, which include that tiger police chief and that bitch of a lieutenant! Unless our demands are met, we will kill each of these shmucks one by one!
O-sama: ::Watches from the ship, a very annoyed look on his face:: What are you idiots planning now?…..
Roger: These guys are as ruthless as they come…. Wonder what kind of demands they’ll make
Raizu demand!- Every woman in this city must give themselves to me so I can have my own harem! ::Imagines himself surrounded by scantily clad woman, laughs insanely as his nose bleeds profusely::
::Nearly everyone facefaults::
Ozu demand!- The great Ozzy Osbourne must come here and play his almighty rock!
[Ozu -------- Ozzy] Get it? PUNS!
Yaizu demand!- I want every anime on this planet, either dub or sub, and some on this new format called DVD
Sachiko: ::Gets up, vein mark in her head:: B-Baka yarou!
Salon-chan: ::Gets up as well:: What idiots would make demands like that!?
::Will grabs Salon-chan and Roger grabs Sachiko, all of them are in SD mode::
Will: I want half of the anime that Yaizu is getting!
Roger: I want half of the woman Raizu is getting!
Salon-chan & Sachiko: ::Hits them with shovels:: You idiots! You’re the good guys of this story!
Will & Roger: We’re sorry!
Tokimatsu demand!- ::Tokimatsu snaps his fingers and two oni men fly down, grab Salon-chan and Sachiko, and then fly back to the top floor:: Fight us or the hostages and your female companions die on the spot!
Will: What!? Damn you!
Roger: You lay one finger on Sachiko and I’ll rip your fucking head off!
::Ms. Castle smokes a cigarette, looking really annoyed that she wasn't pretty enough to be captured. She gives the finger to Tokimatsu::
Tokimatsu: An amusing threat but I’ll take it with a grain of salt. Come! Lets see if you can defeat us
::Will and Roger look to each other and nod. They both walk towards the entrance. Ms. Castles finishes her cigarette and walks toward the entrance::
Raizu: ::Laughs insanely:: Those fools! They fell right into the trap! Now the blade can be stained with their blood!
Tokimatsu: Not just yet, dear Raizu. First, I want to try out the oni men on them. I have given each of them three times the amount of Steroid X. ::Flashes an evil grin and lights a cigarette:: As for the women hostages, you can do what you will to them. Just don’t kill them
Raizu: Yeah, like I would ever kill without first getting some pleasure outta them. ::Looks to Salon-chan, grinning perversely:: Well now….. Salon-chan…. It’s been a long time, hasn’t it? ::Flicks out his tongue at her and it wiggles like a snake. Salon-chan looks freighted and disgusted:: I can’t wait….. Hehehehehehehehe…
::Suddenly, Salon-chan bits on Raizu’s tongue in comical fashion. Raizu turns SD and screams in pain. His tongue has a huge lump with a band-aid on it::
Raizu: ::Hoping around in pain:: Oh, God! Oh, God, it hurts!
::Sachiko gets sneaky look on her face and stomps down hard on Raizu’s right foot, causing him to scream louder::
::Tokimatsu and the two others stare at him with a blank stare. The hostages on the other hand, can’t help but laugh out loud. Rasha gets a smirk on her face and, all of a sudden, sharp claws pop out from her shoes. When Raizu’s back is turned to her, she swings her feet upwards and scratches up his back::
Raizu: ::Falls over:: This can’t happen to me! A famed killer beaten by a bunch of women!
Yaizu: It could happened and it did. Ha!
Tokimatsu: ::Staring at a security monitor, a serious look on his face as tiny flakes of ash fall from his cigarette:: (thinks) Lets see what you guys are made of… Maybe…. You’re the one’s who can save us all….
:: Downstairs, Will and Roger kick open the entrance, only to find an army of oni men waiting for them::
Will: ::Smirks:: You wanna piece of me!? You wanna piece of me!? ::Takes out a Super Scope 6-like gun:: Say hello to my little friend! ::Starts firing a barrage of marble sized chi shots, hitting each oni men and knocking them down::
Will: Too easy!
Roger: Wait, look!
::The oni men get up, sneering evilly. They are still alive!::
::One oni rushes over to Roger and punches him in the face, while another rushes over and kicks Will in the stomach::
Roger: ::Wipes the blood from his mouth, smirks:: Finally…. You guys finally stopped being such PUSHOVERS! ::Goes for a flying roundhouse kick but gets caught is thrown on to a virtual hockey rink::
::Will tries to kill one of them with his Nintendo Zapper gun but a bulldog faced oni grabs the gun and crushes it with his hand::
Bulldog oni: Little fools shouldn’t play with dangerous toys! Now die! ::Knocks Will back into an arcade machine::
Will: ::Coughs up some blood as he gets up:: Shit!
::The bulldog oni walks over and lifts him up by the collar and punches him in the stomach a couple of times before throwing him onto a pool table, 3 feet away from the arcade game::
Tokimatsu: ::His face appears on a giant TV monitor, still smoking a cigarette with that evil smile on his face:: Pathetic! I knew you fools wouldn’t stand a chance against these creations!
Will: ::Blood coming down his mouth:: C-Creations?
Tokimatsu: Yes. The oni men are merely constructed in a lab and breed to fight. No matter how many times they are killed, they can always be picked up and brought back to life. As an added bonus, I have injected some Steroid X into them. ::Holds up the syringe:: They are the strongest things on two legs now. I thought it would be fun to pit you against them just to see if they were strong….. I guess the experiment was a success ::Chuckles evilly::
Will: B-Bastard….
Tokimatsu: (thinks) It’s a shame though… I now know that this realm is doomed… These rebels were just like the rest… The prophecy didn’t come true…
Will: Damn…. Huh? ::Lifts his hand up. A sharp piece of sheet metal is found:: Maybe…. ::Throws the metal at the oni’s horns, slicing them off. The oni screams in pain!:: Roger! The weak point is the horns!
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Post by willknavison on Jul 8, 2006 20:26:03 GMT -5
Warning: Graphic violence Chapter 10-1: Fight against a demon! Roger vs. Ozu! Tokimatsu: ::A shocked look has appeared on his face but in his mind, he speaks calmly:: (thinks) Good work, Mr. Knavison…. You managed to figure out how to defeat the “indestructible” oni men. You have learned that Steroid X goes to all parts of the body except the horns. Cut off the horns and the oni’s become weak. ::Will takes out the plasma rifle from the ship and starts blowing off the heads of the different oni men:: Tokimatsu: (thinks) An excellent marksman too. Hmm…. Let’s see more of your skills, Mr. Knavison. (Out loud) Oni men! Attack them! ::Suddenly, waves of oni men come bursting out of the double doors to the very far right of the entrance. Will looks nervous and then looks to Roger:: Will: The weak points are the horns! Knock those off and the oni will fall! Roger: I heard you the first time! ::Spin kicks two oni’s above the head, the force of the kick slicing off their horns, as well as knocking them out. As soon as he lands, he grabs two pool sticks, giving off a smirk:: Let’s play, boys! “Wild Drive” by Wild & Delicates (3rd opening of the original Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters anime) plays in the background :: Roger blocks a side by side attack with the pool sticks and kicks both oni’s away, Will blows off both their heads in a single shot. Roger leg sweeps an incoming dark purple bull oni, causing him to land on his head, break his horns, thus killing him. A bat-human like oni drops down from the sky and heads towards Roger but he defends himself by breaking both pool sticks over its head and shoving the end pieces into another ones eye sockets!:: ::Will quickly bats away the oni with the butt of the rifle, firing off another shot at a cobra/man oni. He looks to the right, sees an oni positioning his rifle on Roger. Will rushes up onto the bar right next to the oni and kicks a full Jack Daniels bottle at the oni head. Blood pours out as the oni screams in pain. Will rushes up and blasts his head off:: Roger: ::Looks to him, give him a thumbs up:: I owe you one! ::His thoughts are interrupted as another oni tries to strike him. Roger grabs his arm, flips him over and knees him in the neck:: (Thinks) So…. This is what they call instinct… No… It’s far greater than that :: Meanwhile, Tokimatsu looks on with interest while Raizu looks with disgust. Ozu and Yaizu seem to have left:: Raizu: This is pathetic. Why the hell do we keep sending them out if they’re just gonna get killed!? I think there might be a flaw in the design of these oni’s Tokimatsu: (under his breath) No…. Maybe they are just stronger than them Raizu: Argh! I can’t sit around and watch this bullshit! I’ll kill them myself! Tokimatsu: ::Turns to him, shocked look on face:: What!? No, wait! Raizu: Yeah?.... Tokimatsu: These fools have managed to kill the oni-men, even after they were injected with Steroid X! What makes you think you can beat them? Raizu: The difference in skill is obvious. No way a couple of pathetic Earthlings are gonna stand in the way of me. It’ll be a new coat of paint for my sword… ::Chuckles evilly as he walks down stairs:: ::After a few minutes of silence, Tokimatsu takes out a pocket knife and….. begins to set the hostages free! While the others are surprised by this turn of events, Ty seems a bit suspicious:: Ty: What the hell is this? You’re setting us free so that you can slaughter us all. Is that it? Huh? You’re gonna kill us just like you killed my men and nearly everyone else in this city. ::Tokimatsu is still silent, Ty lifts him up by the collar. Rasha also looks at him with anger in her eyes:: Answer me, you freak! Tokimatsu: Either get out now or try to save him. I don’t care what happens. I just don’t want anyone else to die Ty: ::Eyes widen:: What?... ::After a few seconds turns angry again:: You think I am gonna let you off after what you did to my men?! And all those innocent people?! Tokimatsu: ::Looks up at him, his eyes shimmer with tears:: My plan has been a success except for Raizu’s intrusion. I know they are strong enough. For those who want to save the hope for your future, stay and fight Raizu. The rest of you, leave and find shelter. No one else deserves to die... especially by the hands of a worthless puppet like myself… Ty: (thinks) Is this the same guy who murdered so many people? His eyes seem to tell a different story… ::Reaches for his gun:: (out loud) Where is that wolf? Rasha: Sir? Ty: We stay and fight… That is our duty and we are sworn by it. Besides, I am itching for a fight against a demon Salon-chan: That gun will be of no use. Raizu is very strong and he will kill you in no time Rasha: What do you suggest we do then? Salon-chan: Leave that to me ::Back downstairs, Will and Roger pant heavily, surrounded by dead oni-men. Suddenly, Raizu’s evil chuckle is heard:: Raizu: I am impressed. You did well against the oni’s. But now you face ME! ::Laughs maniacally as he dashes left and right at lighting speed, slicing slot machines, pool tables, roulette tables, and arcade machines in half . After a few minutes of this, he appears before them, smiling evilly:: ::Will and Roger prepare to fight but a voice interrupts them:: : Wait! ::Ozu teleports in mid air:: Ozu: Don’t you think this is a little unfair, Raizu? Two against one is absurd. Why not make it a bit more interesting ::Smiles evilly:: Have me fight one of them… Raizu: Heh. Why not? Alright, Ozu. You take the spiky haired prick. I want Mr. hero here ::Smacks Roger away into another room, 10 feet away from where they were standing:: Will: Roger! ::Looks up to Raizu, a look of fear in his eyes:: Raizu: ::Licks the blade of his sword:: No mercy… ::Roger awakes to find himself inside the Pleasure Zone room:: Narrator: The Pleasure Zone- a separate room for bachelor parties, drunken frat parties, and business “meetings”. The room is circular in design, with walls littered with every alcoholic beverage known to man as well as a small stage with a stripper pole in the middle ::Roger looks around, cracking his knuckles:: ::Ozu appears at the bar, guzzling down a bottle of Cognac:: Ozu: I must say that your planet has produced some very tasty booze over the years. Better than the dreck we salvaged from the other planets ::Throws the empty bottle at Roger, who kicks it away. He claps:: Impressive reflexes. But they will do nothing against the likes of me Roger: That’s what they all say… ::Gets into a fighting stance:: Come on! Ozu: With pleasure… ::Screams as he powers up, black flames surrounding him. The flames grow higher and glow brighter as they engulf him. In a few minutes, the flames dissipate, revealing Ozu’s second form; a beautiful leggy woman wearing a long leather trench coat, her breasts partially exposed. “A morte espera as ovelhas patéticas” (Death awaits the pathetic sheep in Portuguese) is embroidered on both sleeves. Her skin is a pale white/blue and her hair is pure white. Her eyes a deep purple and she has a blood red upside pentagram on her forehead:: Roger: What the…? ::An SD Roger appears in a comic bubble over his head, beating off to what he sees:: Ozu: ::Chuckles:: As you can see, my half-brother isn’t the only one who has a second form ::A knife emerges from her hand. She licks the blood off it:: Let’s dance! BGM- “Devil is a Loser (and he’s my bitch)” by Lordi ::Rushes at Roger, swiping at him with the knife. He dodges each knife swipe and counters with an elbow to face. She touches her face as blood drips down her lip:: Roger: What the hell was that? For a demon, a very hot demon I might add, I thought you would be a lot tougher. Just pulling a knife out on me is not too impressive ::Ozu throws the knife at him, just grazing his arm. He just brushes it off:: And that was just stupid. Now you have nothing Ozu: ::Evil smile:: Don’t be so quick to assume that I don’t have other tricks up my sleeve, little fool ::She closes her eyes and begins to chant a spell:: ::Soon, blood starts shooting out of Roger cut. He quickly puts his hand over it in order to stop the bleeding but to no avail. He ties his bandana around it but even that doesn’t stop it. Blood is already dripping from his finger tips:: Roger: Shit! What the hell is going on?! Ozu: A special technique known as Crimson River. Create a wound on the body, no matter how minor, and chant a spell. All the blood in the body will rush out on that one wound. A delicious sight to behold… ::Forms a whip made of purple flames:: …But the fun is just beginning… ::Swings the whip in a circular motion, breaking all the bottles in the room and setting them a flame:: ::Ozu rushes at Roger, giving him and left and rights jabs to the face, followed by a flame whip to the chest. She grinds her heels into his bleeding wound, smiling as he screams in pain. After a few minutes, she lifts him up by his throat and goes to spin kick him. At the last minute before the hit connects, he blocks, grabs her leg and throws her to the bar:: Roger: ::Gets into a fighting stance, his arm now completely drenched in blood:: You must be pretty weak to resort to such tricks like these ::Ozu smirks and quickly wipes the blood from her lips. Right behind Roger, disgusting little demons emerge from the flames. They look like scaly moles with sharp teeth and pulsating purple eyes. They latch onto his arm, sucking the blood dripping from the wound. He knocks them off and crushes them under his feet:: Ozu: The Zochakltu, spoken of in the folklore of planet Xentu; lovely little demons that will not stop until they drink every last drop of blood. Such tricks only guarantee my victory… ::Gives him a raising kick to the face:: …and your death! ::More Zochakltu gang up on Roger, tearing open the wound. He tries fighting her with his good arm but it’s no good. He passes out:: Roger: (thinks) Damnmit, Will… What the hell have you gotten me into?... I just pray your doing better than I am…
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Post by willknavison on Jul 8, 2006 20:29:40 GMT -5
Chapter 10-2: Man vs. beast! Will vs. Raizu
::Back in the casino floor, Raizu continues to stand over Will, grinning menacingly::
Raizu: You have no idea how much I am gonna enjoy cutting you up…
Will: ::As he continues to stare up at him, the atmosphere around him turns completely black. Will begins to speak but his lips do not move:: This feeling again…. I should be scared but somehow, I can’t help but feel…. confident… I can sense his aura… Raizu is a blood thirsty murderer. He knows no such thing as honor or restraint… He will murder men, women, even children… ::As he says this, a painting of slaughtered corpses appears behind him:: He will not stop until every drop of my blood is spilled… And yet… I feel no fear…
::Watches in slow-motion as Raizu raises his sword. Will steps to the left and Raizu strikes down and misses him::
Raizu: What the--?!
Will: You would attack a man who has no weapon? You have no honor…
Raizu: ::Laughs evilly:: Honor? What the hell is that? Some pathetic Earthling word for RASTRAINT?! ::Slashes downward but misses Will completely. He looks surprised and angry::
Will: You’re pathetic… A warrior with no form at all…
Raizu: You little prick… Raah! ::Swipes at him again but misses. Will runs towards a wall near the left, turning around just as Raizu swipes down. He stand an inch away from his sword::
Will: You’ll even stab a man in the back… A truly pathetic sight… It’s not a real fight unless your opponent has a weapon… ::Pulls back his sleeve, revealing a walkie-talkie watch:: COME! REBELANATOOOOOOOOR!
::The tank crashes through the wall, right next to him. It makes roaring sound, similar to that of Giant Robo. Will jumps into the tank and pulls out his stockpile of weapons. He begins firing at Raizu with two Desert Eagles. He just swats the bullets away with his sword::
Raizu: Is that all you got, you little shit?!
Will: Time to bring out one of my babies ::Reaches down and pulls out what looks to be shoulder pads with small gumball machines placed on each shoulder. He puts it on and fires away::
Raizu: ::Looks dumbfounded:: You’re kidding me, right? ::Takes one step and the gumballs hatch to reveal exploding caltrops. One of them explodes and he is sent flying into the air. Tears stream from his eyes as he turns SD and grabs his foot, screaming:: YOU SON OF A BITCH! ::The other caltrops are magnetized to the one stuck on his foot. They explode on impact, setting his foot on fire. He runs around in SD:: THIS ISN’T FUNNY!
Will: I beg to differ ::Holds up what looks like an upside-down coffee pot. It opens up and fire missiles at Raizu. The missiles contain scalding hot coffee::
Raizu: ::Screams:: You bastard! Playtime is over! ::Gets a serious look on hid face. He starts dashing around lightening speed again, deep claw marks appearing on the walls and floor::
Will: Shit! ::Gets hit, a nasty claw mark appears on his chest. Gritting his teeth, he jumps down into the tank, looking for another weapon::
::Claw marks begin appearing all over the tank. After a few minutes, Will emerges from the tank, holding what looks like a Nerf pump gun. He fires a ball into the air and watches as it explodes and produces hurricane force winds. Raizu is blow away before he could get another hit on Will. After a few minutes, the wind dies down and Raizu falls with a thud, blood oozing from his mouth::
Will: ::Jumps down from the tank. Goes over the bar and grabs a butcher knife:: Just to be sure…
::Will stands above Raizu’s body, ready to bring the knife down. Suddenly, Raizu stands up and slams Will into the tank, his claws sinking into his chest. Will screams out in pain. Raizu growls, blood still dripping from his mouth::
Raizu: You stupid bastard…. Did you actually think you could humiliate me and walk away unscathed?... ::Holds his sword, the point at Will’s forehead:: Another wasted challenge. Now die…
::Before the chapter ends, a splash of blood is seen::
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Post by willknavison on Jul 8, 2006 20:36:30 GMT -5
Chapter 10-3: Fight on! Fight on! The terror of bounty hunter, Ratfrag! ::Back in the Pleasure Zone, Roger has just smashed a large wine bottle over Ozu’s head and kicks a large chunk of glass into her eye as it descends in front of him. Ozu screams out in pain as blood drips from her eye. Roger rips off one Zochakltu:: Roger: I guess your little friends have had enough of the appetizer. I think its time for the MAIN COURSE! ::Throws them onto Ozu, winces as he watch them tear open her face:: Ozu: ::Screams as gallons of blood begin spilling onto the floor. The hellish creatures begin doing even more damage, tearing open other parts of the body and drinking in the blood:: This can’t be happening! Damn you! DAMN YOU!! ::Screams as black flames surround her, frying the Zochakltu to ash. She stares at Roger in anger as she reverts back to his male form:: Mark my words boy…. Those who humiliate Ozu of the D-Angel clan suffer a punishment much worse than being eating by the Zochakltu… DIE! ::Ozu teleports out, leaving behind a time bomb (actually, it’s a pulsating blob of organs that just so happens to be a time bomb):: Roger: Shit! ::Rushes to the door to get out:: ::The bomb goes off, letting loose a purple explosion that takes out half of the casino. Luckily, Roger escapes and lands right next to Raizu, kicking the sword out of his hand and punching him to the floor. Will pukes out some blood, wincing in pain:: Roger: ::Breathing heavy, holding his arm:: Hey, man, what happened to you? You look like shit Will: ::Smiles weakly:: Oh, and you don’t? Raizu: ::Getting up:: You son of a bitch! How the hell did you survive?! ::Before Raizu could deliver the another blow, Salon-chan calls over to him:: Salon-chan: Yoo-hoo! Raizu, honey! ::She, along with Sachiko and Rasha (who looks exceedingly embarrassed), are wearing whip-cream bikinis. Raizu gets a hilariously lecherous look on his face when he looks over. Will gets a nosebleed and Roger is all ecstatic:: Salon-chan: You wanna come and play with us? ::giggles:: ^_- ::The whip-cream bottoms begin to drip in soft white puddles between their feet:: Raizu: Oh, we will do more than play, baby. A lot more… ::As Raizu moves over to them, Will sees a fire extinguisher and gets an idea:: Raizu: Look out, hotties! Here comes Raizu! ::Jumps into the air and is immediately met with a cloud of white smoke. He changes back to his little samurai guy form and is met with a boot to the face, courtesy of Rasha. He goes flying out the entrance and hits a kaka lash cart full force, getting the stuff on him:: Ahhhhh….. Ewwww… Kaka lash cart guy: You land in kaka lash, you pay for kaka lash ::Back in the casino:: Will: ::Wiping away the blood from his nose, blushing furiously:: T-Thanks a lot for your help, guys Salon-chan: Thank you. It’s something I wish I never have to do again ::Puts a coat over herself, as do the other two women:: ::In the background, Roger is pleading with Sachiko and Rasha for a threesome. He gets kicked in the face by both of them:: ::Suddenly, Ratfrags voice is heard over the intercom system:: Ratfrag: Well, this is certainly a nice picture. The prey I am supposed to kill is gathered together. Let the slaughter commence! Sachiko: Nani? Roger: Who is it now? ::Ratfrag drops from the ceiling, cracking the ground as he lands:: Ratfrag: The name is Ratfrag. Bounty hunter and newest member of the D-Angel clan. You should at last know that much before you die! ::Starts firing from his arm cannon, which has a machine gun attachment to it. Will hides behind a pillar but it is obliterated in an instant. Roger and Sachiko hide behind a turned over air hockey table, both holding each close. Rasha aims from under a roulette table, aiming for his back. She stops when she sees Salon-chan. While running, Salon-chan forms a chi disc in her hands and throws it. It slices off the machine gun attachment on the cannon arm:: Ratfrag: Hmph! Well, no matter. I always like my prey to suffer while dieing anyway ::His tail begins to move as if it had a mind of its own. Its stretches out towards the roof and then the pointed tip heads towards Will. It destroys his plasma rifle and then wraps around his torso. Everyone looks shocked. The tail begins to squeeze him, Will winces in pain:: Ratfrag: Let’s start with the leader…. ::Smirks a yellow toothed smile:: Salon-chan: Let him go! ::Goes to grab the tail but suddenly, it is covered with huge spikes:: Ratfrag: Ha! You didn’t think a guy like me was that one dimensional, did you!? You forget that I am a bounty hunter. I have more than two ways to kill people so if you’re smart, you’ll won’t try anything and simply accept death Roger: Damn you! Rasha: ::Grits teeth:: Son of a bitch… ::Fires a few rounds from her gun but they bounce off his tail as if it were made of steel:: What?! ::Sachiko tries her gun but to no avail. Ratfrags tail continues to squeeze Will. The others can’t do anything except watch in horror. Suddenly….. :: Ratfrag: ::His tail is split (diagonally) in half by a stray bullet. He screams as his tail spews out yellow blood. He looks up to the rafters. He sees Gretchen Castle, holding her rifle:: Who the hell?!... Ms. Castle: Little something for you, Mr. bounty hunter. No matter how hard a substance is, it’s no much for this. ::Holds up a bullet with a glass tip:: B-30 armor piercing bullets with shards of orihalcon, the hardest substance in the world Ratfrag: ::Chuckles:: You Earthlings are always so amusing… You never realize how strong your enemy truly is ::Fires a blast from his buster cannon but Ms. Castle dodges it:: Ms. Castle: Guess the same can be said about you aliens ::Reveals a sawed-off shotgun and fires at him. Ratfrag, despite his grotesque physique, is actually quite agile as he flips, jumps, and dodges each blast of her shot gun, all the while, the yellow liquid spewing out of his tail like a fire hose. She smirk, biting into her cigar:: Finally, a worthy challenge Ratfrag: ::Lands a few feet from her:: Yes. I have to agree. Sorry to say, but I gotta end this ::Sprays her with the yellow liquid:: Ms. Castle: ::Looks disgusted as she gets sprayed, not even noticing her cigar has flown out of her mouth and has burst into flames:: You damn prick! ::About to fire her gun:: Ratfrag: Sure you wanna do that, granny? Take a look at what I just sprayed you with Ms. Castle: ::Slowly begins to realize, a shocked look on her face:: Gasoline! Ratfrag: ::Smirks evilly, holding up a lighter:: The most basic rule of war; always stay one step ahead of your enemy Ms. Castle: ::Looks visibly shaken, as if this the first time this has happened:: I… I have lost? Son of a bitch… ::The others look shaken as well:: Ratfrag: ::Sighs:: Once again, an easy job for some easy money. It’s a shame that the only challenge was a granny. Very disappointing indeed. At least, you’ll all die in a blaze of glory… ::Will stares at Ratfrag, his hand still holding the butcher knife, shaking. His eyes are a hollow red color. As he continues to stare, he sees a red line glowing horizontally along Ratfrags belly:: Will: ::Gets into a stance, holding the knife at eye level, pointing it at Ratfrag:: Just one quick slice… ::Suddenly, Will rushes towards him, almost god-like in speed. In a flash of light, he appears right behind Ratfrag, blood dripping from the knife. Ratfrag stands shocked:: Ratfrag: No way… ::The lighter splits in two and falls to the ground. Then, blood starts shooting out of his belly in true gory anime fashion in a horizontal line. He falls over in a pool of his own blood:: ::Everyone looks shocked, even Ms. Castle. Will stands up and looks at them:: Will: It’s not over yet… ::The others look puzzled:: ::Will looks up, sensing the spaceship right above the casino:: ::The spaceship is directly over the casino, a huge beam begins to gather energy, preparing to fire. O-sama watches from window up above:: O-sama: Gather all the pathetic lambs together and you have an easy kill... At least the hyper cannon has been repaired. You and your rebel group die together, Knavison! Rasha: Hey, what is it? Is something wrong? Will: It’s a beam weapon! They are planning to destroy the casino with us inside it! ::Everyone gasps:: Roger: We gotta get the hell outta here! Will: I'll do something better! I will destroy the weapon! Salon-chan: How? Will: With this. ::Takes out his plunger with the TV antennae’s glued to it:: ::Everyone facefaults:: Roger: Well, that does it. We're screwed Will:Hey, come on! This will work! Now, everybody run as soon as I tell you to. ::Places the plunger on the floor, grabs a rip cord located at the base of it and pulls it:: Okay, run! ::Everybody does so. The attenea's begin to emit eletricity. Then, a huge lighting beam shoots out from the plunger. Its breaks through the roof, destroys the beam weapon and covers the entire ship with electricity:: O-sama: Ahhhhhh!! Damn him! Oni man: Sir, we have a problem! The ship is going critical! We have to pull out immediately! : -sama growls angrily and punchs the screen. The ship flies off into the distant:: Later, at New York State Hospital… ::Will wakes up in bed, his wounds bandaged up. He blinks a few times in order to adjust to his surroundings. He looks to the left to see Roger, who has his arm bandaged up, and Sachiko who is right next to him. He gives Will the thumbs up and smiles. Will smiles back. Suddenly, Daraan, Ty, Rasha, and Salon-chan enter the room:: Daraan: Mr. Knavison, I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart. The people of New York thank you as well for not only saving this city but the entire planet as well. I have to say I never doubted you for a second Ty and Rasha: ::Turn SD:: Liar! Will: Thank you, Mayor. But like any war, this is far from over. We defiantly have to be prepared for next time Mayor: Don’t worry. We are taking extra precautions and with the help of Ms. Castle, the city will be prepared as well ::Ty and Rasha come up the Will and co:: Ty: Mr. Knavison, I also thank you for coming to rescue us. What you did was enough to not only gain respect from me but, hell, the entire NYPD. Also, I have a request Will: A request? Ty: Yes. I wish to join your group and fight against the D-Angel clan. I want to avenge the men that were lost this day… Rasha: I wish to do the same. I want to protect the people we have left on this planet… Will: ::Smiles:: I was just about to ask you two the same thing. Welcome aboard and prepare to fight on with us! Ty and Rasha: Thank you very much… :: As the sunsets, Salon-chan looks over to it, smiling sadly, with tears in her eyes:: Will: ::Looks over to her, concerned look on face:: Salon-chan?.... Salon-chan: Oh. ::Wipes her tears away:: I am sorry Will…. It’s just that… This is the first time in years that I have ever seen a sunset… It makes me happy…. Will: ::Smiles at her, sun setting and closing the first volume of an epic saga:: Will: (voice over) Wait a minute. Where IS Ms. Castle? ::Scene: Ms. Castle is sitting on a bent steel beam in the wreckage of what was the Techno Casino. She is smoking a pipe and running a finger along the play button of a boom box:: Ms. Castle: So the gears of war begin to turn again. Since we are fighting aliens, it should be more interesting… Still, I haven’t forgotten my promise, Franky. Whenever a new battle starts, I play this song for you… ::Hits play. “Road to Hell” by Leonard Cohen plays as she breathes out a puff of smoke:: …You show a lot of promise, Willy.. Well I’m standing by a river But the water doesn’t flow It boils with every poison you can think of And I’m underneath the streetlight But the light of joy I know Scared beyond belief way down in the shadows And the perverted fear of violence Chokes the smile on every face And common sense is ringing out the bell This ain’t no technological breakdown Oh no, this is the road to hell And all the roads jam up with credit And there’s nothing you can do It’s all just bits of paper flying away from you Oh look out world, take a good look What comes down here You must learn this lesson fast and learn it well This ain’t no upwardly mobile freeway Oh no, this is the road Said this is the road This is the road to hell
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Post by willknavison on Jul 8, 2006 20:42:21 GMT -5
Chapter 11: Things have changed... Will: (narrating) The human body is an amazing instrument. When faced with a certain danger, the body will react in such a way, that it turns us into a superhuman. A woman will lift a turned over car with her bare hands to save her child. A man will run at super-human speed to push a friend out of the way of falling debris. And a boy will suddenly becomes an anime-like hero when faced against an alien menace. Yes. The human body is an amazing instrument. ::Day after events in Vol. 1. Will awakes from his sleep, the sun shining brightly in his eyes. He looks straight ahead to see Salon-chan, in a white nigh tie, looking out the window. Her eyes shimmering with happiness:: Will: Salon-chan, what are you doing up so early? Salon-chan: I am sorry…. But…. This is the first time I have seen a sunrise…. ::She smiles to him. It was a warming, happy smile. Her hair slowly changes from orange to black (My own running gag. Her hair will change with each volume) Will: ::His eyes shimmer, blushing profusely:: Salon-chan….. Opening theme: “Land of Confusion” by Genesis Nick Hibiki Productions presents: Battle of ’99- Vol .2 Mecha, romance, and other interesting surprises Written and “directed” by Nick Patrella ::The next scene shows Will, Salon-chan, and Roger (who is reading an adult magazine) are walking down the busy New York sidewalk to school. The spaceship is seen in the background. The camera closes up on Will’s face as he narrates:: Will: Hi there. My name is Will Knavison. I am 16 years old and currently, I am the defender of Earth. Nice title, ah? It’s been three months since we started fighting against the demonic D-Angel clan and a lot has changed since then. With the help of Ms. Castle, the NY State government has set up a laser defense system to keep the aliens at bay. Kind of like Reagan’s failed Star Wars defense system only this time, it actually works. For her services, they paid her quite handsomely. What this means for me; I no longer have to pay rent but still stay for free. It’s also been three months since…. Salon-chan began leaving with me ::3 months earlier, a few days after the events in Vol. 1. Everyone is gathered outside the hospital:: Salon-chan: Well, now that this crisis is over, I should find a place to stay Will: That’s true. Newly freed slaves need food and shelter after all Salon-chan: Say Sachiko, how about I stay with you? Sachiko: Gomen nasai but I leave in a one-room apartment and there is absolutely no room for another person ::Salon-chan looks disappointed:: Roger: ::Points to himself, all excited:: Hey! Hey! You can stay with me! Salon-chan: ::Turns his back to him, blank SD stare:: No way Roger: Aw, C’mon! What do you mean “no way”? ::Gets hit in the head by Sachiko:: Salon-chan: How about you, Ty? Rasha? Rasha: Afraid I have the same problem as Sachiko. Sorry Ty: Well, the only problem with my place is that it’s a little messy Salon-chan: A little messy is no problem ::Scene changes to Ty’s apartment. Files piled upon files are scattered all around his room, covering up the floor and furniture. Ty sits at his desk, smoking a cigar, while an SD and surprised Salon-chan stands in the background:: Ty: You can sleep on that couch over there. Just move the files. Salon-chan: Couch? ::Looks around:: What couch? ::A tower of files falls onto her and crushes her:: ::Changes back to the original scene. Salon-chan is sweating, smiling nervously, and waving her hands around:: Salon-chan: No, no, no! O-On second thought, maybe I’ll just find another place Everyone: Hmm…. Rasha: I got it. Why not stay at Will’s place? Will and Salon-chan: Huh? What? Roger: ::Rubbing the bump on his head:: Oh yeah. It would make sense to room with the person who saved your life from the hands of a terrible demon clan Will: But are--? Sachiko: Not only that but, but from what Roger has told me, Will-san is a major otaku. Poor boy Will: Hey, wait a minute! Rasha: An otaku in America? That just as bad as an otaku in Japan Will: But you’re an otaku too! A video game otaku no less! ::Points to Rasha, who sweatdrops and tries to hide a PSX controller behind her back:: Ty: So….. ::Pushes Will and Salon-chan close together, they both blush:: Hook up, damn ya! Will: W-Well…. I guess it could work… ::Back to the present. As soon as they arrive at school, a voice interrupts Will’s train of thought. It is directed towards Roger:: : Well, well, well. A hero of Earth, looking at a porno magazine Roger: ::Turns his direction towards the voice, looking angry:: Dyson…. ::A 17 year old street punk stands in front of the school with two animal-half thugs. The boy is wearing a leather jacket and has a few piercing on his nose. His hair is dirty blonde and has a huge crescent moon spike sticking out in the middle of his hair. His two thugs are the strangest looking that one has ever seen. The one to his left is a skinny transvestite mosquito man and the other is a cyborg minotaur:: ::Close up on the street punk:: Name: Dyson Kouger (pronounced “Ko-ger”) Age: 17 The leader of the Dragon Claw gang, he is the eternal rival of Roger Dian. Seeking revenge after his defeat in the New York martial arts tournament, he will not rest until his rival is defeated Dyson: Been a while, Dian…. Roger: ::Rolling up magazine:: Yes it has. Ready to get your ass kicked by a hero of Earth? Dyson: ::An angry vein appears on his head. He presses it down with his finger, obviously trying to act cool:: Heh. How quaint. But it’ll be you who gets his ass kicked. ::Pointing to the two thugs:: These two are the newest and most powerful members of my gang. 99 wins each. Wonder who’ll get 100? Roger: Heh. ::Stretching out his legs:: You know, it’s funny. I needed some relief from fighting oni-men and here you come, returning from your hiding spot and bringing in two new weaklings. ::Gets into a fighting stance:: this should give me some entertainment before the bell Dyson: ::Eyebrow twitches:: Bastard…. Kill him, mosquito-man! ::The mosquito man rushes forwards, screaming as he tries to jab at him. Roger dodges the punch, grabs his needle nose and breaks it off:: Mosquito-man: ::Screaming and crying:: My nose! My nose! You son of a--! ::Gets a raising kick to the chin from Roger. Some teeth and blood fly out as he hits the floor, unconscious:: Roger: ::Smirks:: Nnnnnnnnnext! ::The cyborg Minotaur rushes towards Roger at full force. Roger looks unimpressed as he extends his right arm forward, palm open. His palm hits the abdomen of the cyborg and it, literally, falls to pieces:: ::In the background, Salon-chan looks surprised while Will looks bored. Both are in SD:: Roger: ::Yawns, walking past a shocked Dyson:: Thanks, man. You made these first few seconds of my morning worthwhile Dyson: ::Angry vein marks begin to appear all over his head, growls angrily:: You bastar--! ::Just as he turns around, his face hits the door, causing bystanders to laugh:: Dyson Kouger’s Revenge Plan: Mosquito-Man and Cyborg MinotaurExperiment…… Failed
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Post by willknavison on Jul 8, 2006 20:45:42 GMT -5
Chapter 12: Meeting Mr. Hawk
::Scene: Salon-chan is in class, obviously daydreaming. Male classmates can’t help but stare at this beautiful 20 years old in their class. She is dressed in a red tube top and tight fitting jeans::
Salon-chan (Narrating, thinking): William Vermillion Knavison… So straight forward in appearance yet so mysterious in his personal history. He has the power to detect the weak points of his enemy and even managed to help me escape from that hellish spaceship. How is it that he is so comfortable when the fate of the entire world, no, the entire universe is on his shoulders? ::Looks down at her notebook:: Maybe… He is the one mentioned in the prophecy… ::Quick shots of biblical like illustrations are shown:: “One day, a rebel group, lead by the destined child will rise up and destroy the demon clan”… ::She flips through her notebook., the doodles inside re-create the scenes from the last flashback in the previous chapter. The next flashback scene begins at the turn of a page::
-Flashback begins-
::Will opens the door to his apartment. Salon-chan following close behind::
Will: Come on in and make yourself at home
Salon-chan: Thank you very much. ::Looks around his apartment:: Very nice looking room you have here. ::Bumps into a giant stuffed Totoro. Looks around to see other anime related merchandise:: Hm? What’s all this?
Will: Oh, yeah I am a big fan of anime and I collect a lot of merchandise based off of it
Salon-chan: Ani-me?
Will: It’s something special that comes from a continent on this planet called Japan. I’ll show you some of it later. Right now, its dinnertime.
::A few minutes later, Will and Salon-chan are at the dinner table, munching on leftover spaghetti::
Salon-chan: Will, I have a question to ask you.
Will: Go ahead
Salon-chan: Not to be rude or anything but… Don’t you have any parents?
Will: ::Puts down his fork:: I don’t have one of those…
Salon-chan: Oh… ::Sad look on her face:: I am so sorry. I ask because it—
Will: --Must be hard being alone? Yeah, I hear that a lot. Strange thing is that it doesn’t really bother me all that much. Mostly because I have been raised. A great man with a hard of gold has raised me
Salon-chan: What’s his name?
Will: His name is Lawrence Hawk. He is one of the richest men in the world. He taught me everything I know today and even paid my way through different schools. He even taught me how to make weapons. ::SD face:: Of course, I took my own artistic approach
Salon-chan: (thinks, sweat dropping) I don’t know if I would call it “artistic” (out loud) He sounds nice. Do you think I could meet this Hawk person?
Will: Afraid not. He is preparing for the upcoming mech tournament. ::Holds up a special invitation:: We can’t see him for at three months
Salon-chan: My, what a busy man he must be
::Flashback ends. As Salon-chan opens her eyes, the teacher stands in front of her desk, looking annoyed at her::
Salon-chan: ::Looks up at the teacher, sweatdrops, and her eyes turning into dots:: (thinks) Uh-oh. Am I, what they call, “busted”?
Teacher: Look here, Ms. Chan, I know you have only been on planet Earth for a few short months, but in order to understand the history behind the development of said planet, you must pay attention and not dose off in my class! As for the rest of you, please concentrate on taking notes and not on Ms. Chan’s figure!
Class: Yes, sir ::The male classmates looking away, blushing in embarrassment::
::Salon-chan sighs, blushing in embarrassment::
::Once classes are over, Salon-chan walks outside to the front of the school, where she finds Will, Sachiko, and Roger in a car. Roger is at the wheel. A mini-Joe from Cyborg 009 is seen hanging from the rear view mirror::
Will: Salon-chan, hop on in. We are going to see Hawk
Salon-chan: He is finished with his mech? That’s wonderful!
Sachiko: Yeah. Just in time for the tournament too. Its starts in one week
Will: Oh, I forgot to mention this. Roger and I are also entering the tournament. You get to see our mechs too
Salon-chan: That’s also wonderful!
Roger: Well, hop on in and get ready for the ride of your life
::Salon-chan gets in the backseat, just as Roger puts on “Roller coaster of love" by The Red Hot Chili Peppers. He speeds off, almost running a few people over, one guy screaming “Watch it, you jackass!”::
::A half-hour later, they arrive outside of an old alley::
Salon-chan: Don’t tell me this great man you speak of is just a petty street bum
Will: Don’t worry, he isn’t. We are just going to take a short cut
Sachiko: Short cut?
Roger: You’ll see
::They continue walking until they reach a dead end. A small kangaroo man is slumped up against the wall, holding a bong shaped like a Snork. He looks up at Salon-chan::
Kangaroo man: (talks in a Brooklyn accent) Hey baby, ya got any smack?
Salon-chan: Smack?
Kangaroo man: Smack. Liquid Sky. Crack. Coke. No? Then how bout ganja? Jamaican Love. Pinkies? Blue Meanies? Paracidamal?… Vicks’ Vapor Rub?
::Salon-chan backs away, scared for dear life of the hideous kangaroo man::
Kangaroo man: Listen, if you have pot, that’s fine too, man. ::Recognizing Will:: Yo, Will, my man. How ‘ave things been goin’? Heard you became the hero of Earth and shit like that
Will: Nice to see you too, Mike
::Mike stands up, wobbling a bit at first until gaining proper balance. He stands no more than one foot, wears a tie-dye T-shirt with matching headband, and shoulder length blonde hair. (He is modeled after one of the kangaroo men in Jamie Hewlett’s Tank Girl)::
Mike: Yeah, yeah. Hawk’s been wonderin’ where the hell you’ve been. Poor bastards been lost without ya
Will: I am sure he has. Anyway, what happened to the door?
Mike: We put in a new camouflage door. Too many homeless people were getting in, ya know? Just push the centa’ brick in the middle
::Will does so and the brick wall opens up, revealing a portal that sucks all of them in::
::They arrive on the other side, which is the inside of a huge mansion that’s filled with people. The tile is an interesting design; half glowing neon green tiles and half squares of Persian rug. In the middle of the room is a golden Venus de Milo fountain, spewing out Merlot wine from her severed arms. “Disco Sex Trash” by the Thrill Kill Kult plays in the background::
Salon-chan: My God… Is this your friends place?
Will: Yeah. This is the mansion of Lawrence Hawk
::Scene changes to a frontal view of the mansion. Let your imagination run wild on how it looks ^_^::
Narrator: With a mansion located in the northern part of New Jersey, Lawrence Hawk is name that is known to many. An eccentric billionaire whose tastes are… well, eccentric
::Back in the mansion…::
Will: Must be having another one of his big parties… again
Roger: Yup…. ::Perverted grin:: And plenty of available ass for me ::A dog color suddenly attaches itself around his neck:: Oro? Oh crap!
Sachiko: Your not chasing after anyone while I am here
Roger: ::Streaming tears:: B-But dear… I am still a free man with so much love to give
Sachiko: All your “love” is being saved for me and only me. Understand?
::Roger nods::
Mike: Shame for you, man. Too bad you’re chained down already, unlike me. Now, time to work my magic. ::Smirks perversely as he wobbles over to one of the women. He gets kicked to the floor::
Will: ::Bland look on face:: He never gives up
::A door is heard unlocking on the left side of the balcony. The group looks over to the door to see three gorgeous women coming out, all of them adjusting their clothing::
Girl 1: Oh my God, that was amazing
Girl 2: Better than my last husband
Girl 3: Thanks so much, Mr. Hawk
Hawk: (voice only, hint of a Latin accent) Don’t mention it ladies. I always work better with more than one lady. Now, move along, girls. I must go greet my public
::The women leave as Hawk steps out. He is dressed in a red Armani suit with matching pants with five watches on each arm, five beepers on the left side of his belt and five cell phones on the right side. He is modeled after Kenji Murasame from Giant Robo and Tetsujin 28 except with slicked back hair and bird wings on his back. He comes downstairs to meet Wills group::
Hawk: Greetings. My name is Lawrence Hawk. Pleased to meet you
::Both Salon-chan and Sachiko turns into ghost-white SD versions of themselves. Both are shocked::
Salon-chan: Will…. ::Turns into an angry, big headed woman, fangs bared, colorful racing lines in the background:: You never told me this great man you spoke of was some sleazy pimp who just happens to be part bird!
Hawk: Hey, I resent that! Sachiko: Your idea of getting rid of me, Roger-kun!? Selling me off to this pimp!?
Hawk: Hey, wait a minute! Roger: What the hell makes you think that!?
Will: H-H-Hey, calm down. He isn’t a pimp. He just has a lot of money, recruits a lot of women, and has sex with them.
::Everyone facefaults::
Salon-chan: ::Begins to strangle him:: That’s a pimp, you idiot!
Hawk: ::Holds up a disposable camera and takes a picture. Salon-chan sweatdrops as she let’s go of Will:: You must be Salon-chan. Come with me to the mech hangar please. Pete’s making the final repairs to Ghetto Robo. ::He walks off, a perplexed Salon-chan follows, dragging an unconscious Will. Sachiko looks at Roger with an evil glint in her eyes::
Hawk: ::Opens a door that leads down a long hallway:: The mech tournament is held every four years here in New York. Thousands of men and women compete with their mechs for the grand prize; $400 million in cold, hard cash
Salon-chan: Sounds great
Hawk: Yes. Four of us usual enter. This year, it’ll be Will, Roger, Pete, and me
Salon-chan: Who’s Pete?
Hawk: You’ll meet him soon. He is my top mechanic. Works specifically on giant robots
::Soon enough, they reach the end of the hallway and enter a huge mech hanger. All the mechanics are beautiful busty females that are wearing only overalls. The only male mechanic is located on the highest scaffolding. It is a young boy that looks about 9 but is actually 13 and looks like a nose less monkey. He is dressed in a white tank top, baggy khaki’s and over sized goggles and work gloves. His hair is brownish-gold and is cut very short::
Hawk: ::Shouting upward:: Hey Pete! How those repairs coming!?
Pete: ::Removes his goggles as he looks down:: They’re coming along nicely. Just tightening some bolts and mending some tears
Hawk: Good. Soon, we’ll be all set… for next week
::”Trust You Forever”, the second opening theme for G Gundam plays for the ending::
*Mike's drug naming is similar to a scene in Peter Jackson’s X-rated Muppets-style movie "Meet The Feebles"
*Pete is partial based around Ed from Cowboy Bebop
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Post by willknavison on Jul 8, 2006 20:49:18 GMT -5
Chapter 13: A fateful meeting?! The mech tournament begins
::Scene: Outside of Rockefeller Stadium, four hours to show time. Will, Salon-chan, Sachiko, and Roger are waiting for Hawks arrival. Helicopters fly over head, each carrying a specific mech::
Roger: So, who do you think is gonna be here?
Will: Well, obviously, the Genesis Twins have to be there. They always put up a good fight
Roger: Yeah, if you like fighting barely-working heaps of tin. Titan Kong was definately the best. Body of gorilla, grace and agility of Bruce Lee himself
Will: I don’t know. Never really liked the design of Titan
Roger: The design makes it work tho—huh?
::Their conversation is interrupted by a large shadow looming over head. Will and Roger stare up in shock::
Roger: Oh my God…
Will: That’s the airship: Rita Hayworth…
Roger: Then that means…
Will & Roger: We are in deep shit
Salon-chan: What are you guys talking about? Who is here?
::Both look at Salon-chan, a look of fear in their eyes::
Will: The one and only “Shockwave” Cyrus Pemberton…
Roger: …And his robot, Marvel Blue
Will: Together, they are known as…
Will & Roger: The Vicious Jaguar of the fighting arena!
::Salon-chan look surprised and freighted as well::
::Inside the Rita Hayworth, Cyrus’ butler, Cosgrove (who looks just like Danger Mouse) steers the ship over a giant hanger. The hanger opens up as the giant robot is lowered in::
Cosgrove: Sir, I am happy to report that we have just arrived at our destination and the Marvel Blue is being stored inside the hanger
::Cyrus sits in a chair, swirling a glass of brandy. He looks like Alberto the Shockwave from Giant Robo except with white hair::
Cyrus: Excellent. Drop anchor here
Cosgrove: Sir, I have to say that I am honestly surprised you would come at all. Usually this sort of thing is, how you would say, beneath you
Cyrus: ::Chuckles:: Yes, yes but I do have my reasons, my dear friend. ::Gets up from his chair, lighting up a cigar:: You coming along too, Drake?
::Drake (looks like Duckula with his hair tied in a pony-tail and a scar over his right eye appears from behind the bar, reading Bram Stokers “Dracula”::
Drake: (heavy cockney accent) You kiddin’ right, guv? For one of me best fighters an’ loyal customers, I wouldn’t miss this for da world
::Back outside the stadium…::
Will: His full name is Cyrus Bartlebee Pemberton. He is one of the richest men in all of Manchester, England. He owns 500 expensive import cars, smokes the finest cigars, drinks only the finest brandy, owns his own airship, etc. He is the model image of a millionaire. However…
Salon-chan and Sachiko: However?
Will: He is also a vicious fighter
Roger: Yeah. He is a well known kick-boxer, starting in the underground before going pro. He is gone undefeated for 20 consecutive years
::Still shots show Cyrus knocking out his opponents. Will continue the narration::
Will: They nicknamed him “The Shockwave” because whenever he lands a blow, you can bones shatter like a wave of sound. Like hearing wood splinter up right against your ear
Roger: And now he has come here with his own robot. I thought Marvel Blue was only a rumor but seeing it now just proves it’s real. If I heard correctly, it knows everyone of Cyrus’ moves and mimics them perfectly. ::Smirks:: I think I just found the opponent that can top Titan Kong
Will: Yeah…. A robot that can beat out him AND the Genesis Twins. ::Looks to Roger:: Let’s hope make it out alive ::Pounds his fist to his::
::Not a second later, Hawk comes riding in on a zebra. He stops just short of the group::
Hawk: Hey! You guys waiting long?
Roger: ::Turn SD, turning his back:: Damn show-off
Will: Not too long
Hawk: Alright then. Let’s get to it! ::Gives a thumbs up::
::Scene: A normal living room with a big screen TV. A random person sits down in front of the TV in his Laz-E-Boy. Grabs the remote and turns it on::
TV announcer: Live from the Rockefeller Stadium in New York, it’s the 43rd Annual Mech Tournament, only on NBC. Sponsored by Doritos, Pepsi-Cola, and Huevo Splash.
::Crowds of over a million cheer as the camera pas to the right and stops at an announcer’s table. One announcer is a male human with a coyote’s face and the other is a cute blonde with bat ears and cute little fangs::
Male announcer: Welcome everyone! I am Jake Tailbain
Female announcer: And I am Elvira Toujin. Welcome one and all to another spectacular event of clashing steel fists, oil-stained canvas’, and larger than average egos
Jake: Indeed. It’ll be day to remember, as we start thing off with a brand new event: The Battle Royal Elimination Round 1000 robots go in, 8 come out Here is a list of some of the robots taking place in this event
Genesis Twins Mecha Sumo Drew Carey Launcher Spider Magnum Dragon Omega Red V Star Screamer Titan Kong Getter Unicron (The robot has Unicorn from transformers face and the body of the Getter Robo but with a yellow tint; Will’s mech) Primizord Rastafarian of Fire Kegger (literally, a beer keg with arms and legs) Bondage Queen 156: Ms. Chelsea Game King Gundam Luffy Gundam Lei Earth (parody of Rayearth) Skullpunk Sex Pistol (This mech is dressed in a giant leather coat and the head is a skull with shades, a purple mo-hawk, and piercing) Mantis-ta Iron Beast Meggadican Evil Mecha-Joan Rivers Evil Mecha-Melissa Rivers Gamera Zoidberg The Superhuman (The robot is a giant metallic exoskeleton (think the Terminator series) with the cockpit located on the abdomen. Special sensors are used inside to produce the a holographic body of the pilot over the skeleton; piloted by Pete, the mechanic from the last chapter) Giant floating Casey Kasem head Robo-Mog Tetsujin Metal Sonic Demon Valkyrie (from Macross) Samurai Lucifer Gekigangar 3 Mecha-Rosanne Marvel Blue (Cyrus’ mech, looks just like the butler robot from the Second Renaissance from the Animatrix with blue boxing gloves) Redneck Robo Mazin-Shogun Ratzinger T Legendary One (Designed with Bruce Lee’s body and a Gundam head; Roger’s mech) GD Robo (Geena Davis) Sailor Zim (Sailor Moon mech with Goth colors and a Jhonen Vasquez look) Chocolate Impulse Ghetto Robo (This mech looks just like a Getter Robo except with a purple color tint. Comes with a pimp hat, a fur coat cape, and a diamond scythe; Hawk’s mech) G-String 6 Blitzkrieg Dragon (Looks just like Megatron’s dragon form from Transformers Beast Wars)
::As Jake continues reading off the names, each mech enters the stadium and onto the ring, which is a giant glass hexagon. Each mech is then transported to a specific area (desert, frozen tundra, oil field, etc). Once all thousand mechs are in, the battle royal begins::
::Getter Unicorn fights in a desert stage. He jumps into the air and slices the giant Casey Kasem head with his samurai sword. He then destroys the heads of a few mechs with his eye beam attack. He spin kicks G-String 6 and slices it in two. He soon comes face-to-face with the Starscreamer, piloted by the Viper::
Will: What the hell?...
Viper: ::Wearing a jump suit and a reflective mask. He talks in a Cobra Commander style voice:: Fool! This match was over before it even started. Feel the fury of over 30 years of window washing! ::Takes out a pair of spray bottles and sprays the Unicron::
::The Unicron stands there, motionless::
Will: ::Sighs:: You poor pathetic man. No one wins matches with window cleaning tools and a reflective mask. They win with actual skill! ::Takes out his tomahawks:: Tomahaaaaaawk! Booooooomerang! ::Throws both tomahawks, slicing off the arms of the Starscreamer::
Viper: Oh shit! What am I going to do now!
::The Getter Unicron draws its samurai sword, pointing the tip at his opponent’s neck::
Will: You know, a great robot once said that one must stand and one must fall. You, my friend, are about to fall! ::A few swings with his sword and the Starscreamer falls to pieces::
Jake: And he finishes him off with the Jack the Ripper slash! Let’s check out how the bother bots are doing!
::The Skullpunk Sex Pistol, which has transformed into a giant Harley Davidson is literally mowing down the competition in the oil-field stage. The pilot, Rotten Johnny, laughs wildly and gives the finger::
Johnny: (Tough British accent) Ha! You fuckin’ weaklings ain’t got shit on me! This contest is in the fuckin’ bag!
::Suddenly, a ring of fire surrounds four other mechs, including Skullpunk. He transforms into true mech form and kicks the others into the fire::
Johnny: ::Takes a swig of ale:: Pathetic… Huh?! ::Sees a shadowy mech burst through the flames and grabs him by the neck. It’s the Game King Gundam, piloted by Gambler Keith::
::Both mechs have each other by the necks::
Gambler Keith: ::Inside the cockpit is tons of Yu-Gi-Oh merchandise (cards, UFO Catcher dolls, manga, bootleg fansubs). The mech itself has Yugi’s hair style, as well as his uniform and the Millennium Puzzle around his neck:: Mangy dogs like you can never hope for victory because it only smiles upon people like me, who use cards for their battles
Johnny: Cards!? What are ya, queer or somthin’? Victory comes from blokes like me, who have actual skill! ::Removes one his arms from around the Game King Gundams neck and delivers a punch to the stomach, followed by a kick to the face::
::Game King Gundam stands up, oil leaking from the side of its face::
Gambler Keith: ::Growls:: Eat this! ::Places a card down on a board:: Blue-Eyes Cannon! ::The heads of the Blue-Eyes (located on the shoulders) open their mouths and let out two huge blue ki blasts::
::The Skullpunk crosses its arms and puts them in front of its chest. The wrists glow red::
Johnny: Anarchist Blaze! ::The Anarchy symbol shoots out from its wrists. It hits the blue ki blasts with full force. Both blasts cancel each other out::
Gambler Keith: Damn you!
::Suddenly, a chain wraps around the Gundam neck and squeezes tight until its head pops off::
Johnny: ::Exits from the cockpit, holding out a Yu-Gi-Oh card:: Here’s what I think of ya stupid cards ::Rips it up, spits on the mech, and gives the finger::
::In the canyon stage, the Superhuman and Metal Sonic stare each other down. Within a split second, Metal Sonic rushes toward him at a blinding speed::
::Pete smirks::
Pete: Time to reveal my specialty…
::Inside the cockpit, Pete takes out a canister of liquid nitrogen and begins… Drinking it?!::
Jake: Whoa! We are seeing it first hand, folks! As well as a famous mech mechanic, Pete Bryly has the ability to swallow harmful chemicals and explosives and shoot them out of his mouth. Remember kids and rednecks, do NOT try this at home!
::Pete takes out a huge bag of ice and places the whole thing in his mouth, swishing and gurgling before spiting the concoction onto his hand. His hand is now engulfed in an icy blue energy mist::
Pete: Come get some, blue boy!
::Metal Sonic closes in::
Pete: Eat this! Funky Cold Medina! ::Throws out an icy blue energy punch. It hits the Metal Sonic full force, freezing it over and then shattering to pieces::
::In the waterfall stage, Demon Valkyrie is slashing through mechs left and right, leaving nothing but charred scrap::
::In the snow stage, Marvel Blue fights just as furiously, knocking heads off left and right. The crowd complains, yelling “Come on! Show us the shockwaves!”::
::Perched on Lord Fisticuffs shoulder, Cyrus smokes a cigar and sighs::
Cyrus: Such animalistic instincts…
::Marvel Blue comes face to face with Mazin-Shogun, piloted by Koji Nagai. Cyrus gives off a winning smirk::
Cyrus: A fight against a toy is hardly a fight at all. But if it pleases the ignorant masses, I guess I have no choice. Marvel Blue, give him the shockwave punch!
::Blue’s left fist begins to swirl with red and black energy. It gives a straight punch right into the Shoguns chest. Mazin Shogun begins to crack and crumble apart. Inside, Koji is frantically working the controls::
Koji: Damn! It’s no good! At least I can go out with one final pose!
::Mazin Shogun gets on its knees and raises its arms in the air, screaming “Yosha!”. It then raises one hand up and shouts “Oyaji!” and then explodes::
Cyrus: Not even worth my time
::In the frozun tundra stage...::
::Devi, from Jhonen Vasquez’ Johnny the Homicidal Maniac and I Feel Sick, stands on the battle field, beginning to talk into wristwatch::
Devi: Sailor Zim! It’s Showtime!
::The Sailor Zim bursts forth from the ground and Devi enters it via the chest. The screen in the Big O style cockpit reads “Cast in the name of spookiness, ye not the least bit interesting nor fun to be around. In fact, ye suck.”::
Devi: ::Annoyed look on face:: Asshole author… Anyway… Sailor Zim! In action! ::Zoom out to reveal the Sailor Zim:: Now, prepare… ::Takes out the death wand:: …To die!
::The Legendary One just stares at Sailor Zim::
Devi: Wh-What? What are you looking at?
Roger: You’re so hot…
Devi: Huh?
Roger: I love you…
::The Legendary One’s face mask slides off, revealing a bishounen face. “I wanna kiss you all over” plays over the loud speakers. The Sailor Zim starts to blush. They slowly embrace each other, start kissing, and…. Well, its pretty obvious what happens next::
::Pan shot reveals the shocked audience. Mothers cover their children’s eyes, Will and Salon-chan look shocked, Mike video tapes it, and Sachiko sharpens her axe::
::The next scene shows Sailor Zim laying on the ground with bed sheets over it body and the Legendary One smoking a cigarette::
Roger: Victory through lovemaking
Jake: Ummm… An easy victory
Elvira: Perv
::In the rainforest stage, the Ghetto Robo slashes Mecha-Rosanne in half with his diamond scythe. He then defeats Chaos Emiral with the “Bitch, Where’s my Money” combo, a 150-hit combo involving pimp-slapping. He destroys the remaining mechs with his rhinestone missles::
::In the desolate L.A. stage, the Blitzkrieg Dragon is literally roasting his opponents like marshmallows. The Keggor mech tries a surprise attack from behind but is captured. The Dragon rips open his opponents and chugs down the beer. The beer goes into a filter contraption inside the mech and is steadily poured into the beer mug of one Victor Von Rammestien (modeled after Dr. Eggman except with a black moustache and a red monocle)::
Dr. Rammestien: A toast to me, mien bruders. Victory shall soon kum my vay!
Helper robots: ::Raise their glasses:: Hail Furer Rammestien!
::An hour later…::
Elvira: Those ends the battle royal
Jake: After the commercial break, the preliminaries begin. Stay tuned
Cameraman: And we are clear
Jake: Thank God. ::Lights a cigarette:: They don’t pay me enough to spout out this shit on air
Elvira: ::Drinking an IV pack of blood:: Tell me about it
-Commercial break- Coming soon to NBC: The singing Ashura sings your favorite 80s hits!
Ashura: I want to dance with somebody. I want to feel the heat… THE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAT! The heat of thousands hells as it charrs the flesh of my enemies… With somebody
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Post by willknavison on Jul 8, 2006 20:49:57 GMT -5
Chapter14A- Unicron Vs. Skullpunk! Battle at Brawlers Bar! Elvira: ::Wiping some blood off her lips:: Alright. We are back Jake: Just in time for our first two fighters to enter the ring ::A giant holographic Michael Buffer appears in the ring, dressed in a tux and holding a mic:: Buffer: Coming down from the left aisle, a powerful combination of two legendary robots. The power of the Getter Robo with the robust superiority of everyone’s favorite planet-eating mech. Piloted by New York’s own William Vermillion Knavison, give it up for GETTEEEEER UUUUUUUUUUNICROOOOOOON! ::Unicron marches down the aisle to “Instruments of Destruction:, the crowd cheering wildly. As soon as he enters the ring, he poses for the crowd:: Buffer: And coming down from the right aisle, the baddest man in all of London England, piloting the baddest robot in all of sporting history. A seasoned veteran, give it up for Rotten Johnny and the SKULLPUUUUUUUNK SEEEEEEEXPISTOL! ::The mech drives down in its motorcycle form to “Anarchy in the UK”. It hits the ring, jumps into the air, and transforms as it lands. Crowd cheers wildly:: Johnny: Call me a golden God! Yeah! Fuck yeah! Buffer: And now, ladies and gentleman…. LLLLLLLLLLLETS GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE! ::Crowd cheers its loudest:: Jake: Unicron and Skullpunk will be fighting in the Brawlers Bar. ::A picture of the stage appears on the right side of Jake. It looks like a normal bar, full of rowdy drunks and a shifty-eyed bartender:: Jake: Its an action level so there is only one rule: Beat ‘em till their twitchin’ Elvira: With these two fighters, no doubt there will be some good beat downs ::Back at the ring, the two fighters trade insults at each other via communication monitors:: Johnny: Ya think you can beat me with that oversized 80s toys? Ha! Yer a bigger fool than at first glance! Will: Keep talking, novice. You might find yourself missing more than that ugly-ass mo-hawk Johnny: You’ll pay for the novice comment, boy! ::Takes out his switchblade and smirks:: ::The ring begins to light up. It glows brighter and brighter. Suddenly, a column of light shoots up from the ring, teleporting both fighters to the fighting stage, which is shown on the monitor. Both fighters appear and take their stances. The audience cheers wildly:: Salon-chan: Go Will! Kick his ass! Mike: ::Imitating Rob Schneider’s character from “The Waterboy”:: You can do it! Rip his fucking head off! ::Zoom in on the monitors, the mechs ready themselves, the drunks cheer on:: Ready… Kick their @$$! ::Skullpunk rushes at Unicron with a broken whisky bottle. Unicron dodges easily. Skullpunk keeps trying as the drunks cheer on this worthwhile fight:: Will: Damn, this guy is persistent. Time to cut loose. ::Pulls out two videogames: Final Fantasy III for SNES and FFVI for Playstation. He places both games into respective consoles, which are located around the cockpit. Two video windows appear in front of him, both the same options • Heroes • Villains • Bosses ::Chooses “Heroes” for both and then chooses Edgar for both. Two more vid windows appear, both with the following… • Attack (Spear) • Tools • Magic • Items ::Chooses “Tools” and then “Auto crossbow”. Crossbows assimilate onto Unicron’s arms. He aims and fires:: ::Skullpunk runs along the wall to avoid the stream of silver-tipped arrows. He gets a few dozen into his chest and arms but the others hit the wall or kill a few drunks (Which earns Will some points):: Johnny: Ya know its funny. Ya fight with your piss-ant arrows and I fight with powerful bullets! ::Takes out his machine guns:: Eat lead, ya goody two-shoed bastard! Blazin’ Sexpistols! ::Johnny fires off a wave of bullets. They hit the Unicron full force, sending him flying through the wall and out into the street. The Skullpunk rushes through the wall and then delivers a flying kick to the fallen Unicron. He then begins stomping into his chest:: ::The Unicron fires his eye beams into Skullpunks shoulder, the intense heat almost melting off his arm. He kicks Skullpunk off of him and throws him up against a graffiti-covered bus. Will puts in Tekken 3 in the Playstation and Unicron takes on the fighting style of Eddy Gordo, kicking the crap out of the cornered fighter:: Will: Where’s all that skill you bragged about, Johnny? Johnny: Well, ya think my mech is all bells an’ whistles, eh? ::Flips open a large red labeled “Thrasher Mode” and smashes his fist on it:: Neva’ underestimate my Skullpunk! Thrasher mode! ::The Skullpunks eyes flash red as it lets out a terrifying roar. It then grabs Unicron by the neck and throws him down to the ground. He then jumps into the air, tucks himself into a ball, and starts spinning. After a few minutes, he launches himself at Unicron, the spinning force cutting into his chest:: Mo-hawk buzz saw! Will: Ahhhhh! Damnmit! ::Oil begins to leak from its chest:: ::Skullpunk starts mercilessly kicking the wound, oil splattering onto its frame:: Will: Damn! His moves are so quick that I can’t get in a hit! Son of a bitch! ::Shot of the audience watching the fight on the monitor:: Jake: Skullpunk is showing absolutely no mercy on Knavison’s mech. This fight should end shortly. ::Shot of a worried Salon-chan:: ::Back to the fight, Skullpunk is now punching the wound, Johnny laughing maniacally:: Johnny: Yeah, baby! Let my enemies’ blood stain the ground! ::Laughs and continues to punch Unicron. After a few minutes, he stops the beating, letting Unicron slump up against a lamp post:: Believe me, bloke, I could easily defeat ya by just punchin’ your wound but that wouldn’t be any fun, now would it? After all, ya don’t deserve a normal death, ya being the newest defender of Earth an’ all Will: ::Sweating:: Yeah… I am that special… Johnny: That’s why I’ll let ya die slowly yet gloriously. Choke ‘em down! ::Throws a chain around Unicron’s neck and begins to squeeze, smirks as it pukes up oil:: ::The audience looks shocked, Salon-chan tightens her fist hoping that Will does not die:: Salon-chan: Will…. Johnny: ::Laughs maniacally:: Victory is mine! Any last words before I rip ya head off, guppy? Will: Yeah… Suck on bullets, asshole! ::Unicron lifts up his arm, which has changed to a machine gun hand and fires, completely shredding apart Skullpunks chest and shoulders. Unicron’s entire body changes to a Cyborg 009 uniform. Split screen shows the Cyborg 009 Super Famicom game in its respective console. He bends down and lets a missile fly out of his knee, which obliterates Skullpunks right arm and a good portion of his chest:: Johnny: ::Screams:: You cheap, scum-sucking rat bastard! Will: Now the coup de grace. Change! GETAAAAAAAAA! ::His mech literally flies apart, each individual piece turns over, the other side painted yellow. Will sits inside a canopy bubble, giving off a winning smirk. All the pieces come together to form… Unicrons Planet-Eater mode!:: Johnny: What the ‘ell is that thing? Will: My trump card… ::Puts in Street Fighter Alpha 2 in the Playstation. Unicron glows a fiery aqua blue:: Here I go!… Psychooooooo… Unicron!! ::Blasts full speed ahead, ripping straight through Skullpunks chest:: Winner Getter Unicron! ::Audience cheers wildly, Salon-chan cheering the most:: ::Later, after the match, Johnny leans on his ruined mech with one hand:: Johnny: ::Fist tightening:: That bastard…. That…. Bastard! ::Punches the mech:: As soon as ‘e loses…. ::Takes out his switchblade:: ….I’ll slice off ‘very part of his body… From ‘is eyes to ‘is balls! : Quite your whining, limey ::Johnny looks over to see who spoke to him. It was… Ratfrag:: Ratfrag: At least you managed to cut that bastards mech Johnny: Who…. Who the ‘ell are you, bloke? Ratfrag: Someone who can make you even stronger… Of course, we have to get rid of that imperfect body of yours… ::The tip of his tail lashes out and stabs Johnny in the forehead:: Johnny: ::Falls over but gets up quickly, blood trickling down his forehead:: Ya crazy shit! Fuck that William brat, I’ll cut you first, rat! Ratfrag: Now, how can you kill me when you’re the one who is about to die? ::Suddenly, Johnny’s body begins to shake violently. After a few minutes, a gusher of blood shoots out of his head and he falls over, dead:: Ratfrag: So long, Johnny-boy…..
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Post by willknavison on Jul 8, 2006 20:50:34 GMT -5
Chapter 14B- Race against a razors edge! Superhuman vs. Dark Valkyrie
::Scene: Main office of tournament founder, Edward Keggal::
Edward: What!? Johnny has been killed!?
::Two guards stand in front of Keggal’s desk. One is African American with a cybernetic red eye and the other looks to be part dolphin (think Hans from Xenogears)::
Guard 1: Yes…. ::Wiping away some vomit from his chin:: God, I can’t get that image out of my head
Guard 2: There was a huge hole in the forehead, like something just burst outta there, ya know?
Edward: ::Smokes a big cigar, wiping the sweat off his brow:: My God….. ::Puts his cigarette out:: Tell the other guards to search the hangars. We have to make sure that psycho doesn’t make to the outside and kill more innocent people
Guards: Yes, sir! ::They leave::
::As soon as they leave, Edward sits at his desk and takes his heart medicine with a shot of whisky::
::Meanwhile, the Superhuman and the Valkyrie enter the ring, both to ”N.W.O.” by Ministry::
Jake: For the next match, these two will be fighting in a racing level. In a nutshell, it means to be the first to finish a three-lap course using tricks and tactics
Elvira: The three courses for this racing level are….
Lap 1- Sonic the Hedgehog speedway
Lap 2- Dracula’s Castlevania Raceway
Lap 3- Fields of Kyoto
Jake: It should be an exciting match-up
::Both fighters are teleported to the starting line of the first course::
::A sexy lady in a pink bikini holds up the checkered flag::
Sexy lady: Ready…. GO! ::Waves the flag, the mech’s start running at full speed::
BGM: “Follow me” from Sonic Adventure 2
::Both mech’s ram into each other, trying to knock the other one off course. Demon Valkyrie knocks Superhuman over the guardrail but this plan backfires. Pete grabs the rail, flips around and kangaroo kicks the Valkyrie back a few hundred feet. It’s not long though before the Valkyrie speeds up and matches pace with his opponent::
::Both are evenly matched as they pass through everything. Robots, cars, blockades, and the occasional fragile old lady::
Elvira: Whoooooooooooo! Hot damn! Both mech’s are matched in speed and power as they reach the first checkpoint!
::The checkpoint is suspended in mid-air above a drawbridge. Both mech’s jump toward the checkpoint, just as missiles are being fired upon them. Both of them reach the checkpoint, which turns into a fighting ring and drops into the water. Both fighters take their stances::
Jake: Well, you know what this means folks. Whenever two fighters in a racing match reach the checkpoint, the only thing they can do it fight each other. This laps point will go to the victor
Checkpoint 1 FIGHT!
Pete: (thinks) This should be interesting… Both of us are matched in speed and power so this could prove to be a challenge. (out loud) Moonlight Shadow! ::Clasps his hands together and raises them up in a diagonal motion. Swings them down and a golden, shining shadow oozes out of his hands and expands around the whole ring, trapping the Valkyrie. The Superhuman smirks, revealing three grenades strapped to each fang. He starts spinning around at mach speed until each grenade is thrown off at full force, hitting the Valkyrie:: I call that one “Sunday, Bloody Sunday”
::The smoke dissipates to reveal that the Valkyrie in a red paint-like substance. It tries to remove it but it is stuck to the visor::
Pete: Holy Diver! ::Before the Valkyrie can remove the paint, Pete hits him with a flying kick:: Going my way! ::Follows it up with a spinning uppercut. As his enemy descends toward the ground, the Superhuman’s chest pops open:: The Heart of Rock and Roll! ::Various missiles fly out of his chest, shaped like various drugs and sex paraphernalia::
Mysterious fighter (in Valkyrie): Crimson Tornado! ::Spins around rapidly, deflecting all the missiles that come at him::
::One missile hits the ring, causing a hole to form. The ring begins to sink. Pete tries to escape but he can’t. He looks down and realizes that his feet are stuck to the floor. He sinks with the ring::
Winner Demon Valkyrie
::Both fighters are teleported to the starting line of the second lap::
Lap 2 Castlevania Raceway
Bikini girl: Ready….. GO! BGM: Castlevania techno mix
::Both mechs race off, each busting open a torch to get an item. Valkyrie gets the Eternal Crucifix card while Pete gets a Riot Demon card::
::They trek through a graveyard where skeleton warriors and zombies rise up and attack them. Luckily, they are easily taken care of with a few chi shots::
::Things become increasingly difficult as they enter the forest and are bombarded by fleamen . Valkyrie shoots a few off of him but soon, both of them are covered in fleamen::
::Valkyrie uses his Eternal Crucifix card and the fleamen burn up to a crisp upon a flaming blue cross that surrounds him. He races off::
Pete: Damnmit! ::Growls:: Dynamite Rave! ::An explosive dome of chi surrounds him, killing the fleamen::
::Pete takes a short cut, cutting to the right and jumping off a ledge. He lands in front of the Valkyrie and kicking him to the ground. He begins running across the bridge, where some fishmen are waiting::
Pete: Here comes a long attack name. Mr. Wonderful Rapid Fire Chi Cannon Hell Storm! ::Fires off rounds of medium-sized chi blasts from his arms, killing each fishmen as he makes his way across the bridge::
::Before he can make it all the way across, Pete is stopped by a huge monster bat. The Valkyrie uses this chance and changes into his jet mode. He flies straight through the bat, bloody chunks flying all over the place::
Mysterious fighter: Victory is assured…
Pete: Oh, no you don’t! Alice and Chains! ::Chains (which have the bronzed heads of Alice Cooper) spew out of his mouth and wrap themselves around the Valkyrie::
Mysterious fighter: What the… ?!
::Pete pulls himself up and stands on top of the Valkyrie jet. Pulls on the chains like a reign, trying to control him::
Pete: ::Stares straight ahead:: Ah! The checkpoint! ::It’s above the castle::
::The Valkyrie tries to transform but can’t due to the chains being wrapped around him. He tries to shake him off as he flies towards the checkpoint::
Mysterious fighter: Get off, damn you!
::Flying Medusa heads suddenly bombards them::
Pete: Crap! Heart of Sword! ::A samurai sword bursts from his chest. He grabs it and cuts down incoming Medusa heads::
::A Medusa head appears in front of the Valkyrie and shoots a beam from its mouth. The Valkyrie turns to stone and starts to descend::
Mysterious fighter: ::Desperately trying to working the controls:: Damnmit!
Pete: Now to take the win. ::Tries to jump but can’t. He looks down to see that his feet have turned to stone:: Shit! ::Looks up at the checkpoint:: No choice! ::Looks down at the Valkyrie:: Looks like we’ll have our rematch ::Points the palm of his hand to the ground, gathering chi:: FUEL! ::Fires off a huge one, using the force of the blast to fly towards the checkpoint. They both enter it::
::The ring is teleported to the pits of Hell. The ring is now surrounded by breakable torches::
::Pete dashes forward, elbowing Valkyrie back into a breakable torch. Wrong move. Valkyrie picks up a chain whip from the rubble and starts mercilessly whipping Pete::
::The audience gasps and cheers::
::The Valkyrie wraps the chain around Pete’s neck and starts pulling him and punching him in the face. He then throws him into the air and starts twirling him around and around. Pete’s bloody body hits two torches::
::Pete’s free hand grabs the Riot Demon card and activates it. His eyes glow red and he begins to bear his fangs. He breaks free of the chain whip and belts out a triumphant roar::
Pete: Power up move! Freak on a leash! ::Growls as a red aura surrounds him. A picture of a red demonic Gollum appears in the background::
Pete: Power up move! Super beast! ::Powers up even more. A giant Cerberus roars in the background::
Pete: ::Stares at Valkyrie with an evil glint in his eye:: Sex………. MACHINEGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! ::Rushes forward and starts rapidly punching him in the chest:: Lucifer’s Flowers! ::Performs a chi charged flip kick:: Rock You Like A Hurricane! ::Delivers a punch that shatters the face plating on the Valkyrie’s face:: And here is something I just perfected. ::Takes out a silver dollar and some gasoline. He takes a swig of gasoline and throws the coin into the air. He lightly squirts the airborne coin and lights it on fire as soon as it lands in his hand:: Here it goes…… Boom-Boom Dollar! ::Flicks the fiery coin at the Valkyrie. It moves like a shooting star through his abdomen::
::The Valkyrie falls over while clutching his abdomen::
Winner The Superhuman
Jake: Wow! What a great second match! Now, onto the final lap! ::Gets a paper from an anonymous hand:: Oh, thank you. Attention please. For the next match, we will fore go the final lap and instead, go into sudden death with…. (echoing effect) The Hellfire of Kyoto!
::A fiery ring surrounds both fighters. Samurai swords materialize in their hands::
Referee: Ready… Fight! BGM: High Speed Samurai by Sex Machineguns
::Both fighters dash towards each other and clash swords at a speed way above mach 1. They fight so fast, that all one can see are millions of blue sparks::
::Both fighters get scratches and scars all over theirs bodies. The sword clashing lasts through the whole song. Both fighters stand perfectly still until……. The Superhuman’s head falls to the floor::
Winner Demon Valkyrie
Pete: (inside the cockpit) ::Sweating very hard, removing his goggles:: That… Was… Insane… That guy wasn’t human…
::In the hangar, the mysterious fighter exits his mech, just as Ratfrag emerges from the shadows::
Ratfrag: I just saw you fight out there. That was some show you put on. You’re a strong fighter… And I believe I can make you stronger
Mysterious fighter: That won’t be necessary, Ratfrag. I think I proved myself well in the ring, wouldn’t you agree? ::Removes his helmet:: By the way, nice to see that you survived
Ratfrag: Whoa! Now there is a surprise!
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Post by willknavison on Jul 8, 2006 20:54:24 GMT -5
Chapter 14C- Furthuring Relationship
(Takes place during the Unicron-Skullpunk fight)
::Salon-chan watches the fight with hopeful eyes. She then looks down at the clothes she is wearing::
Salon-chan: Will….
::Another flashback occurs. This one takes place right after dinner::
Will: ::Just finished washing the dishes:: Hey Salon-chan, you want any dessert? I got some ice cream and some cake left over from New Years ::Steps out and sees smoke coming from his bathroom:: Oh shit!
::Will rushes to the bathroom to see Salon-chan standing in front of the bathtub, naked, burning her bra and panties::
Will: S-Salon-chan… ::Gasps, seeing scars appear on her back:: (silently) Oh my God…
Salon-chan: I must burn that which has made me a prisoner… Burn that which has caused me pain for all these years… Burn that which has made me a slave to the D-Angel clan….
::Will looks at the scars. Camera zooms into the scars and a flash of red light blinds him. He appears in a dark room, seeing a bruised and weeping Salon-chan. A transformed Raizu enters::
Raizu: Get up, you bitch! I am not done with you yet! ::He ties her up to the ceiling by her hands::
::Salon-chans tears hit the floor, as do Wills::
Raizu: ::Sadistic smirk on his face:: I suggest you quit that damn crying and just forget about any superman coming to save you cute little ass. Your property of the clan now… ::Holds up his sword, running his finger across the edge:: …and that means I can do whatever I want to you. Just be lucky that you’re too pretty to kill. Ryaaa! ::Swings his sword, the edge grazes across her skin, causing a deep cut. Laughs as Salon-chan cries out in pain::
::As Will watches this, bloody body parts begin falling around him::
Will: ::Blood splatters onto his face as more tears well up:: Stop this… Stop this now…
::It continues for another five minutes, Raizu laughs sadistically::
Will: ::Grits his teeth and finally loses it:: STOP HURTING HER, YOU BASTARD!
::Back to reality, Will hugs Salon-chan from behind. She gasps, startled, a few tears hit the floor::
Salon-chan: How… How long were you…?
Will: ::Tears in his eyes, breathing hard:: I saw it all…. Those scars… are from Raizu’s blade…
::Salon-chan tears up even more. A brief flash of text, reading “Sight serer”, is shown. She kneels to the floor, grasping Wills hands::
Salon-chan: You truly are the one…
Will: The one? What do you mean?
Salon-chan: Never mind… I’ll tell you later… Right now, I think I better find some new clothes…
Will: Right… I know of someone who can lend you some clothes
::Next scene: Will knocks on a door in the hallway. Salon-chan is dressed in a black bathrobe::
Will: Hello? Ms. Castle, I know you’re in there. Ms. Castle? Ms. Castle? ::Hears a gun cock:: Oh, Christ!
Salon-chan: Something wrong?
Will: Get down! :Dives to the right with Salon-chan. The door is utterly destroyed by a barrage of bullets::
::Ms.Castle walks out of the room, carrying a gattling gun in her hand. She looks really pissed::
Ms. Castle: I thought I told you to never come back, you…! ::Looks to the right to see a scared Will:: Oh, its you. Sorry, thought you were a Jehovah’s Witness. Damn freaks, they are. I practically see Jesus in my sleep; I don’t need some pathetic shmuck cramming the words of the Lord down my throat every waking minute of my now-limited life! Now, this better be important, Knavison! I am missing Ted Nugent on the TV. Gonna kill and cook himself one of those endangered species. Possibly a panda, to make it finger Ling-Ling good
Will: Nice. We just need some clothes for my new friend here ::Points to Salon-chan::
Ms. Castle: Hmm…. So what would you like today? The cheerleader or the sexy nurse? Give me enough, and I’ll throw in the S&M bondage queen outfit for free
Will: Now wait a minute! I don’t want anything like that!
Ms. Castle: Calm down. Geez, defender of Earth can barely take a joke. ::Walks inside:: Be lucky I am so nice to you. You actually paid your rent on time, unlike the rest of these shmucks in here. And getting paid by the government ain't half bad either
::Castles whole room is filled with gun racks, sword racks, and different suits of armor::
Salon-chan: All these weapons…
Ms. Castle: Yes. My late husband was a great weapons expert. When he left this world, he also left with me all these weapons and the knowledge behind them. ::Picks up a samurai sword:: Ah, this is a good one. The same one used by Musashi Miyamoto. Lets see if it still works ::Swings the sword, cutting Wills zipper fly in half::
Will: ::Eyes widen in surprise, covers his crotch in SD:: Whoa! Christ!
Ms. Castle: Ha! Perfect!
Will: Listen, are you gonna give out clothes or did you plan to kill off the one thing that will give way to a generation of Knavisons to come?!
Ms. Castle: Humph! Right. The future generation of Knavisons were either fired off into a toilet, a shower drain, or on the latest issue of Penthouse
Will: What?
Ms. Castle: Nothing. Now, lets see what we got. ::Searches her closet and pulls out some army fatigues, shogun armor, skin tight EVA suit, an Earth Federation uniform, and gladiator armor:: There. That’s all of it
Salon-chan: Thank you very much
Ms. Castle: Yeah, yeah, and yeah. Those clothes and armor belong to my late husband. I’m gonna take a guess and say that your part of that alien task force that your boyfriend here is leading. :;Points to Will, who blushes:: Remember to wear those clothes when fighting those damn demons
Salon-chan: Yes…. I will Southern-accented voice: And what about the days when she isn’t fightin’? Is she just gonna walk ‘round New York in the nude?
::They turn to the source of the voice::
::A woman stands in the doorway. She has sexy tan skin, a seductive red-lipped smile, and short raven black hair. She wears a short skin-tight black tank top and tight tan shorts. “Real Cool World” by David Bowie plays in the background::
Woman: Then again, I wouldn't mind seeing her naked ::Smirks::
Will: ::Blushing deeply, eyes wide in SD mode:: Oh, sweet merciful Jesus
Narrator: This woman’s name is Roselyn Williams AKA Ms. Honey Kiss Age: 25 Place of birth: Dallas, Texas. Moved to New York City at age 14 She is what many call a prostitute. She prefers to be called a servant to lonely men and women of the world. Overall, she is a very nice person and is a very good friend of Hawk
Roselyn: Hmm? ::Gasps:: William! Suga’ honey! ::Rushes forward and glomps onto him. Salon-chan looks surprised:: Where’ve ya been, hon? I don’t see you for weeks on end and all of a sudden, you’re a regular superman! Fightin’ aliens and rescuin’ damsels in distress. Now, only you would be the type of guy to do somethin’ like that!
Salon-chan: Just who are you?!
Roselyn: Hmm? ::Presses Will’s face into her ripe bosom:: Oh, where are my manners? Sorry, hon. My name is Roselyn Williams. Many good friends know me as Ms. Honey Kiss.
Ms. Castle: Wonderful… Nowadays, a common day whore can walk into my apartment without any warning
Roselyn: I resent that! I am a servant to lonely men and women of the world! I help society! ::Turns to Will, a soft seductive smile on her face:: So, hon, how yawl been feelin’. I bet you missed THESE a lot, huh? ::Pushes his face into her breasts some more, causing him to nosebleed::
Will: It’s so wrong and yet it feels so right
Roselyn: You silly… ::Giggles::
Salon-chan: ::Gets up, jealous look on her face:: Now listen! I know you may be an old friend of Wills but isn’t it a bit much to suffocate him with your breasts!?
Roselyn: Relax, hon. I am only teasin’ him. It’s fun to see Will-hons reaction. Besides, I would never kill this cutie ::Rubs up against him, causing him to babble incoherently::
Salon-chan: ::Blushes, getting even more jealous:: W-Well, I…
Roselyn: ::Looks to Salon-chan and then to Will. After a minutes, she comes to a realization:: Why, Will-hon! Yawl neva’ told me that ya had a girlfriend! ::Both Will and Salon-chan blush beet red:: Ya got yourself a great catch there! She’ll make a great wife! ::Smiles seductively again, leaning close to his ears:: And if yawl eva’ wanna be a little experimental, I have no problem doing ANYTHIN’ with anotha’ woman
::Will rushes to the window, opens it, and lets the blood spew out his nose. He falls over, babbling and swirly-eyed::
Salon-chan: ::Shrieks:: Oh my God! You killed the future of the entire universe! ::Shakes Will:: Wake up! Wake up!
Roselyn: ::Laughs:: I love doin’ that to him!
Ms. Castle: Hey, didn't he just get your car? ::Evil smirk::
::Roselyn sweatdrops and laughs nervously::
::The next scene: Roselyn and Salon-chan are in Roselyn’s room, looking through her closet, picking out some clothes::
Roselyn: ::Throws out last pair of pants on to the bed:: And there we go. These are the clothes that will gatha’ a lot of attention
Salon-chan: Thank you very much ::She begins to take off her robe::
::Roselyn gasps as she sees Salon-chan’s scars::
Roselyn: (thinks) My god… ::Stares at them for a few minutes until she comes to another realization:: This is something much more…..
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Post by J on Jul 8, 2006 22:36:26 GMT -5
I was wondering when this would be moved. Now it just needs updates again.
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willknavison
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Who wants to get smexy with the captain?
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Post by willknavison on Aug 19, 2006 22:00:45 GMT -5
Yes. It is finally hear and done. Before you read, listen to this media.putfile.com/For-Moogle-boardChapter 15A- Converging shadows ::In the hangar, Cosgrove is busy buffing up the Marvel Blue’s boxing gloves, smiling as he looks at his reflection:: Cosgrove: Perfect Cyrus: ::Calling up to him:: Is it almost ready? Cosgrove: ::Yells back down:: It IS ready, sir! I gave her a good shine that would impress the queen herself Cyrus: Ah, good then. ::Smokes a pipe:: Lets see if it will make a few more dents in the other guy. ::Climbs up a flight of stairs and perches himself on Marvel Blue’s shoulder:: Like fighting along side a God… ::Exhales a puff of smoke as Blue raises up. Cosgrove jumps down, landing perfectly on his feet:: Cosgrove: God-speed, sir ::The hanger opens up and Blue stomps towards the ring, a grandiose orchestra playing in the background. As he leaves, Drake appears along Cosgrove, drinking a Guinness. A look of suspiciousness washes over his face Cosgrove: ::Light a cigarette:: You have seem to have noticed it too, Mr. Drake Drake: Not very hard to ignore, is it? A grand fighta’ like the guv suddenly joinin’ up on this toy-robot gig for fun? This ain’t like him Cosgrove: “People are truly cowards when they have to rely on robotics to improve their strength. One should develop his body through hard work and training not wires, steel and circuits. It is truly blasphemous”. Those are the exact words he used whenever he saw cybernetic enhancements and such. But he has been acting a little different. It all started three months ago…. (flashback) ::Scene: Inside the mansion of Cyrus Pemberton, living room:: Cosgrove: ::Finishes pouring a cup of tea, a surprised look on his face:: Sir, could you please repeat that? Cyrus: I don’t believe I stuttered, dear friend. I said I would like to enter the New York mech tournament three months from now. I’ll fight using Marvel Blue, if it is, of course, in working order Cosgrove: Sir, you can’t be serious. This goes against everything you stand for. Besides which, Marvel Blue, while still in storage, hasn’t been worked on in ten years. It must be as good as scrap by now Cyrus: ::Lights up a cigar:: Times have changed and its time to stop living in the past. Besides… ::Blows out a puff of smoke, looking at a picture of Will in the newspaper under the headline “American youth to defend planet!”:: ….breaking robots will be a nice change of pace from breaking bones ::Smirks:: Wouldn’t you agree? Cosgrove: Y…Yes, sir. I’ll get started right away Cyrus: Excellent. Well, I’m off ::Walks out, leaving the newspaper behind:: Cosgrove: ::Looks at the newspaper:: An alien attack in New York? The master never subscribes to The Sun. Wait a minute…. This is real…. ::Looks at the photo of Will:: William…. Knavison… (flashback ends) Cosgrove: ::Showing the newspaper clipping to Drake:: I believe this may have something to do with the young man who pilots the Transformer Drake: Maybe… Someim’ don’t smell quite right…. ::Meanwhile, Roger, inside the Legendary One, stomps off to the ring, posing to the tune of “Kung-Fu Fighting”. Will runs off to join Salon-chan and the others in the stands:: ::Both robots enter the ring:: Elvira: Another great fight is moments away as our two fighters enter the ring Jake: That’s right, Elvira. It’s the popular Shonen Jump fight, taking place in a recreation of Feudal Japan. Contained within each small building is a special Jump item, which will give a fighter a specific super power based on a particular series from the popular manga magazine, Shonen Jump Elvira: We’ll we see high powered ki blasts, weird Stands, or outrageous Devil fruit powers? Find out when we come back Cameraman: Aaaaaaand we’re clear! ::Jake and Elvira’s smiles disappear as they both light up cigarettes:: Jake: Cancer, please strike me down with your sweet terminal fist Elvira: I should have sold my body like mother wanted me to ::Back in the hangar, the two guards are continuing to search for the killer:: Black guard: Damn. If I knew this shit was gonna happen, I wouldn’t have even bothered to come in Dolphin guard: Same here, man Black guard: ::Talks into a walkie-talkie:: Boss, its me. Still can’t find the killer Edward: Look harder, damnmit! The longer you two dawdle, the more chance he has to strike again! Black guard: Right ::Signs off:: ::In his office: Edward takes some more heart medicine. Suddenly, his face contorts in disgusts as he covers his nose, as if he smells something horrific:: Edward: Ugh! What is that stench?! ::He looks to the window, his eyes opening wide in fear:: ::A tall shadowy figure stands on the window sill, his long raggedy poncho blowing in the wind. A pair of yellow eyes shine from under the dirt-brown, wide brimmed cowboys hat:: Shadowy figure: (deep, heavy, sinister sounding Texan accent) Well, well, well…. Never thought I would see your pretty mug again Edward: ::Stammering and sweating heavily:: Its… It’s…. you Shadowy figure: Yeah… Been a while… hasn’t it? ::Begins walking toward him:: Wanna say hi to your papa? ::Holds up his hand and opens his palm, showing a skinned off human face being worn like glove. He steps out to reveal that the poncho is made of skinned off faces. His shoes are decorated with human teeth with a large pair of snake fangs at the tip. His hat has a spinal cord wrapped around the edge of it:: Narrator: This monstrous figure is known as E.G. Domino, one of the Earths deadliest and most twisted assassins for hire. Known for his amazing array of weapons and his trademark poncho, it has been rumored that he has been in the business for about 200 years Edward: W-What are doing here? I-I-I didn’t call you at all! No needs to die today! ::Laughs nervously, begins to shout:: Secru-- ::His mouth is covered by Domino’s hand, gets as LeMat revolver pointed at his head:: Domino: You scream, I shoot. You call the guards, I shoot. You don’t give me the information I need, I shoot. Get it, my friend? ::Edward nods:: Gooooooood. ::Holds up a photo to him:: Where can I find this guy? ::Removes his hand:: Edward: That guy in the photo… He should be in the main hanger, where the other robots are stored Domino: Well, it’s a start. It makes my search a little less difficult. Hope your enjoying the perks of life, Mr. president of the mech league ::Begins to walk off:: ::Edward hangs his head, panting a bit. He opens his desk draw and takes out a magnum:: Edward: I should have done this 40 years ago after you finished the first job… ::Aims the gun at Domino’s head:: ::Before he can pull the trigger, Domino throws an axe and cuts off Edwards head. Blood spews out of the neck hole as the body spasms a bit before landing in the chair. His head lands dead center in the middle of the desk:: Domino: ::Walks back over, pulls his axe out of the chair:: One other thing; you try to kill me, I kill you right back. ::Takes out a machete:: Since you were kind enough to sacrifice yourself, I’ll be a nice guy and recreate those days of father and son… ::Begins peeling the skin of Edwards severed head:: ::Back in the ring, the fight has already begun. Legendary One is punched in the stomach and is sent flying back, crashing into a tower. A Naruto headband power-up appears in the wreckage and L.O. wastes no time in grabbing it and tying it around his head:: Roger: Kage Bushin no Jutsu! ::Clones of the Legendary One appear outta puffs of smoke and proceed to gang up on Marvel Blue:: Elvira: Looks like Roger is exploiting one of Marvel Blue’s weaknesses Jake: That’s right. Only use to fighting one-on-one, Cyrus cannot take this kind of pf brutal assault ::Blue get pounded by kicks and punches. Cyrus, looking desperate, he holds a Jump item in his hand:: Cyrus: Guess I have no choice. Blue, time to go Super Saiya-jin! ::Blue grunts in agreement and emits a yellow ki aura. The L.O. clones explode, the real one flipping away from the explosion just in time. Blue gets into a fighting stance, spikey golden hair sprouting from his head:: ::Meanwhile, a huge SUV parks a block away from Rockefeller Stadium. Five pairs of feet step out of the car, their faces unseen: Voice 1: Is this it? Voice 2: I dunno. Let me check the vile ::A hand holds up a small test tube of human blood and points it at the stadium. The blood boils over:: Voice 2: Yeah. This is the place. Better call Brama ::He reaches up to his ear and pushes the button on his codec. Other than his ear and some long brown hair, nothing else can be seen:: ::A codec screen appears. It looks exactly like the one in Metal Gear Solid. A picture of Colin Mochrie appears one the left while a man who looks exactly like Captain Murphy from Sealab 2021 appears on the right:: Voice 2: This is Jack. Priest Brama, can you hear me? Brama: Loud and clear, Jack. What’s the situation? Jack: All of us are a block away from the stadium Brama: Excellent. Operation Kiltipzism can commence shortly Jack: Uh, that’s exorcism, sir Brama: Right, what did I say? Jack: You said Mr. Mixyesspitlick backwards Brama: Oh. Well, is he…. Is he here? Jack: Is who here? Brama: Mr. Kiltipzism, man. That fifth dimensional menace! He’ll turn this world upside down! Jack: Sir. Mr. Mixyesspitlick is a fictional character. He isn’t real Background voice: Who said something about Kiltipzism? ::Few seconds of silence:: Oh, son of a bitch! ::A poof sound is heard:: Brama: ::Laughs uproariously:: I finally got ‘em! No one believed me but who knew, Eggers?! Brama knew! ::Laughs some more:: Jack: Sir, please. Back to the matter at hand Brama: Right, right. Remember, if you fail this mission, it’ll be the end of the world or as the Norwegians call it, Fraggle Rock Jack: That’s “Ragnorak”, sir Brama: Right, what did I say? Jack: You said Fraggle Rock Brama: Oh my grandkids use to love that show. I even remember the theme song Jack: Sir this not— Brama: ::Starts singing the theme song to Fraggle Rock:: Jack: I am ending this transmission now. Smoker Syndicate member, Jack Daniels, out -Codec end- Jack: Alright, boys. ::Holds up a vile of blood:: Drink up ::Split screen shows five vile’s of blood being drunken and thrown to the ground when finished:: Voice 3: Never thought I would have to drink something so vile Voice 4: (Russian accent) Worse than rotten bear meat Jack: Quit complaining. Be lucky the old man gave us some of his blood. This will make detecting the demon a whole lot easier. ::Puts a crucifix shaped cigarette in his mouth:: Alright, here is the plan; you two will check out the hanger. You two will check out the stands. I’ll search outside. Remember to leave no stone unturned and make sure no one sees you. If any of you guys see anything, call me immediately. Alright, lets rock and roll. ::They leave. Jack lights up his cigarette and looks at the photo of the person they have to exorcise. He grits his teeth:: Son of a bitch… ::Back in the ring, Marvel Blue is firing off ki blasts at Legendary One, who flips away from each one, countering with a Gomu-Gomu no Snap Dragon kick. Blue is sent flying back, slamming into a large stone wall:: ::In the hanger, Ratfrag is hidden up in the rafters, watching the fight on a portable TV. Behind him, a large white cocoon pulsates:: Ratfrag: ::Grins, staring at Cyrus:: I see you made it after all…. ::A collage of different action stills are shown as the battle concludes in a classic double K.O. pose. After a few minutes, the Legendary One staggers up, raising a hand in victory. The crowd cheers wildly:: ::Back in the hanger, Cyrus lights up another cigar as he lowers himself from blue’s shoulder. A clapping sound is heard. Puzzled, he looks behind him to find Ratfrag emerging from the shadows:: Ratfrag: Those were some impressive moves you showed off back there. I didn’t even think you would come at all Cyrus: I beg your pardon sir but do I know you? Ratfrag: I noticed it. The tiny dust mark in the left corner of your eye patch. Only a well-trained eye can notice your distinct calling card. And here I thought you weren’t gonna show up…. Jubei the Faceless ::Cyrus takes the cigar out of his mouth and lowers it. After a few minutes, he begins to chuckle. The chuckle slowly turns into uproarious laughter. As the laughter dies down, he runs his fingers through his hair:: Cyrus: (no accent) So you found me out, eh? ::Laughs:: I knew you would, you fat bastard. ::Clicks the “dust mark” on his eye patch. His disguise disintegrates to reveal to reveal his true form: He wears a loose fitting dark red gi, straw sandals, a dark blue cape, a dark red bandana that covers his mouth, and a large conical hat. Black curls dangle from under his hat:: Jubei: Its been ages since I showed my true form to anyone, let alone you. Acutally, I am surprised you called me down here just to take care of some Earth kid. ::Holds up a photo of Will:: Must be getting on in your old age if you getting beaten by a kid Ratfrag: Yeah. Well, that “kid” did this… ::Points at the cut on his stomach:: …to me Jubei: ::Looks at the cut:: This is too good. You sure a kid did this? Ratfrag: I never lie to a friend. Did you at least manage to see him in action? Jubei: Never got the chance. I had to play up my part for the duck and mouse. Poor bastards don’t even know that their real master is dead ::Off in the corner, Cosgrove and Drake overhear the conversation. Both look horrified, sad, and angry:: Drake: ::Clutching his Dracula book:: That bastard… I should have known Jubei: So, am I the only one who called to take out the kid? Ratfrag: Not just you. I managed to get a hold of one of the greatest assassins/bounty hunters on Earth. ::Hears footsteps:: I believe that is him right now ::Ratfrag and Jubei look over to the right. A figure emerges from the shadows, dripping blood from his right hand. It is revealed to be E.G. Domino:: Domino: You the guys that sent for me? Ratfrag: Took you long enough to get here Domino: Sorry. I had to take care of business. ::Holds up his right hand, showing Edward’s skinned off face covering it:: So, where is this Willy kid? I don’t need to remind you that I hate when my time is wasted… Ratfrag: Patience, patience. All in due time. Some things are still in their preperation stage. After this job is finished, you’ll get your cut. It’ll be enough to retire Domino: Retirement is a word that is not in my vocabulary. Just give me a chance to skin ‘em when you’re done doing what you want to do Ratfrag: ::Grins evilly:: Excellent… ::Back in Edwards office, the two guards are literally wetting themselves and looking on in terror as they see their bosses bloody skeleton hung over the desk in a crucifixion pose::
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