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Post by Optimus Prime on Aug 15, 2006 17:24:58 GMT -5
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Artemus
Behind The Logo Team 
So what if it's a different picture, still SSBB-related
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Post by Artemus on Aug 15, 2006 21:59:47 GMT -5
Someone's having fun with their Scion Transformer.
Why such a thing exists is beyond me.
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Post by Optimus Prime on Aug 15, 2006 22:35:51 GMT -5
Because everyone hates him. I have no idea why, since his original version doesn't look like half a bitch to transform as this one was. The Alternators line is really hard to work with  spiffy but super-complicated. But they have hands which are more than blocks with holes for guns =\ it's a tradeoff. He is Skids =D easily distracted and he'd rather observe the natural world and socialogical stuffs than blow crap up. AND HE'S A MINIVAN. However, lack of a soccer mom figure is a curious omission... |
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Post by NeroKid on Aug 16, 2006 0:07:49 GMT -5
LADY!
If you think skids is difficult to Transform, you have not seen the cybertronian obstacle course that is Alternators Grimlock, (and to a far lesser extent, Alternators Shockblast/Jazz).
I mean, I -can- transform them. I just don't know how I'm doing it.
Oh, to get the Alternators that come with those, you need to import from Japan.
I soooo wish I were joking, and yet I'm totally not.
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Post by Optimus Prime on Aug 16, 2006 0:54:51 GMT -5
No, those are random anime chicks. WE WANT SOMEONE APPLICABLE.
Binals <3 expensive as hell. My friend has one. She welly wants Jazz. GIVE HER JAZZ, YOU SAUCY MOMMA.
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Post by NeroKid on Aug 16, 2006 1:30:28 GMT -5
Hey, they aren't random anime chicks. They're all characters taken from older Transformers series and distorted into barely-legal shallow husks of their former identity.
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Post by Optimus Prime on Aug 16, 2006 8:57:44 GMT -5
... So how does Sparkplug become a hot anime chick? Massive weight loss, collapse the bone structure, a few years of plastic surgery, a SEX CHANGE... of course that makes sense!
OR DOES IT?
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Post by Andrusi on Aug 16, 2006 14:59:01 GMT -5
Sparkplug? Nah, they already turned him into the Mini-Con lovechild of Bumblebee and Sunstreaker.
Marissa Fairborne, though, is suddenly a blonde teenager with no pants. (Which is a shame, because she's probably one of the best female cartoon characters the eighties had to offer.) And T-AI is a real person now.
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Post by NeroKid on Aug 16, 2006 15:42:18 GMT -5
Marissa Fairborne has ONE weakness...
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Post by Andrusi on Aug 16, 2006 15:56:36 GMT -5
Pants.
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Post by SonKnuck on Aug 16, 2006 16:45:09 GMT -5
Actually, I velieve what Neroman is trying to tell us here is "I'd do her"
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Post by NeroKid on Aug 16, 2006 20:09:34 GMT -5
If she's good enough for Optimus Prime...
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Post by Optimus Prime on Aug 16, 2006 20:13:14 GMT -5
I get Starscream's ghost in a jar. YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE ME!
I'm awful. I like Soundwave best. He's good with pets. Only he'd try jamming mine into his chest, and they'd pop out a cassette-shaped bloody mess, but was it on PURPOSE? No, he's just used to doing that! Plus he's tall =D I need my man to compensate for my height deficiancy.
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Post by NeroKid on Aug 16, 2006 20:19:31 GMT -5
Soundwave knows the score. He's and intelligent guy with matronic tendencies, but he's still a badass who takes what he wants. SO he's always second in command. But here's the thing, he could easily be leader, sure he doesn't have much charisma, but Frenzy and Rumble cover that angel. The thing is, Soundwave doesn't leader, because he knows that it's the Decepticon leaders who are always first to be stabbed in the back. Usually by StarsCream.
Also he has the bestest voice in the show. Not the best voice in the universe, (that's reserved for the first voice of the computer in Flight of The Navigator, natch. Or maybe Brain from Teen Titans). Regrettably Soundwave's accapella CD was dissapointing because it was only released on casette circa 2005.
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Post by Sz on Aug 16, 2006 20:23:04 GMT -5
I have only one thing to say in response to this topic:
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Post by Optimus Prime on Aug 16, 2006 21:03:31 GMT -5
Regrettably Soundwave's accapella CD was dissapointing because it was only released on casette circa 2005. WAT? ... And the thought of two Decepticons covering 'angels' lends a new perspective on everything. Are they blocking our view or romantically involved? GAAAAAAAH!!! Starscream is still a winner. Those colors and Cobra Commander's voice. It's win-win. But I still like Mr Depthless Perception more <3 keeeewt. |
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Post by NeroKid on Aug 16, 2006 21:21:29 GMT -5
angle, I meant angle. You know that.
StarsCream is only a winner 'cause the guys he overthrows are always losers.
And they're losers 'cause they're dumb enough to hang out with StarsCream.
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Post by Optimus Prime on Aug 16, 2006 21:29:03 GMT -5
GET THEE TO HELL. *Hugs Starscream's leg. Gets squished. Ewww.* It seemed like a good idea at the time ~ |
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Post by NeroKid on Aug 16, 2006 23:02:29 GMT -5
..so you're not interested in coming to a Canada? ;_;
we have IMAX theatres!
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Post by J on Aug 16, 2006 23:52:43 GMT -5
So does the US.
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spiffy but super-complicated. But they have hands which are more than blocks with holes for guns =\ it's a tradeoff.
