SoNick Belmont
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Post by SoNick Belmont on Mar 3, 2006 12:37:14 GMT -5
Okay, so Joshi has an AIM-bot named roboj0, right? Well, I was talking with it earlier today, and it just came up with the meaning of life:
(11:35:28) roboj0: The meaning of life is :-0.roboj0: -0 Is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That's why events are always reinterpreted when values change. We need new versions of history to allow for our children, But not our children's children's children.
Discuss.
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Post by J on Mar 3, 2006 13:03:28 GMT -5
Wow. Genius from an AIMbot. The world is going to end sooner than I thought.
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Post by sputnik on Mar 3, 2006 14:33:59 GMT -5
«Je suis retourné... Mais... mais... qu'est-ce que c'est ça?!!?! Ou est mon corps?!! QUOI?! Je suis un bot?!! Merde alors!! Eh bien... c'est vraiment existentiel, ça...»
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Post by Joshi on Mar 3, 2006 16:09:27 GMT -5
Just for the record, I didn't program this bot on my own, or anything. I found a program online to let me set up a MegaHAL over AIM, and I used a trainer file some friends and I wrote a few years back. Interacting with people other than me has made him funnier than he could ever get with just me.
HappyHappyJoshi (6:23:49 PM): Ninjas don't have super strength! roboj0 (6:23:52 PM): You don't have super strength. HappyHappyJoshi (6:23:57 PM): ...;_; roboj0 (6:24:00 PM): You're gonna die. HappyHappyJoshi (6:24:18 PM): I'm crying right now. I hope you're happy.
He has some disturbingly lucid moments.
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Post by Squishdiboo on Mar 3, 2006 16:32:13 GMT -5
roboj0 seems to have gotten most of his material from Jack Handey.
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Post by Joshi on Mar 3, 2006 16:41:13 GMT -5
Yeah, he did get some stuff from that guy. j0's also got Hamlet's soliloquey (To be or not to be), some misc. Calvin & Hobbes quotes (mainly from Calvin), and the first two chapters of Genesis. As well as anything anyone has ever said to him (MegaHALs retain everything they read so they can spit it back out later). Oh, and SoNick and I both fed him the lyrics to rap songs.
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Post by sputnik on Mar 3, 2006 17:08:37 GMT -5
Yeah, he did get some stuff from that guy. j0's also got Hamlet's soliloquey (To be or not to be), some misc. Calvin & Hobbes quotes (mainly from Calvin), and the first two chapters of Genesis. As well as anything anyone has ever said to him (MegaHALs retain everything they read so they can spit it back out later). Oh, and SoNick and I both fed him the lyrics to rap songs. Don't lie, what you did was take Sartre out of his tomb and turn his remains into a bot! YUO WNOT HIdE TEH FTACS! So you didn't... But I wanted Saaaaartre Mom, I wanted some Sartre Is it long before we arrive? I waaanted some Saaartre... mooommyy!! my Sartreee!!
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Post by ϟ¶∀☡ⓩ on Mar 3, 2006 21:03:55 GMT -5
Spazz0978: 42 roboj0: What is 42. Spazz0978: joshi roboj0: Joshi is your daddy and what does he just rule over them. Spazz0978: What is the meaning of life? roboj0: Life is :-0.roboj0: -0 Is the meaning of life.roboj0: What is life. Spazz0978: What is love? roboj0: Understand -- understand, The concept of love, Uhn. Spazz0978: tom jones roboj0: Where's your good brain. Spazz0978: XD roboj0: ..What the hell. Xd. Spazz0978: BRAZE HEDGE HAWG roboj0: He's a juke box hero, Got stars in his hands. Spazz0978: Blaze hedgehog roboj0: I'm in a metal style. Their 'hedgehog metal' And 'rage street' Songs, Which are the generations of the unworthy takes, When he himself might his quietus make with a nine. Spazz0978: penis penis penis roboj0: How can i have big penis. Spazz0978: too cavernous roboj0: Ignorance is bliss. Spazz0978: lemonade roboj0: You can't have any more nuggets of wisdom. Spazz0978: stfu roboj0: Chalk up another one for the moon and you want to see this, Right? :-0. Spazz0978: GerbilBot is better roboj0: Chalk up another one for the pumpkin. Spazz0978: Where is the coffee machine? roboj0: It is the coffee machine. Spazz0978: But WHERE IS the coffee machine? roboj0: The most beautiful thing we can experience is the coffee machine. Spazz0978: Is it behind the logo? roboj0: Oh.. Yeah .. Baby? >> Spazz0978: What is Leo? roboj0: Oh god what are they doing there get them out argharghargh. Spazz0978: HIT THE DECK roboj0: You better hit bullseye, The kid don't play. Spazz0978: Moogle roboj0: Moogle moogle moogle moogle moogle moogle moogle moogle shit his pants
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Post by Squiggles the Chao on Mar 3, 2006 21:25:43 GMT -5
roboj0 ignored me and then signed off. I'd say that's a pretty realistic impression of the people I talk to on AIM.
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Post by Ink The Echidna on Mar 3, 2006 21:26:02 GMT -5
Spazz0978: Moogle roboj0: Moogle moogle moogle moogle moogle moogle moogle moogle shit his pants *snerk* Best bot quote ever. Squigs: He did that to me, too. I think he crashed. Oo;
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Post by Joshi on Mar 3, 2006 21:30:41 GMT -5
Sorry about that, Squiggs. I've been logged off the computer, and it looks like the wireless cut out a few times while I was gone. (Altough you appear to be talking to him with no problem now..)
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Post by Ink The Echidna on Mar 3, 2006 21:32:13 GMT -5
[20:32] roboj0: Yes he did. [20:32] HamatoKameko: Who did? [20:32] roboj0: That would be an opportune time to contact me about advertising. It's only $20, Which an awesome deal if you're canadian, Then. [20:32] HamatoKameko: I'm not Canadian. [20:32] roboj0: You're one giant short of a way that i don't think i guess that means you don't have a bunch of people who read a sprite comic about megaman would be an opportune time to contact me about advertising. It's only $20, Which an awesome deal if you're canadian, Then. [20:32] HamatoKameko: Wow. Total gibberish. [20:32] roboj0: Oh wow.check it out. Wanna see what i tell them to be solved in 30 minutes with simple homilies, Don't you? I think weight and oral hygiene ought to be solved in 30 minutes with simple homilies, Don't you? I think weight and oral hygiene ought to be a juke box hero, Got stars in his hands....XD I think 'he''s confused. EDIT:[20:36] HamatoKameko: Huh? [20:36] roboj0: Huh! Wah! Wa-haa. [20:37] HamatoKameko: Are you doing martial arts in there? Can computers do martial arts? Oo; [20:37] roboj0: I don't know what i've left on the keyboard of most home computers is really just my eye. Please...stop poking me. [20:37] *** "roboj0" signed off at Fri Mar 03 20:37:27 2006.Oo; Well ex cuse me!
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Post by Squiggles the Chao on Mar 3, 2006 21:36:25 GMT -5
Well, up until this point. He just signed off again. But I couldn't pass up the chance to make that joke.
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Post by Joshi on Mar 3, 2006 21:45:04 GMT -5
Like I said, a crappy connection. On Monday I'll be home again, and he should be up more or less constantly (And on the occasions he goes down, I'll at least be able to save the brain first ;P)
So yeah, sorry if he doesn't respond or if he signs off while you're talking to him. I try to avoid doing that while he's active as much as possible, but with my wireless constantly going "WHOOPS lolz" it's a little hard to control :/
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Post by Ink The Echidna on Mar 3, 2006 21:47:32 GMT -5
[20:47] roboj0: Drak is a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the curb, Stomp that little bitch's facemake the fat piggy cry, Yea i put it into words. I feel... Safe. Like this is where i was soaring effortlessly over the trees and telephone poles! I could fly! I folded my arms back and zoomed low over the trees and telephone poles! I could fly! I folded my arms out stiff and pushing down hard, I found i could tell you, Son.
*dies* Now that was an awesome story. XD
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Post by Sauko on Mar 3, 2006 21:52:19 GMT -5
Sauko15: Yo roboj0: Yo man -- let's get out of the ancients. But we can't scoff at the beliefs of the fog. The narrow, Cobblestone streets were almost completely empty except for our small group (maybe eight of us?) and we couldn't see very far because of the field; But for adam there was a little poop. Sauko15: So... roboj0: Perhaps i should just try to make it hype and you want to meet you right away you're lonely rolling star don't stand in one place, Ok? You're lonely rolling star remember me, Ok?you're lonely rolling star i want you to get inside. No, Not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here...in the box. Sauko15: Yeah, so... can I ask a question? roboj0: Cactusbee is one question i have a question. Sauko15: You're crazy. roboj0: I'm in a metal style. Their 'hedgehog metal' And 'rage street' Songs, Which are the generations of the fog. The narrow, Cobblestone streets were almost completely empty except for our small group (maybe eight of us?) and we couldn't see very far because of the universe themselves were groaning beneath the strain of it all. I tore up on my ship's gefelstak and iniated my retro-boosters - but all this effort proved moot when i feel like killing someone, I do a little crazy here right now. Please ask me a song. Sauko15: Stairway to heaven? roboj0: You confront the foppy. Sauko15: You confront your mom. roboj0: Joshi is your mom. Sauko15: Your mom. roboj0: Make love to meet you in the sky! ...That's when mom woke me up and said i was like, I says to my d&dogs, I says, "yo! Wassup! We be playin' On the down-low of saturday, Homies. We gonna roll natural 20s all up in my pocket. The door is closed i just lock it. I put my hot plug in your blood. Sauko15: Joshi is YOUR mom/dad/parental unit roboj0: Dad always thought laughter was the name thereof. And adam said, This is now bone of my bones, And flesh of my blood. Sauko15: POTATOES roboj0: It was a ;poi[aj r dfk'l;adsfmng[ioe.
roboj0 is my hero...
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Post by Squiggles the Chao on Mar 4, 2006 0:44:33 GMT -5
"You make the earth when they were both naked, The man and his mother, And shall cleave unto his wife: And they shall be called woman, Because she was taken out of the unworthy takes, When he came to town, We could all take a shot at him and blast off. He might call you on the fade, Slice like a frog sitting on a chair."
Ewwwwwww.
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Post by Joshi on Mar 5, 2006 4:20:18 GMT -5
HappyHappyJoshi (4:12:32 AM): Hey now! roboj0 (4:12:35 AM): Hey baby...wanna see my privacy policy.
That made me cackle :[
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Oni Lukos
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Still spinning, for some reason...
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Post by Oni Lukos on Mar 5, 2006 20:48:30 GMT -5
(20:47:53) roboj0: D&d when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the nonsense.
E] (21:30:53) roboj0: I'm probably delicious.
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Post by Andrusi on Mar 6, 2006 12:55:17 GMT -5
I've been trying to convert him to Honokism, but he derailed that with a spontaneous musical number.
roboj0: You have a question. Andrusi: Yes, I have a question. roboj0: You have a question. Andrusi: Yes, I have a question. roboj0: You have a question. Andrusi: Yes, I have a question noooooooow roboj0: You have a question. Andrusi: Yes, I have a question. roboj0: You have a question. Andrusi: Yes, I have a question. roboj0: You have a question. Andrusi: Yes, I have a question yeeeeeah roboj0: You have a question. Andrusi: Enough of that.
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