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Post by Mirai Zikasu on Aug 16, 2005 18:24:18 GMT -5
Perhaps the problem is that we don't understand what it's like to have a vagina. Does someone have one I could borrow? ULTERIOR MOTIVES!!Well, today you can buy talking vaginas and vaginas in cans, so you can go buy your own?... I wonder what it has to say ... "Blow me."
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Post by Ink The Echidna on Aug 16, 2005 18:55:07 GMT -5
XD
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Post by Optimus Prime on Aug 17, 2005 0:39:16 GMT -5
Well, according to the Sweet Potato Queens, a guy thought it'd say, "GO MOW THE LAWN!" in an angry raspy voice.
They're funny ladies =3.
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Post by Kulock on Aug 17, 2005 9:56:26 GMT -5
This is... yes.
...So confused. ;_;
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Post by Optimus Prime on Aug 17, 2005 13:02:49 GMT -5
Aren't we all...
I'm still amused how it was assumed I'd go on a bloody chainsaw murder rampage. If I want to kill, I'd rather get me my demolition vehicle with the missles and such.
Easier to get blood off a car than your clothes, am I right?
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Post by Mirai Zikasu on Aug 18, 2005 1:48:46 GMT -5
Well, whatever you plan on doing, Blue, as I pleaded before in our earlier parleys, please spare us androgynous boys. We're a necessary subspecies. Without androgyny, men would be, on average, more manly. You wouldn't want that now, would you?
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Post by Optimus Prime on Aug 18, 2005 11:05:11 GMT -5
Well, will you give me presents?
All who present satisfactory presents to all the board females avoids having their bits bobbed. I'm so happy~!
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Post by Squishdiboo on Aug 18, 2005 12:10:15 GMT -5
I like presents
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Post by mightfox on Aug 18, 2005 16:21:41 GMT -5
because double standards and general extreme retardity is funny
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Post by Andrusi on Aug 18, 2005 17:03:40 GMT -5
::presents goggles::
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Post by Optimus Prime on Aug 18, 2005 17:24:06 GMT -5
because double standards and general extreme retardity is funny Honey, you aren't thick enough to think I'm serious about the killing, right? I do think squashing out lifeforms is wrong... but there aren't rules against maim-hem! What do you expect from someone who spent her teen years playing the Deception series? TEA PARTIES?... wait, that's not a bad idea. Ooooh! Goggles~! *Little heart appears above head* I love goggles. And hats. That men wear. Because it's fun. Sparkster and Captain Jack Sparrow, for example.
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Post by stackeith on Aug 18, 2005 19:49:27 GMT -5
Say, you wouldn't be into doing guys with strap-on dildos, would you?
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Post by Optimus Prime on Aug 18, 2005 21:10:29 GMT -5
Say, you wouldn't be into doing guys with strap-on dildos, would you? Nope. I just have a thing for glasses and certain modes of dress. Like hats. Because every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man. Not one that lets it rule life, mind you. And I like gifts. Give gifts to all of us evil girlies!
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Post by Squishdiboo on Aug 18, 2005 21:21:23 GMT -5
Mwaha. Gifts make the girls love you, you know. Doncha wanna be loved?
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Post by 王泥喜 on Aug 18, 2005 22:27:05 GMT -5
::gives girls lots of gifts. ::
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Post by SoNick Belmont on Aug 18, 2005 22:34:53 GMT -5
Gifts make the girls love you? Let me try this... *goes up to some random girl on the street, and gives her something shiny he found on the ground; examination reveals it to be a poptart wrapper*
...it didn't work! I even gave this girl something shiny, too! What am I doing wrong?
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Post by Squishdiboo on Aug 19, 2005 9:41:39 GMT -5
You're a cheap bastard, that's what.
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Post by Optimus Prime on Aug 19, 2005 18:14:33 GMT -5
Yeah! Anarchy! To find what gift a girl would accept happily, you must do something drastic! It's called talking ... and then, listening. *Cue Twilight Zone music* only then will the choice be clear! Like me, for example... the goggles are nice. Some other acceptable items would be decent-looking stuffed animals, zombie or werewolf action figures. Video games are widely loved, but it is more tricky, being they may already be owned or that they are disliked. Only one man has bought me a video game =D Christmas exchange in high school. SatAM avis on a disc for Sonic Shuffle. Neat-o, eh? Also... I accidently borrowed his Wild ARMS manual and... forgot. And moved. Far away.
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Post by Andrusi on Aug 19, 2005 18:55:36 GMT -5
What do you expect from someone who spent her teen years playing the Decepti con series?
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Post by Optimus Prime on Aug 19, 2005 19:01:55 GMT -5
What do you expect from someone who spent her teen years playing the Decepti con series? Transformers are neat but we only had a tee vee during the Beast Wars era. I think the classic formies look neat though. But all the series have -children- in them, right? Shows with kids and robots do not make me happy, unless robots squoosh the children. I named a freaky otter plush with a rotatable head Megatron anyway though.
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